Yesterday, American Idol creator Simon Fuller received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and, naturally, invited Victoria Beckham because he also manages the Spice Girls. Except she decided to show up late only to find current Idol host Jennifer Lopez had taken the front row seats leaving Posh to sit in the third row where she spent the entire ceremony shooting pure looks of icy murder that not even Randy Jackson was safe from. Which is pretty impressive considering Victoria Beckham only has one expression, yet there she is firing goddamn laser eyes in every shot. Apparently the 1/100th of a centimeter she managed to furrow her brow makes all the difference. It probably sounded like someone popping bubble wrap every time she squinted. “Take *pop* my seat *pop* will you *pop* bloody wide-ass trollop *pop* pew pew *pop* pew pew pew!”
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Man, could that guy on her right look any more Jewey?
Let’s see the Lohan bikini slip pics, Fish! I’m out of coffee.
You must need caffeine, if you can’t tell her left from her right.
He is clearly referring to Victoria Beckham and the guy sitting down on the right of her.
I fail to see how that was hard to understand.
You might need the coffee. lol
look at the first picture again smuggy, senor joo is most definetly sitting to hennifer lopez’s left
Dumbass, there are two celebs mentioned in this article and the first one mentioned is Victoria Beckham.
The guy is to the right of Victoria Beckham.
Is English really that hard to understand?
Actually, he’s in front of Victoria Beckham. If there’s any guy on her right, it’s her son.
Is perspective really that hard to understand?
Hennifer Lopez! LOL.
Man, could you be any more of a bigot?
Hed return gaze but he’d stare down 1/2 of beckham, and half of whoeverthefuckcareswasalsothere.
WTF did you say?????? English mutha f*cka….do you speak it!!!
Maybe if you would use a refence under a decade old, and your sn wouldn’t be a Spanish word, that would make sense.
Both of you are idiots. Go back to school.
Posh Spice has seldom looked hotter. Murder eyes become her.
Yikes, only Victoria could be pregnant and look skinnier.
Precisely what I was thinking. Shouldn’t she be nearing her third trimester by now? How has she LOST 10 more pounds?!
When I look at this photo I actually feel a little sorry for J-Lo.
Jennifer checks her phone while the love child of Johnny Galecki and Pauly Shore looks on.
Yeah how’d he get a better seat?
Mark Anthony whispering: “I think Victoria’s jealous of the fact that you have a husband half your size that can be pushed down by a strong sneeze”
Jennifer checks her phone while the love child of Johnny Galecki and Pauly Shore looks on.
She’s just protein-curious.
Pic #4 Randy is trying to get a look at dat aazzzz! (It’s a lot to take in, even for a brother!).
Anyway, I think I’d take Zombie-spice of Fat-ula any day.
Why is the fucking paps can’t even get a side shot of that thing??
She must’ve hovered down directly into her chair from the sky.
Even if you saw it, you wouldn’t believe it.
In every picture of a black man, there is a white woman saying it all with her eyes.
Yeah saying please go back to Africa!!
Your mom or gf has sucked at LEAST one thick black mandingo cock before, and then kissed you. Hate all you want ya salty crackers.
Okay, let me see if I have this. A non talent is pissed because another non talent is sitting in her place as people with far too much time of their collective hands “honor” a non talent “act”?
Yup – this all seems like a good use of time and energy.
Sorry, unless there are some attractive women (or men, if that’s your preference) – talented or not – are naked or falling out of their respective outfits, what’s the point here?
That not even botox will slow the evolution of a finely honed death glare? That’s all I got, sue me.
Yeeccchh, no wonder she only makes one expression. That face looks like chicken skin stretched over a skull then left out to dry in the desert for 1,000 years.
That, ladies and gentlemen is the essence of Botox face. One one expression, but hey, no wrinkles.
The shots of Lopez standing – now we know who can play the Penguin in the next Batman movie.
“Hold me back Skeletor, I’m about to go all Jenny From the Block on that bitch, Jenny from the concrete block over her head.”
“I’ll tell you want, what I really really want – you to die you seat stealing wench who still has a career. All I have is Tom Cruise’s boyfriend and an amazing ability to play blue grass on my ribs”
“Hmm..backhanding this male child in the head makes me feel slightly better. Now if only I can get my hands on those puppies for the dalmatian coat I want…”
“Tell me about the loneliness of good, He-Man. Is it equal to the loneliness of evil?”
Posh looks like a younger Mahweea–know what I’m sayin?
“Those seats, in the front. I’ll need 2 of them of course. Don’t worry about Victoria Beckham, she only needs a sliver of the chair corner. You can sit at my feet like a good lap dog..”
“Honey, you need to pull your tummy in a bit more”
“Not really one of my fantasies, but yeah, I’d fuck an older chick in her big fat ass while she gives the Nazi salute”
The white chicks behind J-Lllo are all “Becky, would you look at her butt”?
Sometimes that Spice Girl she looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a Spice Girl… she’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’.
*snerk*
Haha! Awesome Jaws reference.
Besides, VB totally got invited to the Royal Wedding.
When Skeletor met the Ice Queen: A story of love, betrayal, and living in the shadow of much better looking spouses
“Well, my saddlebags are packed and I’m off! Goodbye all!”
“Just once I’d like to relax with my husband and not feel the cold hands of Death on me”
Soooo, tell me who you’ll stab, who you’ll really really stab!
I’ll tell you who I’ll stab, who I’ll really really stab!
A man controlling Jennifer Lopez’s zombie husband almost got him to punch her in the stomach but at the last second she used her smart phone to deactivate the zombie joystick.
lol
That’s not jealousy, that’s hunger.
Sure, Beckham’s glare was unsettling, but what really freaked everybody out was her attempt at smiling.
She’s thinking “…right…on…my…clit”
she really does have the most beautiful hair.
^ Her hair stops at chin length. The rest are extensions.
“It puts the lotion on its skin…”
Her deathly stare is down to the fact that catering didn’t come through with her requested lettuce leaf for the event. A woman has to eat, ya know.
I don’t think she’s shooting any looks, that’s her regular face. Try to find a picture of her smiling, good luck. Imagine poor David, trying to get off while lying on top of this zombie.
Jesus Christ! Posh looks like an alien from a Doctor Who episode. Cold, soulless and hungering for human life essence. LOOK OUT, RANDY DAWG!
It does look very much like an alien.
Sadly, I think that may be how her face always looks.
psssst: buying a shotgun isn’t that difficult in the states.
Everyone is like : hmmm, i thought that butt would be….cuter : /
Did she poop out that baby? Where the hell did it go?
It could have been much worse if Becks were with her on second row, glancing at that quintessential ass.
AND they both were the same shoes!!! (Thank God Vicky left the pony tail and the weird fascinator at home)
That bitch looks evil!
It amazes me how hard she tries to hide her pregnancy. She’s obviously not following the Holly Wood trend to flaunt her pregnant belly. Cue in the cleverly designed dress + large handbag/clutch to cover her stomach. Also her pregnancy “glow” is nowhere to be seen.
Fashionably late=Back of the bus, bitch!
lol, horrible.
oh, look. a camera. let me put on my nice face: -_-