Venus William in The Most Horrible Wardrobe Choice Known to Man

January 27th, 2010 // 82 Comments

Venus Williams decided to wear flesh-colored, skin-tight undershorts at the Australian Open yesterday in what I can only assume was a strategic attempt to intimidate her opponents. And if they’re anything like me, they immediately went “You win” then tried to stop a moving train with their face, so well played.

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  1. Ralph

    UGH!!!

  2. charo

    yum. i like me some dark chocolate

  3. sunshine

    Not so good “down under”.

  4. yep

    Sunshine +1

  5. Richard McBeef

    yeah….no.

    brooke hogan and penis williams in the same day? shit, put up a lady gaga or a fergie post and go for the big cock trifecta.

  6. Reedonkulus

    Where the fuck is Parker? I want to hear his opinion on this one. That sweaty ass crack is all lubed up for you dude.

  7. mamamiasweetpeaches

    I didnt know they made black cottage cheese. ZING!

    But really – how can someone so athletic be so poor in the thigh area?

  8. SO RIGHT

    “You win” then tried to stop a moving train with their face, so well played”

    HA HA HA HA HA HA — hilarious comment!!!

  9. Greg Oden

    She’s doing it just to aggravate the officials of the tourney. If they restrict that type moronic outfit, she’ll yell racist. What a joke.

  10. pimp

    that’s fucking hilarious! but that’s an ass i’m sorry to say i wouldn’t eat…stinks worse then mine after a weekend stoned on the couch…but i’d hit it…

  11. Peter Griffin says...

    ***Jumps up and down waving a spear***

    “Ooga Booga!”

  12. HackSaw

    Would not hit.

  13. Assbestos

    That’s not skin color….whoa jk jk

  14. gen

    @7

    Genes. Deal with it. She’s not out of shape since she’s a world famous athlete.

  15. I always thought she would wear Hello Kitty undies. You know, because she’s so dainty.

  16. ######KrazyHotKelli##########

    GRUNDEY RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. Motorboatin

    Not that anyone really gives a shit but, her last name is Williams, not William, but I get the Freudian slip there, totes mcsaddlebags.

  18. Yeah, uh huh. That's right.

    butt ugly………. Make that BUTT UGLY

  19. Fribble

    AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    My Eyes!!!! My poor, poor, eyes!!!!!

    …and yet, there’s not a word about that disgusting cunt, Nancy Grace.
    Sorry, Fish, you’re slipping, so here’s some of the dirt:
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0125101grace1.html

  20. Anna

    @Peter Griffin: “jumping up and down waving a spear” ? WTF is that supposed to mean? That comment says way more about you than Venus’s ugly a$$.

    @Yeah, uh huh : “Butt ugly” — hilarious

  21. Nero

    For how long was she wearing this piece of cloth?! It looks pretty dirty to me.

  22. Boogeyman King Dong

    That must have been one helluva wet fart!

  23. barf

    what the fuck is wrong with those two ugly animals? why do they dress like big whores on the tennis court? they have brought nothing but grossness to the sport. the big dude with the giant tits and ass – her giant “sista” Surreala – is a typical thug threatening referees and players when she gets mad. i can’t wait for their days to end they both make me sick.
    hate
    hate
    hate
    hate
    hate

  24. a real man

    The WIlliams sisters are hot.

    Dudes who don’t understand the value of nice thick thighs and ample ass probably don’t have sex with real women.

    Me, I like to fuck chicks. I like titties, asscheeks, and the slapping sound of pounding on some poontang.

    Dudes who think the Williams sisters are good looking are little pussy faggots, and probably asian or small-dicked whiteboys.

    That is a nice ass, for anyone who likes ass.

    cock smokers.

  25. Jared

    @a real man

    you start off your comment by saying, “The Williams sisters are hot.” but then go on to say, “Dudes who think the Williams sisters are good looking are little pussy faggots, and probably asian or small-dicked whiteboys.”

    CAUGHT!

  26. Rough's goodwill tour

    Is that the small one? I want to be friends…

  27. Peter Griffin says...

    @ Anna: “Oongawa! OONGAWA!!”

    ***bounces up and down like a jungle bunny***

  28. a real man

    Jared,

    you’re right. I forgot to say “don’t”. You know what I meant.

    Now shut the fuck up, go back to Subway, and suck my dick you fat faggoty fuck.

  29. ugh

    haha

    @a real man

    that’s disgusting dude… but hey… you can be a “real man” and slap around all the cottage cheese ass you want…

    and to correct you… that’s a nice ass for anyone who like over the hill, aged, dumpy, j-e-l-l-o ass.

  30. a real man

    Disgusting?

    What’s disgusting is that you don’t like actual women. you jerk off to internet porn and think airbrushed, doctored pictures are what women are supposed to look like.

    If you’d EVER taken off a hot chick’s clothes, you would have found that she has a nice, tasty layer of fatty tissue, and that it feels good to squeeze it and tickle it and rub your dick on it.

    Now, don’t get me wrong, I don’t like fat chicks. It’s just that all chicks need to have a little bit of cushion for the pushin’. It’s fucking science. Skinny chicks like Angelina Jolie and Madonna are gross. I’m talking about real life here, faggots, not media porn.

    Enjoy celibacy, losers. I will be sticking my dick in pussies while squeezing nice, cottage cheesy ass. I will motorboat nice, fatty funbags while you’re fucking your fleshjack, you fucking sexist faggot no-pussy-getting fuckfaces.

    in conclusion:

    you are gay, and i hate you. also: you don’t get laid.

  31. a Better man

    To the monkey above me: the Willaims sisters are ugly in the face and are both poor losers because you can’t take the ghetto out of them. Serena is violent and threatening and I guess YOU people should just take that awesome attitude to your own league.
    Why is this amazon bitch wearing clothes like this anyway at a tennis match?
    Oh yeah I know why.

  32. SiennaB

    lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo hilarious

  33. frankiestage

    Back in the day we used to call those hot pants. Although Venus shorts are shorter even than hot pants. Those are more like “I’m a whore” short. Nice big ass nevertheless though.

  34. Ballzonya Chen

    You can take the thug out of Compton but can’t take the Compton out of the thug. This picture looks like the giant turd I dropped in the bowl this morning.

  35. dancy

    My Eyes!!!! My poor, poor, eyes!!!!! All my friends at ***plusflirt__com*** are talking about this……nice and free place for BBWs and handsome men to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends. OO…….do u wanna join us…………

  36. lololol. That does look horrible. At least wear something appealing and now a ugly color like that.

  37. ugh

    @a real man

    hahaha

    … it’s clear that in reality… it’s you, unfortunately, who hasn’t had the luxury of taking the clothes off of a fit girl.. there are plenty of women out there who don’t have 1000 fat jiggles all over their legs.

    You’re calling me gay when half of what you talk about is dick… lol

    i think you’re almost alone in slobbering over these muts…

    I agree Madonna and jolie are pretty scary these days, I’m pretty sure I never called them hot… so I don’t really know why you brought them up…

    Anyway… after looking up what a fleshlight was… i realized that you already knew what that was… You seemed pretty turned on by the ugliness above, so why don’t you use that man-sex toy, release some tension and ease up a bit.

    By the way, if you’re black, you’re doing a good job at representing why some people are racist.

  38. Please can someone tell the William sisters to stop wearing those awful weaves.

  39. nuno

    wtffffffffffffffffffffff is this a new horror caracter????????????????

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  41. Kevin Baconator

    Everyone on this website is a racist. Don’t hate because us black people are slowly taking over the world. Obama-Obama-Obama

  42. Lux

    @24
    I love your use of the best slur in the world: cocksmoker.
    And even though I’m a girl (and a skinny one at that), I have to agree. Pic 7? Great butt.

  43. Sunshine

    HER BODY IS FIERCE. STOP ALL THE HATING. HER AND HER SISTER ARE THE BEST AT TENNIS. I WOULD RATHER SHE BROWN SKIN THAN UGLY WHITE PALE SKIN. WHITE PEOPLE ARE SO UGLY. PALE SKIN, EVIL EYES AND STRINGY HAIR. YUCK. GO BACK TO EUROPE WHITE PEOPLE.

  44. minx

    @44

    I WOULD RATHER SHE WHITE SKIN THAN UGLY ASHY BROWN SKIN. BLACK PEOPLE ARE SO UGLY. BLACK SKIN, RETARDED EYES AND NAPPY HAIR. YUCK. GO BACK TO AFRICA BLACK PEOPLE.

  45. #7, so poor in the thigh area? She is very athletic, in great shape and very muscular. A lot of women have cellulite, regardless of their attempt to get rid of it. It’s life. It just goes to show that anyone can have cellulite. Get over it.

  46. yeah...

    @46
    but that doesn’t mean everyone has to want to fuck her… people are allowed to find her unattractive… and anyone feeling that way doesn’t mean anyone is racist.

  47. korrina

    It’s Venus Williams not William.

  48. Chicken Fillet

    No, it’s Penis William.

  49. Pig

    White people came here to build a nation and that they did. Europe is still awesome and highly developed. Africa? No comment.
    White women are the most sought after by all men of all races on Earth. Black women? No comment.
    Kim Clijsters beat Sirmeana fair and square and the cunt got violent didn’t she? Threatened a small old woman’s life she did.

    Please don’t show your cheesy nasty ass Penis Williams.

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