Venus Williams decided to wear flesh-colored, skin-tight undershorts at the Australian Open yesterday in what I can only assume was a strategic attempt to intimidate her opponents. And if they’re anything like me, they immediately went “You win” then tried to stop a moving train with their face, so well played.
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Ralph | January 27, 2010 at 3:01 pm
UGH!!!
charo | January 27, 2010 at 3:01 pm
yum. i like me some dark chocolate
sunshine | January 27, 2010 at 3:04 pm
Not so good “down under”.
yep | January 27, 2010 at 3:07 pm
Sunshine +1
Richard McBeef | January 27, 2010 at 3:08 pm
yeah….no.
brooke hogan and penis williams in the same day? shit, put up a lady gaga or a fergie post and go for the big cock trifecta.
Reedonkulus | January 27, 2010 at 3:14 pm
Where the fuck is Parker? I want to hear his opinion on this one. That sweaty ass crack is all lubed up for you dude.
mamamiasweetpeaches | January 27, 2010 at 3:18 pm
I didnt know they made black cottage cheese. ZING!
But really – how can someone so athletic be so poor in the thigh area?
SO RIGHT | January 27, 2010 at 3:26 pm
“You win” then tried to stop a moving train with their face, so well played”
HA HA HA HA HA HA — hilarious comment!!!
Greg Oden | January 27, 2010 at 3:29 pm
She’s doing it just to aggravate the officials of the tourney. If they restrict that type moronic outfit, she’ll yell racist. What a joke.
pimp | January 27, 2010 at 3:37 pm
that’s fucking hilarious! but that’s an ass i’m sorry to say i wouldn’t eat…stinks worse then mine after a weekend stoned on the couch…but i’d hit it…
Peter Griffin says... | January 27, 2010 at 3:44 pm
***Jumps up and down waving a spear***
“Ooga Booga!”
HackSaw | January 27, 2010 at 3:51 pm
Would not hit.
Assbestos | January 27, 2010 at 3:51 pm
That’s not skin color….whoa jk jk
gen | January 27, 2010 at 4:04 pm
@7
Genes. Deal with it. She’s not out of shape since she’s a world famous athlete.
Steal This Webcomic | January 27, 2010 at 4:05 pm
I always thought she would wear Hello Kitty undies. You know, because she’s so dainty.
######KrazyHotKelli########## | January 27, 2010 at 4:12 pm
GRUNDEY RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Motorboatin | January 27, 2010 at 4:20 pm
Not that anyone really gives a shit but, her last name is Williams, not William, but I get the Freudian slip there, totes mcsaddlebags.
Yeah, uh huh. That's right. | January 27, 2010 at 4:23 pm
butt ugly………. Make that BUTT UGLY
Fribble | January 27, 2010 at 4:29 pm
AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Eyes!!!! My poor, poor, eyes!!!!!
…and yet, there’s not a word about that disgusting cunt, Nancy Grace.
Sorry, Fish, you’re slipping, so here’s some of the dirt:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0125101grace1.html
Anna | January 27, 2010 at 4:32 pm
@Peter Griffin: “jumping up and down waving a spear” ? WTF is that supposed to mean? That comment says way more about you than Venus’s ugly a$$.
@Yeah, uh huh : “Butt ugly” — hilarious
Nero | January 27, 2010 at 4:33 pm
For how long was she wearing this piece of cloth?! It looks pretty dirty to me.
Boogeyman King Dong | January 27, 2010 at 4:38 pm
That must have been one helluva wet fart!
barf | January 27, 2010 at 4:43 pm
what the fuck is wrong with those two ugly animals? why do they dress like big whores on the tennis court? they have brought nothing but grossness to the sport. the big dude with the giant tits and ass – her giant “sista” Surreala – is a typical thug threatening referees and players when she gets mad. i can’t wait for their days to end they both make me sick.
hate
hate
hate
hate
hate
a real man | January 27, 2010 at 4:58 pm
The WIlliams sisters are hot.
Dudes who don’t understand the value of nice thick thighs and ample ass probably don’t have sex with real women.
Me, I like to fuck chicks. I like titties, asscheeks, and the slapping sound of pounding on some poontang.
Dudes who think the Williams sisters are good looking are little pussy faggots, and probably asian or small-dicked whiteboys.
That is a nice ass, for anyone who likes ass.
cock smokers.
Jared | January 27, 2010 at 5:18 pm
@a real man
you start off your comment by saying, “The Williams sisters are hot.” but then go on to say, “Dudes who think the Williams sisters are good looking are little pussy faggots, and probably asian or small-dicked whiteboys.”
CAUGHT!
Rough's goodwill tour | January 27, 2010 at 5:24 pm
Is that the small one? I want to be friends…
Peter Griffin says... | January 27, 2010 at 5:26 pm
@ Anna: “Oongawa! OONGAWA!!”
***bounces up and down like a jungle bunny***
a real man | January 27, 2010 at 5:34 pm
Jared,
you’re right. I forgot to say “don’t”. You know what I meant.
Now shut the fuck up, go back to Subway, and suck my dick you fat faggoty fuck.
ugh | January 27, 2010 at 5:51 pm
haha
@a real man
that’s disgusting dude… but hey… you can be a “real man” and slap around all the cottage cheese ass you want…
and to correct you… that’s a nice ass for anyone who like over the hill, aged, dumpy, j-e-l-l-o ass.
a real man | January 27, 2010 at 6:04 pm
Disgusting?
What’s disgusting is that you don’t like actual women. you jerk off to internet porn and think airbrushed, doctored pictures are what women are supposed to look like.
If you’d EVER taken off a hot chick’s clothes, you would have found that she has a nice, tasty layer of fatty tissue, and that it feels good to squeeze it and tickle it and rub your dick on it.
Now, don’t get me wrong, I don’t like fat chicks. It’s just that all chicks need to have a little bit of cushion for the pushin’. It’s fucking science. Skinny chicks like Angelina Jolie and Madonna are gross. I’m talking about real life here, faggots, not media porn.
Enjoy celibacy, losers. I will be sticking my dick in pussies while squeezing nice, cottage cheesy ass. I will motorboat nice, fatty funbags while you’re fucking your fleshjack, you fucking sexist faggot no-pussy-getting fuckfaces.
in conclusion:
you are gay, and i hate you. also: you don’t get laid.
a Better man | January 27, 2010 at 7:02 pm
To the monkey above me: the Willaims sisters are ugly in the face and are both poor losers because you can’t take the ghetto out of them. Serena is violent and threatening and I guess YOU people should just take that awesome attitude to your own league.
Why is this amazon bitch wearing clothes like this anyway at a tennis match?
Oh yeah I know why.
SiennaB | January 27, 2010 at 7:10 pm
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo hilarious
frankiestage | January 27, 2010 at 7:23 pm
Back in the day we used to call those hot pants. Although Venus shorts are shorter even than hot pants. Those are more like “I’m a whore” short. Nice big ass nevertheless though.
Ballzonya Chen | January 27, 2010 at 7:53 pm
You can take the thug out of Compton but can’t take the Compton out of the thug. This picture looks like the giant turd I dropped in the bowl this morning.
dancy | January 27, 2010 at 8:15 pm
My Eyes!!!! My poor, poor, eyes!!!!! All my friends at ***plusflirt__com*** are talking about this……nice and free place for BBWs and handsome men to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends. OO…….do u wanna join us…………
earning money online | January 27, 2010 at 8:32 pm
lololol. That does look horrible. At least wear something appealing and now a ugly color like that.
ugh | January 27, 2010 at 9:10 pm
@a real man
hahaha
… it’s clear that in reality… it’s you, unfortunately, who hasn’t had the luxury of taking the clothes off of a fit girl.. there are plenty of women out there who don’t have 1000 fat jiggles all over their legs.
You’re calling me gay when half of what you talk about is dick… lol
i think you’re almost alone in slobbering over these muts…
I agree Madonna and jolie are pretty scary these days, I’m pretty sure I never called them hot… so I don’t really know why you brought them up…
Anyway… after looking up what a fleshlight was… i realized that you already knew what that was… You seemed pretty turned on by the ugliness above, so why don’t you use that man-sex toy, release some tension and ease up a bit.
By the way, if you’re black, you’re doing a good job at representing why some people are racist.
buy r4ds | January 27, 2010 at 9:38 pm
Please can someone tell the William sisters to stop wearing those awful weaves.
nuno | January 27, 2010 at 9:51 pm
wtffffffffffffffffffffff is this a new horror caracter????????????????
Sexy Black Girls | January 27, 2010 at 10:05 pm
looking hot my sista
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Kevin Baconator | January 27, 2010 at 10:23 pm
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Lux | January 27, 2010 at 10:37 pm
@24
I love your use of the best slur in the world: cocksmoker.
And even though I’m a girl (and a skinny one at that), I have to agree. Pic 7? Great butt.
Sunshine | January 28, 2010 at 12:09 am
HER BODY IS FIERCE. STOP ALL THE HATING. HER AND HER SISTER ARE THE BEST AT TENNIS. I WOULD RATHER SHE BROWN SKIN THAN UGLY WHITE PALE SKIN. WHITE PEOPLE ARE SO UGLY. PALE SKIN, EVIL EYES AND STRINGY HAIR. YUCK. GO BACK TO EUROPE WHITE PEOPLE.
minx | January 28, 2010 at 12:47 am
@44
I WOULD RATHER SHE WHITE SKIN THAN UGLY ASHY BROWN SKIN. BLACK PEOPLE ARE SO UGLY. BLACK SKIN, RETARDED EYES AND NAPPY HAIR. YUCK. GO BACK TO AFRICA BLACK PEOPLE.
Alli Watermelon | January 28, 2010 at 1:24 am
#7, so poor in the thigh area? She is very athletic, in great shape and very muscular. A lot of women have cellulite, regardless of their attempt to get rid of it. It’s life. It just goes to show that anyone can have cellulite. Get over it.
yeah... | January 28, 2010 at 2:19 am
@46
but that doesn’t mean everyone has to want to fuck her… people are allowed to find her unattractive… and anyone feeling that way doesn’t mean anyone is racist.
korrina | January 28, 2010 at 4:34 am
It’s Venus Williams not William.
Chicken Fillet | January 28, 2010 at 5:52 am
No, it’s Penis William.
Pig | January 28, 2010 at 6:59 am
White people came here to build a nation and that they did. Europe is still awesome and highly developed. Africa? No comment.
White women are the most sought after by all men of all races on Earth. Black women? No comment.
Kim Clijsters beat Sirmeana fair and square and the cunt got violent didn’t she? Threatened a small old woman’s life she did.
Please don’t show your cheesy nasty ass Penis Williams.