Nothing’s funnier than a domestic violence 911 call. Especially one that involves Vanilla Ice. Am I right? High five! Anyway, after six minutes of sheer lunacy (audio after the jump) you’ll find it comforting to know that Vanilla’s wife Laura dropped the battery charges and took him back, according to TMZ. So, sorry, ladies, the Ice is off the market – until his Hungry Man dinner gets burnt next week.
Thanks to George who would totally open up some Ninja Rap on Vanilla Ice’s punkass – which is apparently 41-years-old. Who knew?
Photo: Splash News, Audio: Webcastr
@43 – “call out a dumb guy”? I’m going to break your face, and you’ll deserve every bone-breaking punch.
get a job bitch.
advice
go fuck yourself!
hahahah!
jaan you are a bitch!
and a greek bitch too!
jaan you are a bitch!
he asked, “white, black or hispanic?” but the reception was spotty.
see she isnt a racists you bunch of half witted dummies.
see she isnt a racist you bunch of half witted dummies.
He’s so angry. Why is he so mad?
Funniest. Title. Ever.
Somebody better check “Jimbo”‘s basement. I’m pretty sure he’s got a daughter and seven children/grandchildren imprisoned down there.
It’s pretty obvious this guy is a hater of women because he has big-time mommy issues and like every other rapist and batterer out there, he refuses to get any help and simply blames every woman on earth for all of his shortcomings. Very typical, not surprising in the least.
I’m surprised the dispatcher didn’t kill himself.
possibly the coolest superficial title in the past 4 years. no joke.
#62 LOL I know!!!! Holy shit does that woman think she was talking to Dr. Phil or something? Good GOD!
Does anybody know what she looks like? She sounds like a freaking hillbilly. Soooo glad I took ten minutes out of my busy day during my after work hours and made sure to listen to that. Actually soooo glad I drank a beer first, that almost made that tolerable (no not really not at all)..
Chiming in late to say THANKS A LOT, Superfish–now that damned song is playing over and over in my head. Ye gods, I’d thought I’d left that behind in high school…
Ice, ice baby…
Make it STOP!!!
(weeps uncontrollably)
Damn 41!
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Man, F**K y’all. My click got s**t on this one. Watch what you say… it might catch up with ya around the corner. ;-)
this officer did a great job. it’s so hard to be patience with this lady’s 911 call. but so sad that he’s so controlling and ultimately sad that this is her life. you can hear him apologizing in the background, so i doubt she’s lying
Mad white trash right here. That call sounds like it’s coming from a trailer park. They should do a remix of this against a backdrop of “Ice, Ice Baby.”
PS: Da Man proposes new mandatory sentences for wife beaters cut off their hands!
His head is so square!
That dude looks AMISH!
Am I hearing things or is the call mostly about money??? Did she just need someone to talk to?? Not disputing the the fact that spousal abuse is soooo wrong.
Jimbo may have came off rude as hell but actually he’s correct in some regards. Women have no problem playing the “victim” and calling police during a stressful argument, usually not fully understanding of the consequences and wanting only to embarrass the man involved (but it turns into so much more if the police become involved). Men on the other hand hardly ever report domestic violence abuse for fear of embarrass and appearing “weak”.
I can state this from experience as I was arrested last year when I got into an argument with my (then) girlfriend and she called the police. I was in defensive mode during the fight and was repeatedly attacked and bitten (I threw her into a bunch of furniture and lamps while she was trying to assault me and was trying to get her out of my house), then she called the police and I got arrested and charged with domestic violence. They reduced the charges down to domestic jostling and refused to drop the case even though my (then) girlfriend stated directly to the prosecutor that it was her fault and that I was only defending myself. That’s Michigan for you, but these situations aren’t a joke and not to be taken lightly. Women – You need to think before you do any crazy shit like call the police just because you’re mad at a boyfriend – you’ll regret it for a long time. If it’s an alcohol issue, seriously, stop drinking.
Look, the first question the cops should ask when a woman makes this call is “Did you have it coming?”
I am joking.
Anyway, she should have known better than to marry someone who rocks the mic like a vandal, and that waxes chumps.
As a female, I’m offended by her behaviour. I’d also be willing to bet she instigated the fight and hit him too/first. I’ve never heard someone who was supposedly assaulted by her husband in front of her children, laugh and not actually sound like she gives a shit.
I feel sorry for their kids. And for the 911 operator since she’s just using him as part of her drama with her husband.
wow its fuck up that the first thing the cop asked was is he Black or Hispanic
Funny how the cop asked “hispanic or black?” White not an option??
Black or Hispanic
wtf is that shit?
I would have hung up on her ass so fucking fast! Maybe she should have stepped out of the car and taken to few punches to her mouth.
She was worried enough to call the cops, but she left the kids outside with him? WTF?
Great job stealing the joke from Joel McHale’s “Soup” on E.
Did the operator really say “black or hispanic”? That was nuts!!!
He must have heard a cymbal.
What a load of bs, she seems to be egging him on in the audio clip more than anything. Sounds like a manipulative cow…if he is bad enough to call the cops on him then why is she locking herself in a car with her children outside with him? It sounds as if she is just trying to have something to use in court to take him for his money….
too funny.
ice is back with a brand new bitch to slap.
Okay first off, I think domestic violence is a terrible thing and if he beat his wife then I feel bad for her. However, if he beats her why does she keep taking him back? I mean she just made herself look so idiotic on the 911 call. Like the operator really cares about hearing her rant on and on about sleeping on the other side of the house and not having any money blah blah blah…Then, she can’t even stop talking to Vanilla Ice long enough to talk to the operator or even tell the operator her name or his name ect. This is one of the most rediculous celebrity 911 tapes I have ever heard.
the 911 operator assumed he was “black or Hispanic” so funny
What. A. Piece. Of. Shit.
Btw, the title is HILARIOUS.
I think the 911 operator says, “white black or hispanic?” Not that he just says black or hispanic.
Man can she ramble on and on…
And she mentions a couple of times that he is a celebrity but the operator doesn’t cave and ask, oh really who is he?
Meanwhile, someone’s HOUSE IS ON FIRE. I can’t believe the operator waited around for her to talk about her futon and shit. This is your tax money at work, folks!
Nice that he’s trying to bring the Ceasar cut back into fashion.
Vannilla Ice, What a fuckin legend!
“black or hispanic” Fuck that GUY!