Vanilla Ice’s wife 911 call will make you stop, collaborate and listen. Then feel kind of awkward.

May 8th, 2008 // 94 Comments

Nothing’s funnier than a domestic violence 911 call. Especially one that involves Vanilla Ice. Am I right? High five! Anyway, after six minutes of sheer lunacy (audio after the jump) you’ll find it comforting to know that Vanilla’s wife Laura dropped the battery charges and took him back, according to TMZ. So, sorry, ladies, the Ice is off the market – until his Hungry Man dinner gets burnt next week.

Thanks to George who would totally open up some Ninja Rap on Vanilla Ice’s punkass – which is apparently 41-years-old. Who knew?


Photo: Splash News, Audio: Webcastr
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  1. Sara

    Mouahahahahaha so funny

  2. Captain Walleye

    Loonacy.

  3. Randal

    Well, forgiveness is the true way of saying I Love You and it’s obvious that Laura feels this way, otherwise the charges would not have been dropped.

    Hope it all works out.

    Randal

  4. JM

    Is it me, or does she flow like a harpoon, daily and nightly?

  5. blah

    “black or hispanic” ? what the hell, racist police phone operator.

  6. From TMZ:

    “Ice — real name Robert Van Winkle — is a free man after the April 10 incident, in which he allegedly kicked and hit his wife Laura. According to the court order, Laura recanted her statement and there were no independent witnesses to the battery, so the case got tossed. We’re also told that one witness who did come forward said the incident was only verbal.

    The Iceman — repped by power attorneys Bradford Cohen and Joe Lorusso — also won’t have to stay away from wife Laura, as the no contact orders have been pulled.”

    TYPICAL
    CUNT

    Most “spousal abuse” cases are bogus, but we’re all told to take them very seriously and feel bad for the “victim” (the wife who brings the fake charges because it’s in her DNA to be a manipulative bitch). When one of those public service announcements come on, change the channel.

  7. Haha SuperFish, that was a great title to this post!

  8. ibeatmywife

    Is this the case from awhile back where she called the police b/c he “shoved her into a wall.” Man if I had a nickel every time I shoved a woman into a wall….or shoved my fist into her. Isn’t that what women are for that and a sperm deposit? Am I right. Come onnnnn.

  9. sloane

    Tell it to your therapist bitch. She sounds like a loser too!

  10. Beav

    Will it ever stop? Yo I don’t know

  11. word to your mother

    @8: you’re right. i know you mama loves it when i use my pimp hand on her.

  12. Sid

    He’s no Eminem. And Eminem is no Ike Turner.

  13. Pat

    Someday soon there will be a 911 call from Kim Kardashian, reporting her new boyfriend Lemon Ice.

  14. Huhwha

    That 911 call was an inside job (says Binky).

  15. I’m not ashamed to say I was listening to “To The Extreme” when my daughter was conceived. Back in the day, nothing made white girls wetter than Ice.

  16. Beav

    @8 Bwahahahaha….wait, I’m a woman….*shrugs*….bwahahahahaha!!!!!!

  17. The Real Deal

    My absolute favorite….”Black or Hispanic”? Hell, I’m Latino and shit is FUNNY.

  18. RENEE

    Vanilla Ice has that much money still, wtf? I guess reality tv pays well. And his wife sounds like a real pain in the ass & full of crap; wah, wah, wah. A big mouth like that; somehow I don’t believe she never bought anything & only slept on a futon; yeh right. And it sounds like the charges were totally bogus & she was wasting the cops time; she doesn’t even sound the least bit scared.

  19. Quinn

    Justs “having the charges dropped” is so bogus. If you made them up in the first place, you need to be punished. The judge should change the “no contact” order to a “forced unlubricated anal” order, good for 10 sessions before she can call the cops again.

  20. Ted from LA

    This kind of shit is always happening to white rappers.

  21. t ross

    anything less than the best is a felony.

  22. tanya

    “Black or Latino?” “He’s Vanilla colored”

  23. @6 You your own name you stupided fucking troll..

  24. words…random…order…so angry…

  25. fygu

    Um Jimbo that’s not to say that domestic violence only exists in the mind of women (or “bitches” according to you.) Men hurt and abuse women all of the time. And they are controlling also. My last bf was a very scary individual and he only didn’t take it to the physical level because I told him under no uncertain terms that he would go to jail. Occasionally his response was that it would be “worth it” to beat or kill me.
    That said they both sound like scumbags on this tape. Those poor children. :(

  26. @24 KISS MY ASS TROLL. Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth now?? Dip shit!!

  27. #25 – I barely know you but I think I can see where your bf was coming from…

  28. @24:

    AUTOEROTIC ANALINGUS, in other words. Can you hear me now?

  29. jimbo loves it up the ass

    Hey Jimbo, looks like you got some “mommy” issues; maybe you are mad at mommy for letting daddy assrape you

    she might be a b*tch, but truth be told asshole there is domestic violence out there by, hey wait a minute, by assholes most likely like YOU.

  30. fu

    to billy bob jimbo john boy git git git

    nah you geew on and grab ur wife (most likely your sister) and have a good on ho down’ lik ye folk in ur parts do. yep yep git r done. moron

  31. fu

    to billy bob jimbo john boy git git git

    nah you geew on and grab ur wife (most likely your sister) and have a good on ho down’ lik ye folk in ur parts do. yep yep git r done. moron

  32. Beav

    @25 If your dumb enough to marry Vanilla Ice, you deserve to get beat.

  33. Beav

    @25 If you’re desperate enough to marry Vanilla Ice, you deserve to get beat.

  34. Secret Vanilla Ice Fan

    I must admit that when I first saw Vanilla Ice in his first video singing Ice Baby I thought he looked sexy dancing and doing push ups. He actually made a lot of wise investments so he still has money.

  35. Will

    Political correctness aside, there ARE some women who ask for it.

  36. jimbo needs a lobotamy

    jimbo = selfhating homo

    hey, is your other name buffalo bill?

  37. willy is a jackass1

    ya, just like there are some men that ask to be castrated willy old boy

  38. Davididas

    HAHAHA…. operator: “Black or Hispanic?”

  39. jimbo likes it up the ass

    no jimbo
    you like
    assey and large hairy man assey
    we all know your secret that you hide behind all yer’ womeyn are beeatches hating

    you like bears. and im not talkin about the animal, but you knew that already didnt ya.

  40. You were right, Jimbo, the trolls ARE out!!

  41. Alicia

    So, #41 and all your other “names”, you attempt to call out a dumb guy by saying he’s gay? Thank god women have such a noble defender. It’s must be what it’s like to be a black victim of crime and wake up one day to discover that Al Sharpton has decided to lead the PR for your case.

  42. 911 operator

    Circle one:

    Black
    Hispanic
    Vanilla

  43. BEAM

    “HAHAHA…. operator: “Black or Hispanic?”

    He said “White, Black or Hispanic”

  44. ohya!

    alicia you are too noble for this site.
    go back to the christian right wing
    they miss you
    hahaha! love all ya guys that take all this seriously
    SO STUPID!

    oh and i think 41 is just trying to get jimbo to admit the obvious
    that he hates gays and women; what worse thing to do to a homophobe and sexist than calling him gay- or maybe a cross dresser!
    hahah fuck you all. you are all stupid for fighting. i bet half the people here are instigators. thanks for playing along alicia.

  45. ohya!

    alicia you are too noble for this site.
    go back to the christian right wing
    they miss you
    hahaha! love all ya guys that take all this seriously
    SO STUPID!

    hahah fuck you all. you are all stupid for fighting. i bet half the people here are instigators. thanks for playing along alicia.

  46. jimbo

    fuck you alicia!

  47. advice

    Don’t include “SO STUPID!” and “you are all stupid” in a comment that you double-post.

  48. BEAM

    This woman sounds like a mental case

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