Vanilla Ice (Real name: Robert Van Winkle) was arrested last night at his home after he got into an argument with his wife and allegedly shoved her, according to TMZ:
Vanilla Ice is still in custody at Palm Beach County Jail. Palm Beach County Sheriff’s tell TMZ that in most cases, people arrested for domestic violence are usually held over to see a judge. Looks like Mr. Van Winkle will spend a night in the pokey.
I dunno, does that look like the face of a spousal abuser to you? I mean, if you ignore the eyes, ear, mouth, hair, beard and the fact that it’s Vanilla Ice.
Photo: Splash News
Janine | April 11, 2008 at 9:44 am
Judging by how he acted in The Surreal Life, I am really not surprised. In that pic he looks either really happy to have been arrested, or drunk as a skunk!
k | April 11, 2008 at 9:44 am
haha
havoc | April 11, 2008 at 9:44 am
He needs to be arrested for that dumbass haircut….
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Mark B | April 11, 2008 at 9:45 am
Your honor, I’d like to introduce into evidence…. his participation in The Surreal Life. Seriously, is his 15 minutes up yet, or what??
havoc | April 11, 2008 at 9:46 am
Is it just me, or does he have the Paris Hilton wonk eye?
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Fuzz | April 11, 2008 at 9:49 am
He kinda has wife-beater cheeks going on there.
hollywood_hillbilly | April 11, 2008 at 9:49 am
He is smiling because someone is taking his picture instead of just pointing and laughing.
I CAN HATE ALL DAY....CAUSE I DON'T HAVE A JOB | April 11, 2008 at 9:53 am
CLEARLY SHE NEEDED TO HAVE SOME SENSE KNOCKED INTO HER. I MEAN, LOOK AT WHO SHE MARRIED?
Natty | April 11, 2008 at 9:56 am
I still love Ice Ice Baby, period.
Sam | April 11, 2008 at 10:00 am
Yeah, she probably deserved it
Guy | April 11, 2008 at 10:01 am
A glimmer of goodlooks swapped in an awful hair cut and weird expression.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | April 11, 2008 at 10:06 am
Aaaaahhhh… that wonky eyed, one half open look… the true mark of any serious pothead.
RENEE | April 11, 2008 at 10:07 am
Nice bangs, dude. I can’t believe I used to totally crush over this guy; even went to see him in concert when he was in his prime…..oooohhhyyeeeeaaaah. My how he’s fallen. I gotta say though, he hasn’t had an easy life, after his initial success. He can never seem to live down the vanilla ice thing; poor guy can’t get a break. But I suppose he is kind of a douche. Maybe he can hit it big again and come back as rap star Lil’ nutsack (sorry, just saw the movie “Walk Hard, the Dewey Cox story” and am still chuckling at that part).
PUNCHDRUNKLOVE | April 11, 2008 at 10:11 am
Does anyone else find this as stupid. The dude gets arrested for SHOVING!!
I mean WTF. You are married for godsake. He SHOVES his penis in her at least one a year (keep in mind they are married). Maybe if he took a sledgehammer to your head and cracked it open like a coconut, but arrest for SHOVING that is just fucking stupid. I would divorce her after that.
restingonlaurels | April 11, 2008 at 10:13 am
@14 Renee I just saw that movie for the first time two nights ago too, and that remix was possibly the best part of the whole movie. Satiric genius, I say!
mrs.t | April 11, 2008 at 10:18 am
Wow…that’s some haircut.
Hail Caesar!
justifiable | April 11, 2008 at 10:20 am
Mrs Vanilla: My back hurts! What should I put on it?
Vanilla: Ice, ice, baby.
Thank you, I’ll be here all week.
mrs.t | April 11, 2008 at 10:22 am
#18-ouch.
Run n Gun | April 11, 2008 at 10:23 am
Did you guys ever hear that 911 tape recording of the old man who shot his wife and then calmly called 911? It was hilarious!
mrs.t | April 11, 2008 at 10:26 am
Cora- he IS a humor guy! He is to be making many humors and being great in tallness! He often is saying so funny jokes. He is famous with many hot models and has intimacies with many.
toolboy | April 11, 2008 at 10:28 am
#5
You caught that too? I hope Wonky eye isn’t contagious, but in his defense his bitch really doesn’t listen too well. It all started when they were rolling in his 5.0 and he wanted his top down so his hair could flow, but she wanted it up. That’s it in a nutshell.
muff diver | April 11, 2008 at 10:32 am
Why is this douche bag still relevant?
FUN GUS | April 11, 2008 at 10:35 am
I THOUGHT HE WAS A “ONE HIT” WONDER
George Washington | April 11, 2008 at 10:36 am
Ice Ice baby – to go – to go.
Looks like the dude serving french fries at the drive thru…..
mrs.t | April 11, 2008 at 10:37 am
Kevin Federline: welcome to your future.
restingonlaurels | April 11, 2008 at 10:40 am
LOL @ 22 – right on mrs. t!
nipolian | April 11, 2008 at 10:45 am
Want to know what 75,000 battered women have in common?
……..THEY JUST WOULDN’T FUCKING LISTEN!!!!!!!!!
knees | April 11, 2008 at 10:52 am
Hey NIPOLIAN – what does a battered wife do as soon as she gets home from the emergency room?
…..THE DISHES, IF SHE KNOWS WHAT’S GOOD FOR HER!
HA Ha Ha HA!
It looks like someone has punched him in the eye.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | April 11, 2008 at 10:53 am
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told the bitch twice…..
RENEE | April 11, 2008 at 10:56 am
@16; amen! Such a silly movie; but a bunch of goodies in there too. I also love the part where Tim Meadows (?) keeps mentioning drugs, and the lack of payment… Won’t elaborate here because I don’t want to ruin it for anyone else that wants to see the movie.
hand puppet | April 11, 2008 at 10:56 am
What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you?
made the chain too long.
P.S.A. | April 11, 2008 at 10:57 am
If you’re interested in learning more about domestic abuse, I suggest:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/domestic_abuse_no_longer_a
The more you know *cue shooting star across screen*
justifiable | April 11, 2008 at 10:58 am
#22 NIce, mrs. t. Do they have these many initmacies of height positively? (How many of these fucking lame-name sites is this guy have his boat people relatives promoting?)
mizer lee | April 11, 2008 at 10:58 am
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
You hit her.
random | April 11, 2008 at 10:59 am
It looks like Lloyd Christmas finally got that chipped tooth fixed.
restingonlaurels | April 11, 2008 at 11:24 am
@ 32 or when he says “you don’t want none of this shit, Dewey! It’s non-habit forming!” I’m so glad I started watching that with such low expectations, unlike with SuperBad…
Vas Deferens | April 11, 2008 at 11:27 am
He’s killing his wife’s brain like a poisonous mushroom while cooking MC’s like a pound of bacon.
FromOutOfNoWhere | April 11, 2008 at 11:30 am
Oh Please, that is so fucking stupid. How the hell can you have someone arrested for shoving you. That’s got to be a load of crap. This has got to the most pussified wimpified nertified stupified generation ever.
Hell if he shoves you bitch shove him back, or wait tll he goes to sleep and shave off that goatee.
big rosie greenbaum | April 11, 2008 at 11:30 am
Don’t you just love these guys who go on and on and on about how much they respect women because they have daughters (like this doof did on The Surreal Life) and then turn around and assault their daughters’ mothers? Beautiful. Now his little girls might get the idea that it’s acceptable for their husbands to assault them one day.
What the fuck is wrong with you fucking men that you can’t just walk out of a room during an argument?
travis bickle | April 11, 2008 at 11:32 am
Upon shoving her to the floor, he was heard to exclaim: “DROP THAT ZERO AND GET WITH THE HERO!!!”
me not you | April 11, 2008 at 11:35 am
Wow. The overwhelming sensitivity of the loser men on this site who are pissed that they haven’t been laid for twelve years and therefore don’t have a wife to beat senseless – is just staggering. If any of you were my fucking husband (and thank goodness I have the sense to a) not get married and b) not marry a loser who thinks beating women is funny) – trust me, dears, you would NOT want to close your eyes at nighttime.
deacon jones | April 11, 2008 at 11:38 am
@42
HA! The he started tap dancing on her face humming “da da da da dadada”
End the War! Vote Democrat! | April 11, 2008 at 11:47 am
End the War! Vote Democrat!
50,000 Americans died in the Vietnam war, a war that could not be won like Iraq.
4,000+ Americans have already died in the Iraq war. Let’s not wait until 50,000 Americans die before deciding to end the war.
Here is a perfect example of why the US should end the war in Iraq.
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In 1991, two Libyan intelligence agents were indicted by federal prosecutors in the U.S. and Scotland for their involvement in the December 1988 bombing of Pan Am flight 103. Six other Libyans were put on trial in absentia for the 1989 bombing of UTA Flight 772. The UN Security Council demanded that Libya surrender the suspects, cooperate with the Pan Am 103 and UTA 772 investigations, pay compensation to the victims’ families, and cease all support for terrorism. Libya’s refusal to comply led to the approval of UNSC Resolution 748 on March 31, 1992, imposing sanctions on the state designed to bring about Libyan compliance. Continued Libyan defiance led to further sanctions by the UN against Libya in November 1993.
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Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | April 11, 2008 at 12:13 pm
#43 – What dosn’t belong in this sequence?
Dog, blowjob, meat, wife
Answer: blowjob
Because you can beat your dog, you can beat your wife, and you can beat your meat, but nothing beats a blowjob.
sunshine | April 11, 2008 at 12:15 pm
#17 – that is a perfect description – “Hail Ceasar” – hahaha, you crack me up – thanks for the laugh to start my day
RENEE | April 11, 2008 at 12:19 pm
@38; no kidding. Superbad, well, let’s just say the name wasn’t too far off, and yeah, maybe my expectations were waaay too high (as w/ Knocked Up). But I had super low expectations with “Dewey”, and thought I was right for the first 20 minutes or so…but then it really took off. Ok, I can’t take it anymore, I gotta say it……”and you never once paid for drugs…not once!”…So many good one liners in this movie, it isn’t even funny!
go-go | April 11, 2008 at 12:22 pm
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, she’s been told twice already.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | April 11, 2008 at 12:33 pm
#49 – According to #31, you’re as late as your mother’s period the week after she had that drunken gangbang, which resulted in you.
got melanocortin 1 | April 11, 2008 at 12:34 pm
#15 what’s up v-ice? how’d you get interent access in the tank? got any other lame arguments to back yourself up with…like i dunno, how being a wife-shover is super cool. you should probably use a frying pan next time…get in close for that headshot.
dumb fucker.
mrs.t | April 11, 2008 at 12:36 pm
#49-Wanna know what else got told twice already?
That joke.