Vanilla Ice arrested for domestic battery

April 11th, 2008 // 91 Comments

Vanilla Ice (Real name: Robert Van Winkle) was arrested last night at his home after he got into an argument with his wife and allegedly shoved her, according to TMZ:

Vanilla Ice is still in custody at Palm Beach County Jail. Palm Beach County Sheriff’s tell TMZ that in most cases, people arrested for domestic violence are usually held over to see a judge. Looks like Mr. Van Winkle will spend a night in the pokey.

I dunno, does that look like the face of a spousal abuser to you? I mean, if you ignore the eyes, ear, mouth, hair, beard and the fact that it’s Vanilla Ice.

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  1. Janine

    Judging by how he acted in The Surreal Life, I am really not surprised. In that pic he looks either really happy to have been arrested, or drunk as a skunk!

  2. havoc

    He needs to be arrested for that dumbass haircut….

    .

  3. Mark B

    Your honor, I’d like to introduce into evidence…. his participation in The Surreal Life. Seriously, is his 15 minutes up yet, or what??

  4. havoc

    Is it just me, or does he have the Paris Hilton wonk eye?

    .

  5. Fuzz

    He kinda has wife-beater cheeks going on there.

  6. He is smiling because someone is taking his picture instead of just pointing and laughing.

  7. I CAN HATE ALL DAY....CAUSE I DON'T HAVE A JOB

    CLEARLY SHE NEEDED TO HAVE SOME SENSE KNOCKED INTO HER. I MEAN, LOOK AT WHO SHE MARRIED?

  8. I still love Ice Ice Baby, period.

  9. Sam

    Yeah, she probably deserved it

  10. Guy

    A glimmer of goodlooks swapped in an awful hair cut and weird expression.

  11. Aaaaahhhh… that wonky eyed, one half open look… the true mark of any serious pothead.

  12. RENEE

    Nice bangs, dude. I can’t believe I used to totally crush over this guy; even went to see him in concert when he was in his prime…..oooohhhyyeeeeaaaah. My how he’s fallen. I gotta say though, he hasn’t had an easy life, after his initial success. He can never seem to live down the vanilla ice thing; poor guy can’t get a break. But I suppose he is kind of a douche. Maybe he can hit it big again and come back as rap star Lil’ nutsack (sorry, just saw the movie “Walk Hard, the Dewey Cox story” and am still chuckling at that part).

  13. PUNCHDRUNKLOVE

    Does anyone else find this as stupid. The dude gets arrested for SHOVING!!
    I mean WTF. You are married for godsake. He SHOVES his penis in her at least one a year (keep in mind they are married). Maybe if he took a sledgehammer to your head and cracked it open like a coconut, but arrest for SHOVING that is just fucking stupid. I would divorce her after that.

  14. restingonlaurels

    @14 Renee I just saw that movie for the first time two nights ago too, and that remix was possibly the best part of the whole movie. Satiric genius, I say!

  15. mrs.t

    Wow…that’s some haircut.

    Hail Caesar!

  16. justifiable

    Mrs Vanilla: My back hurts! What should I put on it?
    Vanilla: Ice, ice, baby.

    Thank you, I’ll be here all week.

  17. mrs.t

    #18-ouch.

  18. Run n Gun

    Did you guys ever hear that 911 tape recording of the old man who shot his wife and then calmly called 911? It was hilarious!

  19. mrs.t

    Cora- he IS a humor guy! He is to be making many humors and being great in tallness! He often is saying so funny jokes. He is famous with many hot models and has intimacies with many.

  20. toolboy

    #5
    You caught that too? I hope Wonky eye isn’t contagious, but in his defense his bitch really doesn’t listen too well. It all started when they were rolling in his 5.0 and he wanted his top down so his hair could flow, but she wanted it up. That’s it in a nutshell.

  21. muff diver

    Why is this douche bag still relevant?

  22. FUN GUS

    I THOUGHT HE WAS A “ONE HIT” WONDER

  23. Ice Ice baby – to go – to go.
    Looks like the dude serving french fries at the drive thru…..

  24. mrs.t

    Kevin Federline: welcome to your future.

  25. restingonlaurels

    LOL @ 22 – right on mrs. t!

  26. nipolian

    Want to know what 75,000 battered women have in common?

    ……..THEY JUST WOULDN’T FUCKING LISTEN!!!!!!!!!

  27. knees

    Hey NIPOLIAN – what does a battered wife do as soon as she gets home from the emergency room?

    …..THE DISHES, IF SHE KNOWS WHAT’S GOOD FOR HER!

    HA Ha Ha HA!

    It looks like someone has punched him in the eye.

  28. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

    Nothing, you already told the bitch twice…..

  29. RENEE

    @16; amen! Such a silly movie; but a bunch of goodies in there too. I also love the part where Tim Meadows (?) keeps mentioning drugs, and the lack of payment… Won’t elaborate here because I don’t want to ruin it for anyone else that wants to see the movie.

  30. hand puppet

    What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you?

    made the chain too long.

  31. If you’re interested in learning more about domestic abuse, I suggest:
    http://www.theonion.com/content/video/domestic_abuse_no_longer_a

    The more you know *cue shooting star across screen*

  32. justifiable

    #22 NIce, mrs. t. Do they have these many initmacies of height positively? (How many of these fucking lame-name sites is this guy have his boat people relatives promoting?)

  33. mizer lee

    What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

    You hit her.

  34. random

    It looks like Lloyd Christmas finally got that chipped tooth fixed.

  35. restingonlaurels

    @ 32 or when he says “you don’t want none of this shit, Dewey! It’s non-habit forming!” I’m so glad I started watching that with such low expectations, unlike with SuperBad…

  36. Vas Deferens

    He’s killing his wife’s brain like a poisonous mushroom while cooking MC’s like a pound of bacon.

  37. FromOutOfNoWhere

    Oh Please, that is so fucking stupid. How the hell can you have someone arrested for shoving you. That’s got to be a load of crap. This has got to the most pussified wimpified nertified stupified generation ever.

    Hell if he shoves you bitch shove him back, or wait tll he goes to sleep and shave off that goatee.

  38. big rosie greenbaum

    Don’t you just love these guys who go on and on and on about how much they respect women because they have daughters (like this doof did on The Surreal Life) and then turn around and assault their daughters’ mothers? Beautiful. Now his little girls might get the idea that it’s acceptable for their husbands to assault them one day.

    What the fuck is wrong with you fucking men that you can’t just walk out of a room during an argument?

  39. travis bickle

    Upon shoving her to the floor, he was heard to exclaim: “DROP THAT ZERO AND GET WITH THE HERO!!!”

  40. me not you

    Wow. The overwhelming sensitivity of the loser men on this site who are pissed that they haven’t been laid for twelve years and therefore don’t have a wife to beat senseless – is just staggering. If any of you were my fucking husband (and thank goodness I have the sense to a) not get married and b) not marry a loser who thinks beating women is funny) – trust me, dears, you would NOT want to close your eyes at nighttime.

  41. deacon jones

    @42
    HA! The he started tap dancing on her face humming “da da da da dadada”

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  43. #43 – What dosn’t belong in this sequence?

    Dog, blowjob, meat, wife

    Answer: blowjob

    Because you can beat your dog, you can beat your wife, and you can beat your meat, but nothing beats a blowjob.

  44. sunshine

    #17 – that is a perfect description – “Hail Ceasar” – hahaha, you crack me up – thanks for the laugh to start my day

  45. RENEE

    @38; no kidding. Superbad, well, let’s just say the name wasn’t too far off, and yeah, maybe my expectations were waaay too high (as w/ Knocked Up). But I had super low expectations with “Dewey”, and thought I was right for the first 20 minutes or so…but then it really took off. Ok, I can’t take it anymore, I gotta say it……”and you never once paid for drugs…not once!”…So many good one liners in this movie, it isn’t even funny!

  46. go-go

    What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

    Nothing, she’s been told twice already.

  47. #49 – According to #31, you’re as late as your mother’s period the week after she had that drunken gangbang, which resulted in you.

  48. got melanocortin 1

    #15 what’s up v-ice? how’d you get interent access in the tank? got any other lame arguments to back yourself up with…like i dunno, how being a wife-shover is super cool. you should probably use a frying pan next time…get in close for that headshot.

    dumb fucker.

  49. mrs.t

    #49-Wanna know what else got told twice already?

    That joke.

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