Vanilla Ice Has Finally Been Reunited With The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

February 19th, 2014 // 25 Comments
Vanilla Ice Mac And Cheese Ninja Turtles
WATCH: Kraft Macaroni & Cheese - Go Ninja, Go

Selling macaroni and cheese.

Back in October, Vanilla Ice practically offered to suck Michael Bay‘s Ferrari‘s dick for chance to be in the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. Instead, he got to do this commercial for Kraft Macaroni & Cheese where he stocks shelves at a supermarket while singing “Go Ninja, Go” because why not kick a man while he’s shilling your noodle boxes? In the meantime, below is the Behind The Scenes video, so you can know more about how this process went from Ice to screen. It’s a riveting tale of triumph if there ever was one.

And in case this hasn’t been enough 90s for you, here’s Zack Morris as Ryu from Street Fighter:

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  1. How could you not want to kill yourself after having to do this ad? Hell I want to kill myself just after watching it.

  2. Bieber…

    behold your future.

    • That’s only Bieber’s future if he’s lucky. V-Ice makes a decent living flipping houses and AFAIK he’s not a druggie. I’m thinking J-Bieb will be closer to Aaron Carter.

  3. Vanilla Ice Has Finally Been Reunited With The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles—–just as the prophecy foretold.

  4. Hugh G. Rection

    Justin, this is your future.

  5. theTruth

    Ryu would have been a far better post.
    …Kids don’t get ”Go NINJA, GO!”. This just makes me feel old.

  6. anonymous

    Would have been even funnier if they would have gotten Kelly Garth instead of a lookalike to play the mom.

  7. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    If he had seen in 1984 what he’d be doing now – crappy reality shows, commercials, whoring his remaining fame – would he have shot himself?
    I’d volunteer to shoot him, for the public good.

  8. CrashHell

    I liked it. Ninja’s gotta eat.

  9. what it’s like
    havin’ macaroni
    what it’s like
    havin’ macaroni
    oh yeah, VIP in for effect

  10. Ice or should I say Mr. Van Winkle was an ex gamer back in the early 90′s and I assume late 80′s. He was plucked up by a few ivy league educated business men who were looking for a white man to sell rap. Why? To make the musical form more palpable to white parents. He is fraud through and through.
    He was never part of the hip hop community and never will be.
    He was marketing gimmick using black music as the engine.

  11. Stop Hatin on Vanilla. Atleast hes still relevant unlike that real rapper MC Hammer. With few exceptions, they are all marketing gimmicks copying others stuff.

    Dude continues to reinvent himself and survive personal bullshit all while being able to make fun of himself.

    That is a cool ass commercial.

    Justin Bieber is no Vanilla Ice.

    • Relevant?

      BTW, MC Hammer was one of the early investors of Twitter, so while he may not have been doing well lately, I am guessing he is doing quite fine now.

  12. perspireyournuts

    All you haters out their with give your mommas left nut to have even an ounce of this guys publicity. Hypocrites… all of you. The guy is self deprecating… reinvented himself into something useful and productive… then like anyone of us with a passion for something… he is really excited to do anything related to his child hood obsession .. .TMNT.
    You nerd buckets would jizz all over your self if any major brand/company came to you and asked you to jiggle your mommas titties in a commercial.

  13. Don’t dis the Ice man. When’s the last time Kraft asked any of you haters to do a commercial? Thought so. Vanilla Ice may be a lot of things, but he’s a hustler for sure, still working after all these years. This cat has more than nine lives and I wouldn’t count him out yet.

  14. Ice rules. he killed in on Food Network . Ninja Rap.

  15. Shame this crap website will never see a one1/64th the fame v-ice has… the owners of this site are a bunch of fat fame whore slobs

  16. Ninja turtles were popular in the 90′s just like Ice….at least he is not a massive douche like the Biebs…..

  17. I’m sad that most senators make about 120k a year while food stamps are being reduced for the poor…at least he’s working for a living. not like those useless twats in office…

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