
Vanessa Minnillo is reportedly in talks to get her own reality show which would basically just follow her around all day. Gatecrasher reports:
“The show would just follow her around in her day,” a source says, adding wryly, “She really wants to be famous.”
Nobody even knows who this chick is, except that she’s dating Nick Lachey and was almost murdered by Lindsay Lohan one time. I’d rather watch a reality show about my coffee table. It could just be a shot of my coffee table for half an hour and it’d still be more interesting than anything this chick could do.





























The only way her reality show would be interesting is if Nick and Vanessa invited her friend Lindsay and her knife and the three of them would actually do it live for the cameras. (Which I think is gonna happen any day now). Vanessa is such a celebrity… not.
zhez way too ugly to be
famouz** therez a million
girlz in Miami that look
juzt like her..zhez nothing
zpecial!
Really hoping she swallows because I don’t want the camera’s lens to get spunked.
And Krazikelli, if you want to spell properly, the Floridian Ebonics dictionary of sword swallowers says the correct translation for she is shez not zhez.
You must combine both illiterate ebonics pronoun with improper plural syntax. That’s a rule of Floridian Ebonics.
shes hot and i want to do her…..and thats about it!
She’s hot but I won’t watch her show.
Thanks Kate, I get confused, those boy bands all look (and sound) alike. ;-)
I suppose if this show was on cable, I could think of lots of *interesting* things she can do to get viewers. I still wouldn’t watch unless it guaranteed at least one horrible celebrity death each show.
Christ, if recent shows have taught us anything, its that there are too damn many reality shows out there for anyone to become famous. Case in point, that Tiffany chick from I love new york. Some people just werent meant to be famous.
Well she’d already be famous if anyone gave 2 shits about her! Obviously no one does, and a reality show isn’t going to help her any. It’ll just give us insight into how much of a talentless ho-bag she really is!
she just looks annoying … I wish that Nick would just dump her. He can do way better. She’s really not that pretty.
shiver me flip nips! i hate it when we filipinos/nas/dog eaters get mistaken for another ethnicity.
lo1 @ comment 35
WELL, IT DEPENDS ON WHAT THE SHOW WILL BE ABOUT! i THINK THAT SHE’S HOT, BUT NICK LACHEY IS EVEN HOTTER! I BET YOU THAT THEY BE HAVING HOT SEX! i WOULD LOVE TO VIDEO TAPE THESE GUYS! AND THEN JOIN IN! I WOULD DO HIM SO GOOD! THAT HE HAD TO SECOND GUESS IF HE WANTED TO BE WITH THE,OR NOT!
Wow so many people are ragging on her. She might not make a good tv show, but pretty much evey guy with a penis would give her a good round of the old in and out.
Lay off her, guys. I didn’t come on this site to read all these nasty comments about this poor little mail-order bride, I mean, exceptionally talented embodiment of feminine perfection. She’s nowhere near famous enough to deserve the venomous swipes of the comedic bloggers poplating this spite.
However, I did read today that apart from schizophrenia and claustrophia, Paris hilton is also suffering from an “undisclosed” sexually transmitted infection. Guess the herpes really flare up when they cut off your access to Zovirax and Vitamin B.
I mean “populating this SITE!” Not “spite”. My (Freudian) bad! :-)
yeah shes filipino..but her dads like irish n italian…comment 35.hahaha…thats kinda true….not gonna lie..my aunt married a rich white guy….for his money
What is wrong with you people? Of course she deserves her own show, because she is just so pretty. Is it not enough that she should get a show based her looks? Jeez.
Just think how lucky we would be? To have this wondrous opportunity to spend all our time watching Vanessa (Who?) on the box, this way we can all admire the pretty lady and we can just stare at her staring at herself all day long and be grateful for the privilege of it too.
I miss the old days when you could be talentless, stupid and narcissistic and expect life to hand you what you wanted on a silver platter just because you are vaguely attractive and you can sleep with people to get ahead or to get what you wanted. Because, why else sleep with some loser who not have a chance in hell to fuck you in the real world, but because they are in a position to offer you what you want, you sleep with them anyway. Why don’t we live like that anymore?
So, I guess the question is, how is this talentless nobody going to get her own show? I am optimist, I am sure she has some kind of ‘talent’. We just don’t know it yet.
She is defintely better than Messica Simpson, stuck up ass! She wasn’t giving My bou Nick, the ass that he deserves! I would have given him the ass that he deserves! I don’t know what’s up with that “Dumb Texas Bitch” But anyway, he has a full scorpian on his hands, and they are full blooded freaks! enjoy!
i could think of things she could do that would be worth watching…
What’s up with all the nasty comments? And fuck you all racist people…go to hell. Just a bunch of haters. Vanessa looks like a nice girl and she hasn’t done anything in the public eye to say otherwise. She always classy, in style and generally nice. I think she’s extremly pretty and a great host on MTV and Entertainment tonight. She is refreshing compare to all those dumb blondes and skanky hoes out there.
what defines “talent”?
hollywood has basically manipulate the definition of talent into something that’s hot, controversial, and well, hot.
i cant decide who i like better, minnillo or lohan.
minnelo or millano,alyssa or vanessa, mendes. They are all
looking alike to me.
they all look alike, they all look like
ugly dogs with diseased pussys. they don’t
have any talent at all.
Her show is going to be a ratings monster. Personally I’m going to plan my whole week around it.
Madonna, You probably have the worst smelling pussy ever, but that doesn’t matter because I like to lick men’s butts.
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Look for Wife ????? good and thin
Baby
You are healing medicine and vaccine
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Fragrance of your breath
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Asad Zaman love and to promise to meet you
And the rest of the days in hell, go Ajafak
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The fire flew me to sleep Badkk darling 0162747437
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You are in Alnik horse touched Aloxas ways!!
Send Aloer long hitter in Alex deeper!!
The succession of road until you hear the breath Cehgha!!
I am, meet Aloer Shahuti really honest!!
How can a cream for me to flush influx!!
Verwey and Alex Ù?Ø ² gives AIAI blessed!!
*********
Casey Nyak you, I desire Eric really!!
I adore Tmrp faring this Aloer horizon!!
Fteraha chosen for the Air Ottiyaza and rip!!
Eric Fanning appellants deeds, Wuxi, and elevate!!
I wish my horse IRC pour in Wuxi and Dakka!!
And you happiest Actink if the roads!!
Ù?Ø ² and shakes his or her breasts and goddesses live!!
The Wuxi my horse refuses kindness and friendly! 1
Best Alnik Dharab Evtq Aloxas Fatqa!!
What Oahily Alnik healing Shahuti also sweat!!
When will meet you one day on me Sahla divorced?!
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Intervention Aloer deep saturation labia slammed!! 1
Vomama then replace then click Aloer finest!!
Vdharob Alnik conducted by the Permanent Alex subtle!!
You are in Alnik famous Tantq Aloxas Ntqa 1
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Of your body Atamini
The Pinhdik Madam Agmareni
Cusack and smell the beautiful Ajzbini
Yamen Neckha Ihieddini
Now and tomorrow and all Seneeny
From Bakhsh ass Zeedini
To say you Sbe Meseni
Yamrap characterized by tenderness
Leroy Saili where everywhere
Come and Atefai fire
Today and tomorrow, and now
I say: Yes, I am proud
I Girls
Miley Cyrus feet and soft
No Otora or Ostabr
Fhq Heels women grew
My mind and my heart since childhood
The feet of every girl to taste
Surprisingly, and the smell .. Rain
So I envy all the shoes
To sign him ahead of the moon
I .. For girls .. And the sense of their feet .. EE
And absorbed one by one
Ten feet toes
And the sense of each other in humility
And take in all the caution Cunnilingus
So as not to offend the nice skin
Kzbd soft .. [...]
Implied between your heart and eyes ..
???? forget Zamani and place ..
Implicit sense enough Yalahnoun ..
And showed me a few love and affection ..
In the “away” roll Dnyay sleep ..
For Amlameh to rejoice in Halzman ..
Atrouh and escapes to Stay and the fact that ….
In love with the love of harvest Janan ..
…….. Manaaaaaaaaaaj ????
And leave the tears flowing
Written on your clothes Balawi Seneeny
Tricks miffed at the time of Maph owners
Everyone of them Balmassaib Egini
Only you and the Link ..!
Apologize for the reasons
APEC leave everything and Tgeni
Abe ???? Suzie
Annexation “No Ahsab
Tzubni and affection and melt You Fini
I forget myself with you and refer
???? …
And ???? ..
The ???? …
???? …. and ask me my lover is not of Mellit
Tony and Acolk Habibi of Ahoudank Maortoyet
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