Vanessa Minnillo is reportedly in talks to get her own reality show which would basically just follow her around all day. Gatecrasher reports:
“The show would just follow her around in her day,” a source says, adding wryly, “She really wants to be famous.”
Nobody even knows who this chick is, except that she’s dating Nick Lachey and was almost murdered by Lindsay Lohan one time. I’d rather watch a reality show about my coffee table. It could just be a shot of my coffee table for half an hour and it’d still be more interesting than anything this chick could do.
Jonah | June 18, 2007 at 10:29 am
First!
Jimbo | June 18, 2007 at 10:29 am
Who dosen’t have a reality show today. I have a camera crew following me around all the time
chimpy | June 18, 2007 at 10:35 am
It should just follow her ass.
Victor | June 18, 2007 at 10:36 am
Another instant hard on. Look at those fuckin nice long tanned legs. Damn, her feet aren’t even that bad looking either. She is fuckin hot, my dick is throbbing to get in her pussy. I would shoot a nice nasty load in her cunt.
punkrockcowgirl | June 18, 2007 at 10:36 am
THIRD! I have nothing to say, but I always wanted to do that.
punkrockcowgirl | June 18, 2007 at 10:36 am
Oops……sixth?
Geno | June 18, 2007 at 10:37 am
I’d watch it. She’s hot & I’m shallow.
soph | June 18, 2007 at 10:39 am
didn’t nick swear he wouldn’t do another ereality show cause’ it ruined his last marriage?
i’d watch it if were on and nothing better came up.
really | June 18, 2007 at 10:39 am
Her brother went to St andrews high school, he wore black trench coats. Him and some other girls ran away from home and it ended in a police chase. I think one of the girls died even. Vince Manillo, st andrews high school, charleston sc.
shaun | June 18, 2007 at 10:40 am
slow news day, huh?
lambman | June 18, 2007 at 10:40 am
I like how now “wants to be famous” is justification for anything anybody does. At least with Paris she just did it, she didn’t announce that she wanted to be famous.
carrera | June 18, 2007 at 10:40 am
She is so nasty. How does she breathe out of that nose? If that’s what the show is about, maybe I’ll watch.
jus'stupid | June 18, 2007 at 10:42 am
She is a hottie, but I need my curtain back. I will trade her another romp in the hay, and her clothes for my curtain.
Ooba Gooba | June 18, 2007 at 10:45 am
Wow. Her one and only talent is dating a former boy band member. This qualifies as reason to give her a reality show? Sure doesn’t take much to be famous these days.
woodhorse | June 18, 2007 at 10:46 am
13. When you try to force a woman to stay by hiding her clothes, she will always take the curtain and run. Just buy another curtain, she’s not coming back. Looks like a cheap curtain anyway.
jus'stupid | June 18, 2007 at 10:47 am
She said she has neverwent to bed with an ugly guy, but now she can say she woke up with one. ;)
Awww Not This Crap Again! | June 18, 2007 at 10:49 am
But, you see, the problem with HER wanting to be famous (without actually having talent, that is), is that there are already TOO MANY girls who have gone the sex tape, party girl, home-wrecker, dates someone else’s leftovers route, that she’ll NEVER get noticed!
Unfortunately, her generation honestly believes that if they just wish for something, like, REALLY hard, that it will, like totally happen. Like, I want to win the lottery, I want to marry a billionaire, I want to be the CEO of a billion dollar corporation, I want to be the Pope, etc….
Here with go with another useless, talentless, elbow-rubbing, name-dropping user and loser, looking to make a fortune, without any effort.
Beatle * Beatles | June 18, 2007 at 10:50 am
She was the hostess and commentator on this year’s VERY controversial Miss Universe Pageant.
She is the only one who had the nerve to tell the Mexican audience to Stop Booing Miss USA when she was trying to answer to final question.
For this, I will always respect her
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RAOgMxflkNE
Just watch this YouTube video – you will feel the same way about this former Miss Teen USA from the Phillipines.
djthecat | June 18, 2007 at 10:52 am
I want to be famous. *closing eyes and wishing very hard*
djthecat | June 18, 2007 at 10:53 am
oh, and i don’t get the nose comment.
jus'stupid | June 18, 2007 at 10:54 am
The question is, if she wants to be famous: Does she spit, swallow, or paint?
Daniel | June 18, 2007 at 10:54 am
Vanessa should drop Nick Lachey. Vanessa has already found the love of her life (every time she looks in the mirror…)
So Vanessa is convinced that she is so absolutely fascinating that the rest of us will be entertained merely by watching her do…well, whatever it is she does during a day. Vanessa shops…Vanessa shops with Lindsay Lohan for knives…Vanessa has brunch with Nick Lachey…Vanessa gets fired from “Entertainment Tonight” for not wanting to do even that imitation of a real job…Vanessa goes the Paris Hilton route and ends up as a political ping pong ball between the LA County Sheriff’s Department and a cranky old judge who thinks even rich, pretty girls ought to go to jail….
Yeah, I think I’ll read a book, instead.
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jus'stupid | June 18, 2007 at 10:59 am
I’m thinking she is a kleenex girl.
InstantAsshat-AddFame | June 18, 2007 at 10:59 am
LOLs to djthecat–did it work yet? Are you famous? :-D Let me know and I’ll try it too, my car needs fixing. If I were rich and famous it’d be fixed, dammit.
I think I wanna be famous for dating New Kids of the Block. Not hot anymore? Well, neither are the Backstreet Boys. What a dumb wench. And beauty pageants are also just as passe.’
That’s it! She wants to be famous for ‘doing’ things that are old news! OK, admit it–has anyone done that before?
Woodie | June 18, 2007 at 10:59 am
What’s the big deal about her. Just looks like another MExican to me. Make me some tortillas, bitch.
-Woodie
djthecat | June 18, 2007 at 11:06 am
i feel “famouser” already. ooh, gotta run, the camera crew just pulled up outside.
jrzmommy | June 18, 2007 at 11:06 am
Because the world needs one more reality show……..
Norton | June 18, 2007 at 11:12 am
Every time there’s a story about this slit it seems to include “she want’s to be famous…” somewhere. If she really want’s to be famous, “accidentally” release a sex tape with Nick. Beyond that she doesn’t have any discernable talent.
huminahumina | June 18, 2007 at 11:18 am
They should make it a reality medical show where she gets a head transplant – you know, a good-looking head, this time.
booga1134 | June 18, 2007 at 11:18 am
#26 I thought she was a mexican too, but her last time is sopranoish either way, mexican and italian chicks both get fat at 30. She looks like she’s going to get especially fat like Blossom (Mayim Bialik)and Princess Whaleia (Carrie Fisher).
booga1134 | June 18, 2007 at 11:19 am
FUCK, I meant LAST name. I need to stay off the meth.
Jimbo | June 18, 2007 at 11:20 am
Thanks Bern. That was a nice pick-me-up for the morning
free sample | June 18, 2007 at 11:27 am
Who???
(repeat after me)
whatever | June 18, 2007 at 11:41 am
She’s got fliipino blood in her…what do you expect ..nothing but a gold digging gutter tramp .. of course im going on my fiances exwifes track record…
Sugar Tits | June 18, 2007 at 11:46 am
I agree with those saying she should release a sex tape if she wants attention, though somehow I have the feeling she’s even untalented in that respect as well:
“So, like, I heard about this hot new beej move, Nick…they call it the cheese grater…. Oh, and will I be famous when we’re done?”
frequent traveller | June 18, 2007 at 11:50 am
This happens all the time, it’s why I stopped tipping. They do a shitty job vacuuming, don’t get rid of the trash, forget to replace all the towels, and then you see them out at night wearing your shower curtain.
whatissheknownfor | June 18, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Why couldn’t she and Lindsay both fall on those knives they were screwing around with in the photos?
havoc | June 18, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Either way, I’d stick things in her…..
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Sucks assholes for a living | June 18, 2007 at 12:55 pm
You know, when I first saw her on ET, I always thought she was the nice girl type of woman. Turns out I was wrong. By righteous fire be purged, devilwoman!
UNWASHEDMASSES | June 18, 2007 at 1:06 pm
The humor in the show would be derived from nobody knowing who the fuck she is. She would meet people, they in turn would look from her to the camera following her with perplexity, smile nicely and move away. The few that do recognize her would either tell her to say hi to Nick for them or unabashedly admit to jacking off to one of her Maxim spreads. Should be a good show.
LL | June 18, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Thanks for sharing, Victor. Maybe you should forward that message to her reps. They’re sure to appreciate it.
Yeah, the only reason I know of this chick’s existence is her appearance on this and a few other sites, as Nick whatshisface’s girlfriend. Wow. What an accomplishment. Be sure and put that one on your resume.
Kate | June 18, 2007 at 1:18 pm
#25- he wasn’t in the Backstreet Boys, he was in 98 Degrees. At least the BBoys had a career for a year or two.
However, I gotta feel bad for this guy. First he marries this dumb, superficial, marginally talented bimbo with a Svengali-like father, now he’s all involved with a superficial, marginally talented bitch who only wants to be famous. How much you wanna bet the romance is over if this reality show, by some weird twist of fate, is actually successful?
sharpeidude | June 18, 2007 at 1:26 pm
#39 – What kindsa things? Are we talking like garden tools, kitchen utensils, auto parts or things of the flesh?
poorlycutpaperdoll | June 18, 2007 at 1:28 pm
vanessa = PATHETIC
ppl who grant her a show = WAY MORE PATHETIC
Room 216 | June 18, 2007 at 1:40 pm
Vanessa – it’s “Vanessa” right? that’s what your tag says – Vanessa, when you get a chance, could you bring up some more clean towels? Thanks dear.
Quinn | June 18, 2007 at 1:53 pm
She should have stuck with E.Tonight. It’s the only thing she was mildly good at.
Kris | June 18, 2007 at 2:13 pm
She’s not Mexican. She’s half Filipino and half White.
DefinatelyTrying | June 18, 2007 at 2:16 pm
This girl looks like a cheap whore with big horse teeth and a giraffe neck, and I believe
those black eyes would tell us that she’s really an evil spirit from hell, but I’d definately try to hit it as long as its not a man.
MrSemprini | June 18, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Whoa Fish, I’m sure Nick knows some interesting things she can do… Wacka Wacka!