has confirmed what I already confirmed, namely that the brunette posing with Lindsay Lohan in those knife pictures from yesterday are Vanessa Minnillo. Additionally, they report that Minnillo is extremely high maintenance and that her partying and diva-like behavior are giving her a bad rep in the TV industry. She had contracts with “TRL” and “Entertainment Tonight”, but they expired in April and neither were renewed.
When producers flew her to Los Angeles to cover the Grammys, “she was extremely high maintenance,” said one source. “She insisted they fly her own hair and makeup people and her personal assistant out with her every time she flew to L.A. She only flew first class and stayed at the Four Seasons, and then she didn’t want to work. Vanessa wants to be a celebrity, not interview them … She wouldn’t conduct post-show interviews because she wanted to party. She expected to be paid a full-time salary for a part-time job.”
Minnillo was also spotted at one of the fall fashion shows changing seats for 15 minutes until she was satisfied, and apparently she’s known to yell at cocktail waitresses and cause scenes when she goes club hopping at night. Which is weird, because I’m known for causing scenes when I go club hopping at night too. They usually have to call in the fire marshal because, and I quote, I’m just “too hot to handle.”
Wonky | June 5, 2007 at 10:59 am
YUMMY!
Shroom. | June 5, 2007 at 11:01 am
Holy shit, second.
wedgeone | June 5, 2007 at 11:02 am
She shouldn’t be acting like that until she’s fucking a “real” celeb.
Maybe she learned her manners from Posh Beckham.
Maybe LiLo should have done the deed.
Maybe I should go back to work … NAAAAAAH!
Stoned Bored | June 5, 2007 at 11:03 am
3rd!
I’d cum on that ass.
iburl | June 5, 2007 at 11:06 am
I guess you don’t need to DO anything to be a celebrity anymore. Ah, the fine legacy left by the Hilton sisters. If she really wants to grab that celebrity ring, I suggest a “stolen” home porno video.
Whammer Jammer | June 5, 2007 at 11:06 am
I hate bitches like her. She doesn’t do anything and expects to be treated like royalty? Not happening.
Green Monster | June 5, 2007 at 11:07 am
This chick is hella short.
Brock Landers | June 5, 2007 at 11:08 am
Man I want to fuck her.
crackpipe | June 5, 2007 at 11:10 am
Appears Filipinas can be demanding. What a huge surprise.
fakant | June 5, 2007 at 11:10 am
I would tap that.
Brock Landers | June 5, 2007 at 11:11 am
Man I want to fuck her.
btreese | June 5, 2007 at 11:13 am
Who is she?
veggi | June 5, 2007 at 11:14 am
Jesus you sick bastards. She looks just like Nicole Richie. Shove it ya pirate hookers.
eXtasyStef | June 5, 2007 at 11:15 am
Maybe Lindsay should have let the knife slip. Though if Linds cut off her head, she probably wouldn’t notice until her specially flown in makeup person put eyeliner on her neck.
They’re easy to get rid of, though..just hang something shiny from a tree and watch her jump for it until she passes out. Then they can be crated and safely and humanely put down.
Bern | June 5, 2007 at 11:20 am
I mean she WAS Miss Teen USA, which is almost as good as being the manager of a record store, or something.
She is the female Mario Lopez.
Victor | June 5, 2007 at 11:24 am
Ohhhhhh man, I would love to run my tongue up down those long tanned legs. I’d make her quiver so much she would get so wet, that she would drip all over my face.
Gene | June 5, 2007 at 11:26 am
Looks like another Mexican to me… Make me some tortilla, bitch!
Chauncey Gardner | June 5, 2007 at 11:27 am
I’d totally fuck this broad, but only if she doesn’t mind being repeatedly slapped in the face. Not because I’m into kinky shit, but because she’s clearly a snobby little bitch who deserves to get slapped in the face repeatedly while being fucked.
wedgeone | June 5, 2007 at 11:28 am
The only thing out of control is her monkeyfacedness. (And yes, that’s now a word.)
bungoone | June 5, 2007 at 11:28 am
wow, she worked for TRL. would you really put that on your resume like you’re proud of it? this chick needs a reality check. getting dumped by one Nick Lachey would be a good way.
gina | June 5, 2007 at 11:30 am
She sucks. No one knows/cares about this chick. What’s Lindsay doing??
http://www.innerdrama.com/
scurvy | June 5, 2007 at 11:31 am
Is it just me or does anyone else think she looks like a 12 year old male Thai hooker with tits?
bungoone | June 5, 2007 at 11:31 am
and what’s up with her leg in picture #6? it looks like Jaws got a hold of her knee.
veggi | June 5, 2007 at 11:32 am
22- you so took the words right out of my mouth. Literally…. where are my words? YOU TOOK THEM!
Jimbo ∞ | June 5, 2007 at 11:36 am
No, in my experience the average 12-year-old male Thai hooker is much more passive and complaint. They’re the best in the world, IMHO.
arcoman | June 5, 2007 at 11:37 am
@15 that big boob squad is hilarious on your site Bern.
veggi | June 5, 2007 at 11:37 am
I knew not to click it…… I knew better.
imran karim | June 5, 2007 at 11:43 am
i cant decide if she looks good or not
imran karim
Nando | June 5, 2007 at 11:46 am
She has a big chin dimple & big lips…like Jessica Simpson. I think Nick Lachey likes that in a girl….
Jimbo ∞ | June 5, 2007 at 11:47 am
Hey! That’s a Robert Mapplethorpe classic. Art, not porno. And like they always say, nobody was harmed during filming…
havoc | June 5, 2007 at 11:53 am
Damn….nice legs!
God, the things I would do…..woof.
celeb skeet | June 5, 2007 at 11:57 am
Oh yes….must give tribute to Vanessa. I would love to cover those shields/ glasses!
Jimbo | June 5, 2007 at 11:58 am
@25 & 30 It is nice to see my troll is up early and hard at work for me.
Jimbo | June 5, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Bern – Nice DMBS, however the picture is to small. You need to be able to click on the picture and get it full size.
Superevil | June 5, 2007 at 12:01 pm
19, I call Webster’s
lambman | June 5, 2007 at 12:03 pm
She always seemed more laid back and low-key to me. Nick, while lacking talent, does seem to be a pretty chill guy why can’t he find a girl who isn’t so self obsessed?
anonymous | June 5, 2007 at 12:05 pm
i have no idea why she is famous, but she has one hell of a body! Nice rack and legs.
WowJustWow | June 5, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Who IS this fat nobody?
Sheva | June 5, 2007 at 12:07 pm
I’d hit it. For a night or for a weekend. No way can I deal with bad manners but I’ll give her a free ride.
Nick, pass the butter.
Meg | June 5, 2007 at 12:09 pm
I actually really like her outfit!! It’s cuuute
And she looks really good in all the pics! She has a great body!
Trott Felipe | June 5, 2007 at 12:16 pm
If by out of control you mean, hot?
Dean | June 5, 2007 at 12:20 pm
People used to be famous because they were celebrities; now they’re celebrities because they’re famous.
Boba Fett | June 5, 2007 at 12:22 pm
She’s a good lay, though.
Blohan'sDeviatedSeptum | June 5, 2007 at 12:32 pm
I thought this site was for making fun of FAMOUS people. Next.
joe | June 5, 2007 at 12:35 pm
What the fuck?? Are you the editor for Idontlikeyouinthatway.com, also? Its always the exact same posts.
no | June 5, 2007 at 12:38 pm
This is just proof that MTV’s affirmative action policies don’t work.
Bern | June 5, 2007 at 12:41 pm
Not much I can do about the size of the big boob squad, Jimbo. Maybe I will just change the picture …
helistar | June 5, 2007 at 12:59 pm
16 – I am with you bro – those are the tastiest looking legs ever.. I just want lick those toned perfect legs
JohnsWorld | June 5, 2007 at 1:03 pm
From the little I have seen, I would state the obvious… that she is as dumb and uninteresting as a brick.
But she sure looks tasty. I would throw her a bone.
JohnsWorld | June 5, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Oh, and I see a bit of Jessica (also no talent) Alba in her face (just a little more chub)