Vanessa Minnillo gets her bikini on

November 21st, 2007 // 94 Comments

  1. Come Honor Face

    first?

  2. mrs.t

    Not too shabby for a dimwitted kid from the west side.

  3. PunkA

    Bang her silly in a shower Nick. I would.

  4. I think I’d hit it.

  5. cate

    they spends very well jessica’s moneyyyyyyy
    badddddddddddddd too baddddddddd

  6. jessica simpson

    all this chick is famous for is gettin tapped doggy in some hot tub in mexico

  7. medium

    thats all she wears! is she always on a vacation? charity much?

  8. MissPinkKate

    She shouldn’t wear suits like that if she’s going to spend every second digging it out of her butt.

  9. Ooba Gooba

    She’s only in it for this bozo’s cash. Once his money runs out, she will too.

  10. That’s what waterproof makeup is for, honey.

  11. woodhorse

    I was wondering why I saw Mr.Superficial on ImAmillionaire&YoureNot.com. Is Sinus Buster the capsacin pepper nasal spray causing him to shoot laser beams out of his penis? I’m not sure.

  12. Mex E. Melt

    her face is like a wide jawed monkey. he must totally be into “doggy style ” with her.

  13. Ript1&0

    Arrrgggg, there are so many posts!

    My for real life is totally getting in the way of me slumming around this place.

  14. Still think she looks like a tranny!

  15. Gerald Tarrant

    She doesn’t get me even a semi. Hmmm. No idea. She is nothing to look at but has a respectable body.

  16. UKLady

    his hair is thinning a bit. always a shame when the hair decreases and the bod goes the other way.

  17. UKLady

    who would’ve thunk that the oh-so-beautiful nick and jessica would tank so soon. how their stars have fallen. anyone seen pics of jessica today? she’s porking out again…..strain of watching the exes rebound so easily i guess. love seeing her posing and posturing as if she is someone to be noticed. has ‘major movie star’ gone to video yet? her dimness is always pushing new highs.

  18. 9 years ago when she won the Miss Teen USA contest

    She got the highest score in the swimsuit competition ever.

    this includes the Miss Universe and Miss USA

    almost a perfect in the bikini

    ( and yes – she was Miss teen South Carolina)

    And that was her first beauty contest

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Teen_USA_1998

    youtube.com/watch?v=ZBzpfMsTVlc

  19. ph7

    I like her body, but her face looks like a chimpanzee.

  20. UKLady

    Geez Miss Universe, guess you are her #1 fan! Hmmm, nine years is so long ago. She’s Miss Porky now. Gobble gobble, bow wow.

  21. she looks like an ugly MALAY from MALAYSIA!

  22. Watter Bottle

    Looks like a cow. Moooo…..

  23. Harry

    She’s famous…WHY?

  24. jackaa

    Hot Vanessa! I love her ablums posted at the millionairecupid.com. There are more than 1000 comments on her personal, it’s not difficult to imagine how hot she is.

  25. angela

    Without make up she looks just like any other dirty spik whore.

  26. It is better though when the text says:
    VANESSA MINNILLO GETS HER BIKINI OFF!!

  27. H.A.L.9000

    Ewwww, gawd what a puffy skank…Nick I mean.
    Vanessa’s real purtty.

  28. Vanessa Minnillo gets her bikini …. off!

  29. linda

    How sexy she is! i just heard someone said on Yahoo group that she is a member of an online site sugarmommymeet.. you know the site is a rich women seeking fun site. Sugar mommy and sugar baby… if it is true!

  30. justtheobvious

    What a JUICY ASS!

  31. El Sueno

    Vanessa is, admittedly, hotter than anyone I’ve fucked in some time (read, close to forever). All the same, in actress/model terms, she has lost the hot.

  32. BaconMessiah

    Yikes, I think make up was invented for this one.

  33. awlllllllllllllll SUPERFICAL is MAD..because you have to stay cooped up in your tiny office, and report this! JEALOUSLY KILLS!

  34. Tim

    lol! she is a member on http://www.naturistspace.org, she is the star there, she posted her naked video there and drive all the men crazy

  35. sam

    She’s like a poor man’s Jessica Alba with a face of a Manilla tranny. Simpson never looked this bad without makeup.

  36. johnc

    Wouldn’t she need a smaller waist to score high in a swimsuit competition? Who was she competing against? I remember when she replaced Maria Menounos on ET – what a downgrade that was..

  37. max80

    These photos look so staged. Am I supposed to believe she’s trying to get a tan? What Filipina actually wants to get darker?

  38. ………………………………….THANKS MAN!!

  39. Sweeeeeeettttttt, dude! I like that ass

  40. Pilatunes

    That is one sweet body. Not too fat, not too skinny, nicely shaped butt. She looks a lot less attractive without make up though. Oh well, guess you can’t have everything.

    I never got the Nick Lachey thing though. He’s in decent shape for a guy his age, but not great. And, I dunno, I just don’t see that he is that attractive.

  41. EuroNeckPain

    This girl is pretty, but if she really was Miss USA/ Miss Universe, it shows that there is a fine line between beautiful and plain. Which is hard to believe. Or maybe there weren’t that many contestants.

  42. butt sniffer

    She looks like a 13 year old…Nick is a perv

  43. Narcissist

    I believe he must care something for Vanessa, or else her fugly mug would send him into a depression after being around Jessica.
    I didn’t like the way Jessica treated him, though. He should have put a muzzle on her.

  44. G

    whats on her ear?

  45. Right

    k.. i bet everyone who says she is ugly are pieces of shit.. Im sure you don’t look that good in a bathing suit and she has no makeup on.. it’s funny how all of you just look at these pictures and just say how ugly or how fat someone is.. It’s obvious you have a low self esteem and your lazy ass is always on the computer and you’re fat. :) Also, you’re ugly!!

  46. BaconMessiah

    #48 um your obviously sitting on the computer too asswipe. And that very same comment has been made 1000 times before. So that makes you an un-original asswipe. So fuck off until you have something interesting or funny to say you inbred idiot.

  47. BaconMessiah

    Happy Thanksgiving all you lucky American bastards from one seriously jealous Canadian. What I wouldn’t give to be at home right now watching football and eating turkey. Have a good one from your brothers to the north.

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