Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey hit the pool

May 15th, 2007 // 121 Comments
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Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey spent their weekend at the opening of the Cove Atlantis Hotel in the Bahamas. And it’s not like he was attractive to begin with, but what the hell is happening to Nick Lachey? He looks like he’s turning into the Pillsbury Doughboy. All I want to do is poke him in the stomach and see if he lightly grabs it and giggles. Well that’s not all I want to do. I also want to give birth to a cow, so that when anybody ever says “Don’t have a cow, man” I can reply, “Too late, bro. Too late.”


  1. catman

    Looking at those pictures, you just *know* he’s doing her up the arse more than any other hole.

  2. techclerk

    First impression:

    Nick is my new hero.

  3. haha

    yuck. he’s fat. she’s ok. but he’s FAT.

  4. @43 – Oh my little Walrus, do you think that would embarass me? As I’ve said in the past, I say what I say and leave it at that, while you masturbate furiously at the thought of being me. Sad, really.

  5. Oh yea Wally, this was particularly dedicated to you. In short, bite me.

  6. walla

    #71 shut up!
    SHE looked very fat and that’s why it’s not posted any longer.

  7. lyn

    I can’t believe how ignorant most of you people are. First of all Nick isn’t dating anyone who’s barely legal, Vanessa is 26. Second, I just met him in person and he has a kick ass body. He’s not flabby or fat at all, it’s just the pictures. He has big shoulders and big arms, very small waist and flat stomache. The pictures just don’t do him justice. His hair has looked like that for years, It’s just because it’s wet. Nick is gorgeous, even if he wasn’t I wouldn’t be making fun of the way someone looks because what goes around comes around.

  8. "Wally" (if you say so)

    My Dearest Richard,
    (Mi amigo más querido RicoSuave,)

    An entire post on your personal webpage devoted to me!!! Not to mention “Oh my little Walrus” – I’ve always fantasized that you’d say that during an orgasm, and I was RIGHT! I’m experiencing a prolonged ecstasy that is bordering on the priapismic. You, my friend (YES!), never fail to deliver the goods. Never again will I doubt your love for me.

    Your Loving “Walrus”

  9. vanessa manillo is like crack for my dick

  10. I think Nickz brain
    is still be controlled
    by Jezzica and even though
    hez porkin other chickz, hez
    brain iz still being controlled
    by her……………………..

    believe it or not!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. Can we at least see some screenshots?

  12. Gene

    Is she Mexican? She looks Mexican. She’s gonna look real ugly in a few years. Make me some tortillas and refried beans, bitch.

  13. hahaha

    YOU SUCK SUPERFICIAL!!!

  14. Pball player

    @106….Just admit it it! You fucking fat wildabeast! You are so unbelievably jealous of her or anybody under size 12! get a bike and a trainer and build some self confidence……

  15. babybabybaby

    Vanessa is a whore.
    Nick is a fat whore.

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  17. mamoun

    i want to fuck any thing

  18. Nick Lachey lost a lot of muscles!

  19. Nick Lachey lost a lot of muscles!

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