Vanessa Hudgens wishes she had teenage pregnancy

December 21st, 2007 // 110 Comments

Remember when Vanessa Hudgens was the squeaky clean teen star tarnished by nude photos that popped up on the Internet? I don’t either. But, anyway, I bet Vanessa, seen here leaving the gym yesterday, wishes she had gotten pregnant instead to shed her good-girl Disney image. Unfortunately, any attempt to have sex with her boyfriend Zac Efron ends in failure, tears and, for some odd reason, jazz hands!

Photos: Pacific Coast News
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  1. sam

    eww, ugg boots

  2. I so hate the huge sunglasses and giant bag thing – what’s sexy about looking like a freaking praying mantis?

  3. This chick is pretty hot.
    Though the outfit majorly sucks she is hot.
    You people whining about her excess body or facial hair, which from the other pics ive seen ive seen is pretty normal, are either gay or have never gotten out of moms basement and touched a real woman.
    You can keep all your lame fucking bleachers and stinky pussed natural blondes, Ill take the brunettes and reds.

  4. L.Linus

    Don’t listen to them Vanessa, that bush is very excellent. It makes you look like at woman!!!! Don’t shave that bush!!!

  5. kati

    i want to know what she did at the “gym” wearing ugg boots and huge sunglasses….and why she looks so good for having just left the gym after a workout. lame.

  6. rongshu

    She is cute!She was said to join in a millionaire dating site. I guess it may be
    http://Richcupids.com
    , millionairematch? wealthymen? They are the hottest millionaire sites nowadays as I know.

  7. jason

    shes fkn hot ppl!! r all of u blind!!

    #55 she isnt leaving the gym the “SUPERFISH” have fucked up and made up some bs story bout her.

    u should be ashemed superfish =(

  8. Any of you ladies know what kind of purse she’s carrying?

  9. Vanessa you go girl!

  10. jason

    so sexy

  11. jason

    so sexy

  12. jason

    so sexy

  13. jason

    so sexy

  14. jason

    so sexy

  15. jason

    so sexy

  16. charle

    she is beautiful. last time i signed in http://www.sugarmommymeet.com and there were always many men talking about her good… you know it is a site where rich women can seek young cute men and men can find extramarital affairs….and they are picky, but they still like her.

  17. flavio

    Man… I´d love to rape this little whore, and for real… Id screw her ass, she´d need assistance to stand up again.

  18. mr anonymous

    this is lame… who cares about her… she is a nobody! Find something more interesting to write about… like the fact Lindsay Lohan has another myspace…

  19. mr anonymous

    this is lame… who cares about her… she is a nobody! Find something more interesting to write about… like the fact Lindsay Lohan has another myspace…

  20. fee

    i’m a girl. i’m harrier than her. :(

  21. Roflcer of the Lawl

    I dicked her with my dick.

  22. emmyem

    JAZZ HANDS! OHHHHHHH, I can’t help it! That term makes me crack up, every time.
    And people, Mr. Superficial is “implying” that ZAC IS GAY. Which he is. I DO love the JAZZ HANDS ending. You’re funny, and I mean it. Oh, SNAP! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  23. emmyem

    Jill, that’s a CHLOE bag I do believe, resembles the Fendi “Spyy” bag but way bigger and not chock full ‘o logos. And someone needs to tell FLAVIO that he’s a sick perv. But he knows that.
    And no one, EVER say, “You go girl”, unless you DO reside in the eighties, YOU ARE kidding, or you’re a big fag.
    JAZZ HANDS! Superfish, you kill me. If I thought Christmas meant anything to you, I would wish you a happy one…but I will anyway……..funny stuff………………….

  24. Guest

    Why is she fmous??

    SHE CAN’T SING
    SHE CAN’T ACT

  25. WOWWW

    wow…
    she’s good looking but she can’t act.. she can sing though… and # 67…
    ur a disgusting pig and a perv… ull most likely be in jail with in a couple of months…. love the bag though

  26. WOWWW

    wow…
    she’s good looking but she can’t act.. she can sing though… and # 67…
    ur a disgusting pig and a perv… ull most likely be in jail with in a couple of months…. love the bag though

  27. WOWWW

    wow…
    she’s good looking but she can’t act.. she can sing though… and # 67…
    ur a disgusting pig and a perv… ull most likely be in jail with in a couple of months…. love the bag though

  28. Yum Vanessa is smoking in a velour tracksuit, all the easier to tear off and spank that ass.

    PS: Vanessa it’s time to step up to this!

  29. jrzmommy

    Vanessa Whatshername knows Zac Efron is gay,right?………..Right?

  30. CJ

    Hahahahaaa…I get such a kick out of reading pre-pubescent rants (#67) about what they would do if only they weren’t covered in pimples and lacked any skill required to bring a *fantastic* fantasy to life (solo-sex is not a skill!!)! This should be a lesson to all those who think every thing they read in so-called ‘men’s magazines’ is the real deal. Hahaaaaa…..

  31. Vega

    Nice Sideburns!!!

  32. idk

    does anyone know what kind of sunglasses those are?

  33. oh my gosh why in the world do you want a baby that i heard makes you fat and and fyi you my child are NOT FAT and you never want to be trust me not that i have had a baby i’ve seen them and it isn’t pretty just adopt please don’t turn that little hot body to a faty

  34. Unklejoe

    Id lick her butthoe!

  35. Buttnakedvanessa

    Her nipples are pink

  36. rebecca

    that line line slays me.

  37. lady

    is the fish off 4 christmas?? :((
    happy last days of 07 everybody!! xxx

  38. vnessa

    hmm i like her bag…anyone know what brand it is??

  39. Abi

    Nice butt chin, Disney bitch. Do you need a razor to take care of those ‘burns?

  40. zoe456789

    Vanessa Hudgens ‘s bag is pretty, i like it. do u have aome special opinion on decoration? we can share our view on my blog http://sugarlandy.blogspot.com.

  41. D. Richards (Lover.)

    Fuck I just wanna break shit apart like an ape. Goddamn I hate myself.

    Ript? I may do a lot of fucking nasty shit, but I don’t think I could come on my own face while somebody else watches. I mean alone maybe. Not while somebody checks me out. I’d feel to embarrassed; and I like embarrassment. But that’s too strange.

    And what do you say to your significant after you just finished coming on your own face? As the ejaculate is drying on your brow, what do you say? ‘You wanna watch a little TV? Hey, baby, would you hand me a wash-rag? Snowball?’ Too close for my taste. I’d be more than obliged to paint your face though! Wash, my dear. Exfoliate. Do you squirt? You could squirt all over me. Even if it’s piss. I don’t care.

    Blow-me please? Real me don’t say ‘please’. You think John Wayne ever said please? Fuck no. He’d come inside of you then walk away. Like a man. And then he died of cancer. Like a fucking man. Cigarettes didn’t beat John Wayne. He let cancer win. Like a man.

  42. RAT

    She is so cute!!
    I’d love for her to stomp on my balls!
    Then sit on my face for like …a day or so!
    Or longer!

  43. alice

    that is a miu miu bag, not chloe, and doesn’t resemble a spy bag at all. if anything, maybe a balenciaga with the shoulder strap.

  44. josselin

    i love her, hi ,guys ,do you have any plan for christmas? join us

  45. Doogie

    I guess the next step for her is to either contract an HIV or become a prostitute–or both.

  46. Biracial and proud

    this bitch is over rated, she is nothing more than a common filipina whore.

  47. fizz

    her sideburns remind me of her bush. yum!

  48. Rednosed

    Elvis would be proud of those lamb chops. Goony goo goo Sasquatch!

  49. Lady

    she is so beautiful. every time i signed in “RichLoving.com” and there were alwaysmany men talking about her how sexy and pretty … you know it is a site

  50. kirsten dunst

    93. not even a balenciaga at all, i own one.

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