Vanessa Hudgens must really hate Disney because a new set of nude photos “leaked” online today. I was about to suggest there are less controversial ways to escape her evil overlord, but then I realized I love naked pictures and should shut the hell up. On that note, I give Vanessa less than five months until she outs Zac Efron while filming a sex tape with Goofy in front of Cinderella’s castle. Honestly, I don’t see this ending any other way.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of chipmunk nipples.
UPDATE: Sorry, guys, Vanessa’s lawyers are claiming she was 17 at the time of these pics. Which is why, on a related note, I’m instructing my lawyer to sue anyone who says I don’t own a time-traveling DeLorean. The game is on!