Somebody took some pictures of Vanessa Hudgens with her clothes on. Why someone would do that, I dunno. I guess Vanessa wanted to see what it would be like to try wearing intricately attached pieces of fabric over her body like everyone else. Feels kind of strange, doesn’t it, Vanessa? Feel free to remedy the situation at anytime. Had I been there, she’d be totally nude. Little known fact: my mere presence causes women’s clothes to disappear. Don’t believe me? All you female readers out there, take a look down – Oh! No clothes, huh? Yep, it’s a talent. Some say I’m a living national treasure – like Paul Bunyan, but a bit manlier. Also, I’m not big into giant oxen. I’m more into naked chicks. Call me old-fashioned, I guess.
Photos: Splash
Mike | September 24, 2007 at 6:47 pm
Nothing Special.
As I See It.
Poop | September 24, 2007 at 6:48 pm
SLUT
Ian | September 24, 2007 at 6:48 pm
Who the fuck is Vanessa Hudgens?
Jimbo | September 24, 2007 at 6:49 pm
FRIST!!!! Damn she’s hot!
Jimbo | September 24, 2007 at 6:49 pm
FRIST!!!! Damn she’s hot!
jyc | September 24, 2007 at 6:49 pm
4th
jyc | September 24, 2007 at 6:50 pm
jimbo bitch
noor | September 24, 2007 at 6:58 pm
yess!!!!
Missystar | September 24, 2007 at 7:07 pm
What really struck me about the nude pix was that godawful smirk on her face, like she was thinking, “I’m so sexy, I can just stand here nude and that’ll be enough!” Yeccch.
lux | September 24, 2007 at 7:08 pm
Very pretty girl, ok body…better with clothes on. Someone send her an American Laser Centers gift certificate too.
PeeWee | September 24, 2007 at 7:09 pm
I can totally picture her sucking my swizzle stick of love in pic #3.
VAHjayjay | September 24, 2007 at 7:17 pm
I’m sure she shaved her bodacious bush after that huge outcry over it. You are ALL to blame for that. Her agent probably had her trim the hedges at least. Poor kid…
And I thought we liked bush in this country??
ALLEN | September 24, 2007 at 7:17 pm
She is the next Britwit with her nude photos, but stating she wouldn’t do anything stupid on Tyra Banks show before the pics came out. YOU ARE A STUPID SLUT. GO AWAY SOON, WE DON’T NEED ANYMORE SLUTS ON T.V.
Emma | September 24, 2007 at 7:18 pm
Not a good role model with her nude pics at 15! SKANK SLUT and shouldn’t be doing kid movies. Boycotting her fugly ass now for my kids’ sake.
Binky | September 24, 2007 at 7:24 pm
: — ) ;-)
This was my tribute to the late Marcel Marceau.
( Oh. Ok. I preferred the nude pix and thank God I didn’t have to sit thru a musical)
mabbo | September 24, 2007 at 7:32 pm
Oh #14 Emma, you are such a HIGH MORAL PERSON all the while sludging around in the dirt here on The Fish with the rest of us low lifes. Puh-lease. You’re own skanky kids are doing much worse when you ain’t lookin’, hon. Anyway, why bother with this non-celebrity when there are a million photos of Oscar De La Hoya on the internet wearing all sorts of goodies that are normally reserved for the likes of the unholy Trinity (Britney, Lindsay, Paris). Fish….get to work!
Hollywood Agent | September 24, 2007 at 7:33 pm
“Notice Me” — “Notice Me” — it appears that she pulled a Paris Hilton type of PR stunt on all of us.
All the Filipino women and girls that I have ever met are not sluts like this chick. She is a breed in herself, and it appears that she has been to the Paris Hilton PR school for sluts and was a straight A student.
allyson | September 24, 2007 at 7:54 pm
vanessa can you please E-mail me my E-mail ardess is monkeymay18@aol.com
Robz | September 24, 2007 at 8:12 pm
She is wearing clothes???? Why , I don;t get it, why would she do that???
WhereSheShops | September 24, 2007 at 8:42 pm
She is such a cute girl with her clothes on. A much better look for her!
bob | September 24, 2007 at 8:58 pm
i hope she realizes that people are only paying attention to her now because of those nude photos. she probably released them herself, dirty slut!
Mystery Method | September 24, 2007 at 8:59 pm
She looks better wearing fur.
babyglyniss | September 24, 2007 at 10:00 pm
how old is she huh?
Hecubus | September 24, 2007 at 10:31 pm
She’ll be even sexier when she reaches the age of 13. Really I thought she looked good on those naked pics but here she looks 12 or something, I mean I’d fuck her but I could get into it. I’d be too worried about the FBI busting through the door or something.
leelee | September 24, 2007 at 11:26 pm
@24 ha, so true… the part about her looking 12 at least.
What’s with the black nail polish? The last paparazzi-loved girl who wore black nail polish ended up going to rehab and dying (Lindsay Lohan IS dead… right?) does she really want to follow that trend?
….Yup
Ted from LA | September 25, 2007 at 12:40 am
Damn. I just remembered I have to cut my grass tomorrow.
astella | September 25, 2007 at 1:07 am
hello she looks better without clothes.
more matured somehow.
i think i only like her after she started the whole nude photo scandal. i mean highschool musical is like what, for high sch kids?
FromOutOfNoWhere | September 25, 2007 at 1:29 am
to be honest with her clothes on she’s really not of any interest. Sure I would totally bang her hard, but not much to go after. Bring back more pics of Kim and Coco.
Colin Bell | September 25, 2007 at 3:19 am
Seriously I think she put out that pic. I mean who the hell had ever heard of her until her ass was naked in a camera phone pic on the internet? Nice move on her part. Oh, and I’d hit.
hegadeth | September 25, 2007 at 7:53 am
The giant sunglasses trend is beginning to wear me down.
jrzmommy | September 25, 2007 at 8:34 am
She knows Zac Efron is gay, right? RIGHT?
schack | September 25, 2007 at 9:22 am
she planned the whole fucking thing.
Zing! | September 25, 2007 at 10:17 am
Fuck the clothes. Bitch needs a razor and shave cream.
Zing! | September 25, 2007 at 10:18 am
P.S. Zac isn’t gay. He told me right after I shot my load in his mouth.
adeliza | September 25, 2007 at 10:38 am
Ok. Ok.
I’m going to cave in here. Where can I see pictures of this infamous bush?
I can’t seem to find the pics anywhere.
L.Linus | September 25, 2007 at 10:55 am
I hope she doesn’t shave that bush, not anyone needs to look at what a 9 year old looks like!!
VanessasHot | September 25, 2007 at 11:26 am
Get naked soon Vannessa. I can get fake id’s so can make porn movies just like Traci Lords. It will be good for your career and great for American libido.
ph7 | September 25, 2007 at 12:01 pm
1. Publicists call papparazzi, tells them where client will be shopping.
2. Client gets a Starbucks and holds it. THIS IS ESSENTIAL.
3. Client smiles while shopping.
4. Publicist gets thank you from TMZ and Superficial.
5. Client is happy to get publicity.
6. Publicist plans to repeat next week, at beach in bikini, with obligatory ass-in the-air -while-on-all-fours on lounge chair shot.
ABCD | September 25, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Is that an iPhone she’s holding?
Zing! | September 25, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Speak for yourself 36!
MegWhite | September 25, 2007 at 12:46 pm
The Meg White sex tape is a fraud. It actually stars Vanessa. It was kept quiet because after all she is in Disney movies. Another reason it was hush hush is though Zak has wash board abs and is way cute. His dick ain’t built for porn and Vanessa was. Having to choose between a salami the size of a horse’s and Zak is a no brainer for Vanessa.
Hudgensuckssausage | September 25, 2007 at 4:54 pm
the only reason she looks OK is because of her long black hair…
J | September 25, 2007 at 7:23 pm
This chick is extremely cute. She has the potential to be gorgeous in a few years…even with her clothes on :P
To #29…and others…Why on earth would she release that naked pic of herself? For publicity only?!? I could kind of see it if she was trying to get out of her Disney contract. Though If…IF you were going to do something like that to get out a contract or just for some (additional) noteriety, why not just go topless…or even just see through? Just doesn’t make sense.
If she has any talent at all (Disney certainly thinks she does), she’ll get past the nude pic incident. Look at Vanessa Williams. Marginal talent, and after getting lesbian pics published in Penthouse, she lost Miss America but she’s still in the public eye. Its all in how she manages it. Though the obligatory church photo op that came out right after the pics did was a bit obvious.
I think she made a stupid mistake…at 19. None of us have done that, right?!?
Really | September 25, 2007 at 7:42 pm
I don’t know the little you-know-what doesn’t just strip naked and walk down the street — she apparently sent her nudie off to several people. She just looks skanky to me now.
Doc | September 26, 2007 at 12:24 am
Clothes??? Unacceptable!!!
Mike | September 26, 2007 at 4:35 pm
She looks so cute, sweet, and wholesome with her clothes on. I STILL find it hard to believe after these several weeks that this is the same girl who was the sex kitten in the nudie photo. It’s just so weird! I have to give her credit for looking as pretty with her clothes on as she does with her clothes off. Not all women do. I still think she should’ve just denied the naked photo. At least she seems happy in the photo like she’s finally getting a handle on the publicity she’s getting.
#43 I know I’ve made quite a few embarrassing mistakes when I was in my teens and early 20s. I’d never want people to find out about some of them. Live and learn.
angl | September 27, 2007 at 10:31 pm
vanessa is eighteen years old and old enough to make her own decisions. she took one naked picture of herself on a camera phone to send to her boyfriend. there are literally millions and millions of teens and young adults who do this. and its perfectly acceptable as long as no one finds out. and people usually don’t. there only problem was she’s famous and so the pictrues were’t just of interest too a small group of people but to all of America. but that doesn’t ake her a dirty slut or skank or whore. it’s totally unreasonable and cruel to say things like that. the picture wasnt even that terrible. she was just standing there. her legs werent apart or anything. and there’s no way she staged that photo. personally, i think if she intended to release the photo it would have been of better quality with her looking more demure.
i’ not saying she’s of high moral character because I have no idea but it’s just unreasonable to call someone a dirty slut for no real reason.
zek | December 4, 2007 at 2:43 am
hye…!