Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron allegedly star in a new sex tape with a yuletide theme. While I prefer my amateur porn to celebrate Canadian Boxing Day, this sounds promising. The Sun reports:
Reportedly the beauty, whose naked pictures were leaked on to the net last year, is sitting underneath a Christmas tree wearing nothing but a Santa hat and a red thong.
She says to the camera: “I’ve been a good girl this year.”
Then boyfriend ZAC EFRON appears before nature takes its course.
Okay, yeah, this is totally fake. I don’t for one second believe Zac Efron became aroused at the sight of Vanessa Hudgen in just a thong and Santa hat. Maybe if she had on a full Santa costume complete with the beard and fake belly. Then I could maybe see this thing happen. But, real quick, those suits come with penises, right? I mean, that just seems like a standard feature to me. Otherwise, really, I don’t get the point of the whole outfit.
psychochil | February 20, 2008 at 3:50 pm
hahahahahaha
psychochil | February 20, 2008 at 3:50 pm
hahahahahaha
psychochil | February 20, 2008 at 3:50 pm
hahahahahaha FIRST!
Guy | February 20, 2008 at 3:50 pm
He is ugly
John | February 20, 2008 at 3:51 pm
I bet Zac was actually dressed like Mrs. Claus.
micros101 | February 20, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Which one of them has the thicker mustache?
BunnyButt | February 20, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Isn’t child porn illegal?
PSYCHOCHILD | February 20, 2008 at 3:51 pm
OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!! BRING ON THE NEXT LINDSAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike | February 20, 2008 at 3:53 pm
You mean BoxING day?
Erica | February 20, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Where is this supposed sex tape?
snoot | February 20, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Ho, Ho,……….HO!
miggs | February 20, 2008 at 3:55 pm
“Then boyfriend ZAC EFRON appears before nature takes its course” and Vanessa dips her hand in eggnog and fists Zac violently.
Angus | February 20, 2008 at 3:56 pm
A sex tape of a hairy monkey girl and a gay mannequin, where’ s my credit card…
Eden Ware | February 20, 2008 at 3:57 pm
HE is ugly? what about HER? *barfs*
RichPort | February 20, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Something tells me Jimbo wishes she was his daughter… just a hunch I got from the last thread…
Audio clip | February 20, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Zac: I’m sorry. That’s never happened before.
Vanessa: What? The eight seconds of sex, or the forty minutes of crying afterwards?
Cynthia | February 20, 2008 at 4:04 pm
“Then boyfriend ZAC EFRON”
Why capitalize his name? If it’s going to be a breathy story written like either a clueless fan or a PR rep, it should be “Then HETEROSEXUAL boyfriend Zac Efron…”
veroonica | February 20, 2008 at 4:06 pm
That dude is wearing more makeup than she is! Check out the mascara. Shitting and throwing up are natural. I have a feeling our little girl did a little of both when he saw her titties under that tree.
Jimbo | February 20, 2008 at 4:20 pm
#15 – nah, she’s got a dark complexion. Aint that more your domain?
axium | February 20, 2008 at 4:21 pm
I don’t believe this story either…only if they mean Vanessa Hudgens was sitting under the Christmas tree trying to be sexy and Zac Efron was impaled on the top of the tree, substituting for the star.
moobs | February 20, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Oh woah!
How risque! Boyfriends and Girlfriends role playing! Never heard of that shit before!
Stupid immature disney clones, just like the rest of the friggin braindead “look at me!” society.
B | February 20, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Links, or I call shenanigans!
Cowgirl | February 20, 2008 at 4:28 pm
He still has a pretty mouth.
Vanessa | February 20, 2008 at 4:29 pm
“Zac, I see you’ve sampled the eggnog already, you naughty boy! That must have been what you were doing in the other room with Jeeves. Mmmm, let me wipe some off your lips…huh…what the…salty? CUT!”
good deeds | February 20, 2008 at 4:31 pm
she looks like a mexican
mamadough | February 20, 2008 at 4:31 pm
so i’m waiting for the video to be leaked where some disney slut is boinking a gay teen boy/40 year old producer with the mickey mouse ear hat on the both of them…
FRIST!!! | February 20, 2008 at 4:32 pm
I think my balls just fell off..
mamadough | February 20, 2008 at 4:33 pm
so i’m waiting for the video to be leaked where some disney slut is boinking a gay teen boy/40 year old producer with the mickey mouse ear hats on the both of them…
nosey neighbor | February 20, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Hudgens’s father is an American of Irish and Native American descent, and her mother, who grew up in Manila, is a Filipino-born of Filipino, Spanish and Chinese descent.[4]
mamadough | February 20, 2008 at 4:36 pm
fucking doublepost
deacon jones | February 20, 2008 at 4:37 pm
I cant frigging wait for this tape to hit the net, nice young piece of ass….yeahhhhhh (ringing hands, unbuckling fly)
danny | February 20, 2008 at 4:39 pm
has she got a moustache? i think i see one there
Jimbo | February 20, 2008 at 4:41 pm
@27 You have balls??
Auntie Kryst | February 20, 2008 at 4:45 pm
@29 Irish and Native American descent really? Whoa, no predisposition to alcoholism running in her veins. Actually that’s probably a good thing. She probably needs a few belts to help “man-up” when she saddles up her nancy-boy.
Gav | February 20, 2008 at 4:45 pm
This is the second time she’s had something sex related “leaked”
She must be desperate to end her disney image and move on to what she thinks is a more adult career.
FRIST!!! | February 20, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Not anymore Jimbo, they fell off!!!
Sorry, the comment
I was GOING to make was about the MASCARA on that dude, but Veroonica kinda stole my thunder..
Don’t buy Grandma’s cookies out of the vending machine, they are gross. If I EVER baked a cookie and had it turn out like that I would burn the recipe and then throw my oven off a cliff..
Vanessa the cow | February 20, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Will someone please take this round-faced hairy-armed cunt of the news?
She’s ugly, fat, looks like a cross-bred monkey child, and probably has hairy underarms.
The last set of pictures of her also showed gobs of cellulite.
Will someone please slam a metal trashcan lid into her face? It’ll be an improvement.
Jimbo | February 20, 2008 at 4:58 pm
mmm…thinking about licking the balls on top of FRIST’s vula mound…mmmmm
alex oz | February 20, 2008 at 5:03 pm
i can see her vagina …. there in her armpit 00 god……
Fuck celebrity sex tapes, they release them themselves and claim they just 'leaked' | February 20, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Really, fuck all these celebrities and their ‘leaking’ sex tapes.
They ‘leak’ them themselves man, to get attention and publicity. Who in hell makes a sex tape and then gives it to someone so it can be ‘leaked’? If you make a sex tape, you keep it to yourself, no one has to know even that it exist. How could anyone get their hands on it to sell it to someone who will make it reach the public eye? No one! Only the celebrities in the tape themselves. I even think they make those tapes not because they enjoy it at all, but with the purpose of ‘leaking’ them for everyone to see later, so they will get attention and publicity.
Paris Hilton’s, Kim Kardashian’s, Vanessa Hudgen/Zac Effron’s (if it exist), and everyone else’s, they all are the ones who made their tapes ‘leak’, they even filmed them with the purpose of making them ‘leak’ later.
Arvid from Head of the Class | February 20, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Looking forward to whacking to that!
J | February 20, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Don’t worry, her rep will confirm these reports soon
BunnyButt | February 20, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Hang on … she leaks during sex???? Ech, aren’t there exercises to help with that?
Danklin24 | February 20, 2008 at 6:03 pm
This is fake. Its from a satireacle magazine called THEM.
Ted from LA | February 20, 2008 at 6:13 pm
I’ve seen the tape. They end of fighting right away when Zac enters the room. Vanessa is sitting legs wide open with no undies on… Zac takes one look between her legs and yells, “A black lab puppy!!!” That did not go over well at all.
Yippi Ki Ya | February 20, 2008 at 6:16 pm
I don’t care what anyone else say, I would totally rinse that out hard.
yowza | February 20, 2008 at 6:19 pm
@44: it’s “satirical” dumbass
zinggazee | February 20, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Unless Vanessa Hudges was wearing a penis with the santa hat, there’s no way that can be Zac Efron in that sex tape.
pauli | February 20, 2008 at 7:21 pm
definitly she has hairy underarms
dwajjj…
she’s damn horrible and he seems to be made of wax
sharpeidude | February 20, 2008 at 7:30 pm
No way that fag became aroused! He couldn’t get a hard-on if you pointed a loaded pistol at him.