Vanessa Hudgens hit the gym with her father yesterday. When the paparazzi caught up with them in the parking lot, Vanessa’s dad decided to wield his trusty, uh, water bottle? Apparently he splashed one of the photographers. That’s it? From the looks of this guy, I expected at least a few broken limbs and perhaps a flipped over car or two. Can you imagine the first time he met Vanessa’s boyfriend Zac Efron? “So, what now, my little Vanessa? You are lesbian? I am furious with anger. Bring your papa his Sprite so he may splash you and your lover with the lemon and the lime. Why is your girlfriend smiling at me like so? I thought she, how you say, eat at Y?”
Photos: Pacific Coast News
p911gt10c | November 9, 2007 at 5:04 pm
So, no more nudes?
Lindsay | November 9, 2007 at 5:07 pm
I’d like to see how her mom looks like. I bet you she’s some ugly looking Filipina.
joeypants | November 9, 2007 at 5:08 pm
I’d wreck that (not her dad).
bigSTEAMYone | November 9, 2007 at 5:08 pm
crush , kill , destroy
nipolian | November 9, 2007 at 5:09 pm
Get a grip there Pablo……first of all your headband and wristband don’t match and second of all you are a tad too old to be flashing gang signs.
Mike | November 9, 2007 at 5:10 pm
Gimmie a break…
alpal | November 9, 2007 at 5:11 pm
i have no time for this.
Izzy | November 9, 2007 at 5:11 pm
Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
Guy | November 9, 2007 at 5:11 pm
Nice body shame about the face.
Oh, are we talking about Vanessa here?
paparazzo | November 9, 2007 at 5:13 pm
“Does anybody else smell a big sweaty beaver?”
Ript1&0 | November 9, 2007 at 5:13 pm
Boring… another Baby Veal.
caljenna66 | November 9, 2007 at 5:14 pm
Oh my GOD, what the hell happened to Sean Connery????
WTF? | November 9, 2007 at 5:16 pm
How embarrassing!
I remember when my Dad flung his water bottle at the paps that were following me…
I’ve never been able to live it down.
nia02119 | November 9, 2007 at 5:17 pm
he has boobs
Shep | November 9, 2007 at 5:20 pm
Thats the closest you’ll ever see to a real life cartoon character……..
jakebarnes | November 9, 2007 at 5:28 pm
Looks like Giuliani on steroids
ThosePicturesWereForDad | November 9, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Dad needs a gun. Nobody’s holding their breath. Vanessa is cute. 18 is great.
B@RT | November 9, 2007 at 5:34 pm
He should be grateful that the nude pictures got out. No one was interested in her before the pictures. I believe “hope” that we will see her in some movies or sitcom in the future :)
FRIST!!! | November 9, 2007 at 5:34 pm
#7 You have to MAKE time. This is VERY important!!!!!
And yet still, do NOT navigate away from the porn..
FRIST!!! | November 9, 2007 at 5:38 pm
#1 I first read your comment and thought it said no more “dudes”. Yeah, so I didn’t get it and moved on. Wasn’t till I refreshed and reread it that I saw “nudes”. So that makes much more sense and also guess what?
YOU WERE FIRST!!!!!!..
ZackEfron | November 9, 2007 at 5:39 pm
You should have seen how he acted when he realized I came in her mouth.
* MISS UNIVERSE | November 9, 2007 at 5:43 pm
So now, by his behavior, what would have been a common photo – makes it to the blogs and celeb sites :-D
nipolian | November 9, 2007 at 5:44 pm
#18 – He should be glad the nude photos came out….I mean it’s not like it’s something that he hasn’t seen (touched/groped/licked) repeatedly over the past 12-14 years.
TS | November 9, 2007 at 5:46 pm
Hey SKANK BURRITO (from Pauley Shore post),
FRIST!!! is not a whore, she’s an alcoholic (and a pretty damn good one) so get your facts straight. You know what else? You ARE a fucking idiot so apparently she’s pretty bright and perceptive too. Dipfuck…Yeah, I just made that one up. Just for you.
TS | November 9, 2007 at 5:48 pm
And didn’t even call it. Great work.
FRIST!!! | November 9, 2007 at 5:48 pm
What are you talkng about, TS?
p911gt10c | November 9, 2007 at 5:48 pm
#20, Ya, but see how I actually made a comment, just as if it were another other position? I’m hoping it spreads throughout the internets.
and you’re right, “dudes” would have made no sense.
hahaha...this place kills me... | November 9, 2007 at 5:51 pm
TS: “she’s pretty bright and perceptive”
FRIST: “What are you talkng about, TS?”
TS | November 9, 2007 at 5:53 pm
Dipfuck was talkin shit because you called him out on his stupidity in the Pauley post. Yeah, that was like 5 posts ago, but I just read it and it pissed me off. I know Dipfuck is going to be reading this post sooner or later so I just figured I’d make him recognize. Don’t fuck with my girl FRIST. Yeah, I know I am crazy. And high.
FRIST!!! | November 9, 2007 at 5:54 pm
#27, I know, and that is why I called it for you!!! You rock!!!
TS, now I know what you are talking about, the Pauly post. HAHA, I left right after I wrote that. Thanks for coming to my defense all who did, even though I was called “total slut” and “alcoholic”, but hey, better than WHORE..
TS | November 9, 2007 at 5:55 pm
#28, I know, that was ironic.
ph7 | November 9, 2007 at 5:55 pm
She looks bad. Like the hispanic girls who hang out in front of 7-11 for day jobs.
FRIST!!! | November 9, 2007 at 5:56 pm
#28 Ok, that is kinda funny..
TS | November 9, 2007 at 5:58 pm
Sluts are cool, so are alcoholics. But only the good kind like me and you (or is it you and I, or you and me?).
FRIST!!! | November 9, 2007 at 5:59 pm
I think it is you and me..
combustion8 | November 9, 2007 at 6:00 pm
what a douche and she’s so average looking its sickening.
Miss Stratford | November 9, 2007 at 6:03 pm
Children please! How many time do I have to instruct you?
“like you (are) and I (am”
hence
“like you and I”
motherfuckers…
Miss Stratford | November 9, 2007 at 6:04 pm
Heavens! You distressed me into a typographical error!
motherfuckers…
nipolian | November 9, 2007 at 6:05 pm
But only the good kind like me.
But only the good kind like you.
It’s But only the good kind like me and you.
I think.
FRIST!!! | November 9, 2007 at 6:10 pm
My teacher told me it’s you and me, but that’s how I was taught nipolean, to break it up like that..
TS | November 9, 2007 at 6:11 pm
I could be wrong here but I think Miss Stratford might be wrong here. Anyone?
I think FRIST tiene razon.
FRIST!!! | November 9, 2007 at 6:12 pm
Sorry nipolian, spelled your name wrong. Now I have to throw out my spelling bee trophies :(
korina_jebediah | November 9, 2007 at 6:12 pm
Loved the lesbian reference in the made-up dialogue.
Vanessa goes to the gym cause Zachy loves muscles, like manly muscles.
And bushes. And hair combing.
nipolian | November 9, 2007 at 6:16 pm
Hey Frist – It’s all good…..please don’t throw away your awards.
who cares | November 9, 2007 at 6:20 pm
No, teacher is right. It’s a compound sentence (well, it would be, it it weren’t a fragment), and “like” begins a new clause in which “you and I” are the nouns.
*bang*
FRIST!!! | November 9, 2007 at 6:27 pm
oh
FRIST!!! | November 9, 2007 at 6:28 pm
#44, thanks, cause I don’t know where they are..
TS | November 9, 2007 at 6:28 pm
Well then I stand, with a shot of Cazadores in my hand, corrected.
wastedOne | November 9, 2007 at 6:29 pm
She wants no part of it, totally ignoring him.
Last pic he is throwing up the set!
2-1 holmes!
whatever | November 9, 2007 at 6:37 pm
On the phone: “Mom…come get dad! He’s flashing gang signs again! I don’t believe he was EVER hardcore. I don’t care WHAT stories he tells at Thanksgiving. God…I’m SO embarrassed!”
Oh yeah…if Vanessa’s dad is reading this…I WOULD FUCK YOUR DAUGHTER IN MORE POSITIONS THAN THERE ARE HAIRS IN YOUR NOSE OLD MAN.