Vanessa Carlton InStyle Outtakes

By: Superficial / January 3, 2005

20050103vcarlton.jpgWhatever happened to Vanessa Carlton? I remember she came out with a single like four years ago but then I guess everybody realized how much she sucked and then she sort of just disappeared. To be fair though, it’s hard to make it in the music industry when you look as ugly as Vanessa Carlton does. I think her and Kirsten Dunst need to have a head to head competition to determine once and for all who has the uglier face. They could stare at a group of highschool kids and whoever caused the most amount of people to vomit would be declared the winner. And in the very possible situation that every single person vomited for both of them, a tie would be declared and they could both share the title of ugliest human being on the planet.