Vanessa Paradis Really Hates Johnny Depp

January 24th, 2012 // 118 Comments

Adding… AHHH!

Seen here at last night’s premiere of her new movie, Croissants: The Musical Cafe De Flore, Vanessa Paradis at some point clearly laughed in Johnny Depp‘s face when he suggested they stay together because they’re “soulmates” which is really the only way to interpret this quote. Via RadarOnline:

“Cafe De Flore speaks of love, its joys, its pains and its dramas – to love and to lose. This story upset me, I was upside-down, in the depths of myself,” said Paradis, who is staying in France while Depp is living thousands of miles away in Los Angeles.
“The idea of a soulmate is beautiful and very romantic to talk about it in a movie or a song, but in reality I find it scary.”

To hear this kind of a candor from a woman is pretty refreshing considering movies and television have conditioned them to believe relationships are a whimsical, fancy-free time filled with Adele songs and sex with your bra still on. When in reality, they’re a goddamn prison of emotions where sometimes Johnny Depp does heroin and agrees to looking like Michael Jackson or Gerard Way or whatever the hell’s giving Tim Burton an erection these days. But, noooo, they don’t show that in the movies.

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  1. Winnie

    Her teeth are like Cindy Crawford’s Mole & in case no one noticed – gapped toothed gals were very sought after last year. Vanessa Paradis has been the face of numerous French fashion campaigns over the years, most notable her enduring relationship with Chanel, her films and a successful music career. I don’t imagine she aspires to be anyones idea of traditionally beautiful and for the last 15 odd years, I don’t think Johnny Depp has minded that gap, so to speak.

    Jelly much? (couldn’t resist)

  2. Loser!

    Nasty… she looks like a strung out goth she-male with a really stupid gap in her teeth…

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    Bernard
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    my god she looks awful whenever she’s not smiling

  4. whip

    yep, he is indeed a sick american celebrity.
    …………but there are more.
    MUCH MUCH MORE, folks!!

  5. kitkat

    That “Croissants: The Musical” made me laugh a lot XD

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    Felonious Monkey
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    Skinny doesn’t age well. No one can have the body of a wiry or skinny teenager without it affecting your face!

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    KC
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    No, Snow White, don’t take the apple from her!

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    King Diamond
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    According to here Wiki page. She is a “model” LOL

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    Sign on the first tooth: Next tooth 5 miles

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    I don’t understand, why would you not fix those jacked up teeth?

  11. “Cafe De Flore” must mean “Defoe with Tits” in French

  12. I could open a pop a cap off a beer bottle with those teeth.

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    DD
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    I thought Skeletor was a fictional character.

  14. ohellno

    Huh… Madonna and Sandra Bernhard had a love child. Who knew?

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    Shit, do they not have mirrors in France?

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    lola
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    she is so gorgeous, even if you are trying to post her worst pictures finally one natural beauty witout plastic surgery

    • haha!

      Blind people should not be alot to give opinions on pics that can’t actually see..!!

    • sirap

      lola,
      they, meaning the ap never gave this very talented and beautiful woman a chance? ever, all one, ever hears is brad ane angie, (wicked witch of the world)! i’m sick of this monotony about those 2 twits. johnny and vanessa had a chance,(still do), but the press for 6 yrs and running, shove the same crap down our throats what’s next their bowel movements and kids they use for press.sickening. they get more than their fair share already kids should be off limits to the press……………………I CONCURE! SHE IS BEAUTIFUL, JEALOUSY JUST GETS THE BEST OF EVERYONE AND I MEAN EVERYONE. HE COULD HAVE ANYONE.HOPE THINGS WORK OUT.

      • haha!

        If you consider her a beauty then shall i ask if you belive in marrying barn animals?

      • TaT

        Looks like you may have a case of the grape Jelly for Angelina. Why is she a wicked witch? Because she did the same thing whiney Maniston did a few years before meeting Brad, and what went around finally came around to her? Do you know for a fact she’s using her children for publicity? You sure have a lot of hatred for people I’m pretty sure you don’t know.

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    losers
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    vanessa paradis beautiful woman but this website is so obsessed posting bad pics of her a place for losers

  18. sirap

    WHERE THE HECK DID SOMEONE HEAR THAT DEPP USES STREET DRUGS? I SEE NO QUOTE MARKS SO I ASSUME IT’S THIS PATHETIC, SITE THAT JUST CONJOURED IT UP? WOW, COULD U GET SUED UP THE WAZOOO AND U SHOULD! HEROIN? U BETTER HOPE YOUR CORRECT. TO ME. THAT DIDN’T COME OUT OF V.P.’S MOUTH? GFU

  19. sirap

    OVER AND OUT AFTER THIS. MADONNA, HAS A GAP IN HER TEETH. SHE WAS AND STILL IS THE MOST FAMOUS WOMAN IN THE WORLD. SHE GREW UP 20 MINUTES AWAY FROM SAGINAW. THE HOME OF STEVIE WONDER. WE HAVE A SL OF TALENT THAT CAME OUT OF THIS SH OF A STATE. SOMETIMES, I DON’T GET IT, MYSELF. ANYONE HEAR OF MOTOWN? BOATLOADS OF TALENT. NO ONE CAN TOUCH! SO, SHE HAS A GAP, AND MAYBE DOESN’T SHAVE HER ARMPITS? THE FRENCH ARE LIKE THAT. IT’S THEIR HERITAGE. TRY TO AFFORD DISPOSIBLE RAZORS TODAY? $8.00 AND UP. I FEEL LIKE REBELLING! I’M FANATICAL ABOUT SHAVING. I’M A WOMAN, AND FRENCH CANADIAN. HAIRY AND SCARY. HOWEVER, THEY SAY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE WORLD HAVE MORE HAIR THAN MOST MEN. (THAT MEANS ALSO ON THE HEAD)! TOUCHY SUBJECT FOR MEN—–?

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    OMG…what in the hell is wrong with Johnny Depp? And lady…fix that grill. You look like Grizella the hagged witch.

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    Nik
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    So Depp could have had any woman in the world… and he chose this?! WTF!! Rich men make strange decisions sometimes.

  22. Duke Steele

    Whoa! What a beast.

  23. carole

    American people seem to appreciate actresses with falses teeth, false nose, botox, and silicon gel breasts, perhaps Johnny doesn’t ? It’s his problem.

  24. noahz71

    Vanessa Paradis is very famous in France, she is respected musically and is regarded as very beautiful. Just because we dont know enough about high fashion, does that give us the right to judge someone who does?? I wish people would open their minds a bit a realise that the world isnt made up of stereotypes. As for washing, i lived and worked (in the embassy)in France for a long time, and they are much more educated about hygiene and frangrances and food than we are. Personally i find some of them stuck up! But at the end of the day she gave him stability for over 10 years. They are both celebs living in a fish bowl a bit wobbly but they were good for each other. Beauty is more than skin deep and i hope their kids grow up happy and healthy!!

  25. Jess

    She is THE face of Chanel ! these are bad pictures, google her or watch her latest film “Heartbreaker”and you will see how bloody beautiful she is!

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