Adding… AHHH!
Seen here at last night’s premiere of her new movie, Croissants: The Musical Cafe De Flore, Vanessa Paradis at some point clearly laughed in Johnny Depp‘s face when he suggested they stay together because they’re “soulmates” which is really the only way to interpret this quote. Via RadarOnline:
“Cafe De Flore speaks of love, its joys, its pains and its dramas – to love and to lose. This story upset me, I was upside-down, in the depths of myself,” said Paradis, who is staying in France while Depp is living thousands of miles away in Los Angeles.
“The idea of a soulmate is beautiful and very romantic to talk about it in a movie or a song, but in reality I find it scary.”
To hear this kind of a candor from a woman is pretty refreshing considering movies and television have conditioned them to believe relationships are a whimsical, fancy-free time filled with Adele songs and sex with your bra still on. When in reality, they’re a goddamn prison of emotions where sometimes Johnny Depp does heroin and agrees to looking like Michael Jackson or Gerard Way or whatever the hell’s giving Tim Burton an erection these days. But, noooo, they don’t show that in the movies.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Richard McBeef | January 24, 2012 at 1:13 pm
lets just say that capt sparrow and ms swan had kids and that kid was a girl and she was 46 years old. she’s up there. in that picture.
V | January 24, 2012 at 1:15 pm
Yeah but at the same time these Hollywood people are all emotionally retarded and think they’re better than anybody, which shows why they fall in and out of love so easily, and never really try to stay together.
her argument is invalid. she should be lucky anyone paid attention to her. you can fit a giant clit between that tooth gap. gross.
Tiffany | January 24, 2012 at 2:48 pm
What? It isn’t just “hollywood people” that have issues with staying together. 50% of ALL marriages end in divorce.
V | January 24, 2012 at 4:26 pm
yeah but for different reasons. plus, normal people try harder. these celebrities give up easier.
Cash | January 24, 2012 at 4:59 pm
I know, right, what’s up with that damn canyon between her incisors?
How’s that free French healthcare working for ya, honey? What, couldn’t spring a couple grand on some braces?
BLAH BLAH BLAH | January 24, 2012 at 5:10 pm
Cash, that was retarded.
What does socialized medicine have to do with any of this? Considering she’s worth millions upon millions, she doesn’t need to use the social system, nor is she even entitled to use it.
Therefore yes, if she wanted to, she could easily spring a couple grand on dental work (it would definitely take more than braces to fix that). But apparently she just couldn’t give a shit, so shut the fuck up you ignorant hillbilly.
individual | January 25, 2012 at 1:47 pm
You’re sticking up for socialized medicine? “BLAH BLAH BLAH” indeed.
Topher | January 24, 2012 at 1:18 pm
Soooooooo anyone else notice she looks eerily like him when he’s in drag?
karlito | January 24, 2012 at 1:30 pm
NO!
Me2 | January 24, 2012 at 2:02 pm
Exactly, Topher!
She looks very much like the Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland.
Star Droppings | January 24, 2012 at 1:25 pm
She looks like a bad attempt at Madonna they found in the dumpster behind Madame Tussauds.
Asper | January 24, 2012 at 1:58 pm
xD
oh i know | January 24, 2012 at 2:07 pm
YES!! right here!! +100!!!
Fletch | January 24, 2012 at 5:14 pm
This one^ this is it.
Damn that’s one bugly chick!!!!!!!!!
Iveski | January 24, 2012 at 7:28 pm
“Aw, fuck… who left Madonna next to the space heater?!”
Anexio | January 24, 2012 at 1:29 pm
Nice chiclet teeth, stringy hair, and a mouthful of thrush.
Dude of Dudes | January 24, 2012 at 1:34 pm
Dont be sad Johnny. There are literally thousands of trailer parks across America swarming with gap toothed skanks. You’ll find your soul mate again. I promise. Just as soon as Daddy gets off her.
stinky mcpoop | January 24, 2012 at 1:45 pm
Who’s her orthodontist, MC Escher?
Misery | January 24, 2012 at 1:50 pm
You know, Johnny once said in an interview that the first time he saw Vanessa was from behind, and that he was very attracted to the line of her back. And now we know why he spoke so fondly of her back! Yeesh. Must have been lots of doggy-style going on in their bedroom.
painted taint | January 24, 2012 at 2:01 pm
Dag – you nailed it my friend
Lovely Sim | January 24, 2012 at 1:51 pm
Wow. She did not age well.
Schmidtler | January 25, 2012 at 11:55 am
It’s not her age that made her ugly, it’s all the ugly that made her ugly.
boing | January 24, 2012 at 2:23 pm
rachel bilson has really let herself go…
Mando | January 24, 2012 at 2:23 pm
But I am le tired.
AA | January 24, 2012 at 6:03 pm
EXCELLENT.
Eric | January 24, 2012 at 2:26 pm
French people need to understand that getting braces is not surrendering.
Iveski | January 24, 2012 at 7:32 pm
You got it backwards. If getting braces was like surrendering, the French would all look like Richard Kiel.
puddleduck | January 24, 2012 at 11:05 pm
If you can’t be bothered to bathe or shave, you sure don’t care about your teeth. She doesn’t look like she has done any of the above.
Sarah | January 25, 2012 at 11:48 am
Let go of the fucking stereotypes about French people. The gap between her teeth is part of her being famous, since she was a singer really young and had that gap as a unique recognition sign.
qwerty | January 25, 2012 at 4:18 pm
American people need to understand that a mug like this http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/4361/pinskydphotoheadshot4.jpg does not make you look attractive, it makes you look like a fraud.
The Royal Penis | January 24, 2012 at 2:31 pm
I wonder, if someone spills water on her will she melt?
Da Cheese | January 24, 2012 at 2:32 pm
Further reports claim Ms. Paradish showed her hatred towards Johnny Deep by dating a man who bathes regularly.
Da Cheese | January 24, 2012 at 2:33 pm
*Paradis”
OK | January 24, 2012 at 2:39 pm
Her face is hideous. Those teeth are unspeakable. Her ass is sublime though.
Evil Dick Tater | January 24, 2012 at 2:40 pm
Don’t worry Johnny. If you must have a woman who can fit your penis between her teeth there’s still Condi Rice.
Cock Dr | January 24, 2012 at 2:41 pm
I’m going to assume that Vanessa here has an overwhelming fear of dentists……she has money to fix that and it has gone far beyond a “cute and distinctive” smile characteristic into gargoyle territory.
Iveski | January 24, 2012 at 7:34 pm
It was “cute and distinctive” 20 years ago. It’s approaching the “meth mouth” end of the spectrum.
Damion | January 24, 2012 at 2:44 pm
Taylor Momsen really hasn’t aged all that well
Frenchfries | January 24, 2012 at 3:03 pm
Too bad for you, jealous bitches, Vanessa just revealed on French TV that they didn’t break up ! And she is so hotter than all of you. SUCK IT.
Misery | January 24, 2012 at 3:54 pm
Awww geez! You mean she’s not back on the market??? Because I’m sure there were about 3 guys lined up, waiting to be with her, who were pretty sure they wouldn’t turn to stone should they look directly at her.
TomFrank | January 24, 2012 at 6:19 pm
I’ve been in that line ever since I saw her in The Girl on the Bridge 12 years ago. But even then I stipulated that she has to keep her lips together at all times.
puddleduck | January 24, 2012 at 11:06 pm
I’d be jealous of Courtney Love before this skank.
Do_Freebird | January 24, 2012 at 3:05 pm
I remember a time long ago with she was young, beautiful, still had flesh on her bones, and could spit a watermelon seed 50 feet through her front teeth. Alas, that time is long past – well, except for the watermelon seed thing.
He Likes em Young | January 24, 2012 at 3:51 pm
Say all the bullshit you want about Johnny Depp right now, but really all that he wants is some twenty year old to suck his dick instead of this old hag.
Crabby Old Guy | January 24, 2012 at 4:34 pm
Hell, ALL Hetero men would rather have some twenty year old suck our respective dicks instead of this old hag. Duh!
Lilly | January 24, 2012 at 3:57 pm
She’s 40, I guess she has aged plainly. And I love gaps between teeths! Especially in men! (yes, there are people who likes them)
Schmidtler | January 25, 2012 at 11:58 am
there are retarded people too – we just generally don’t pay attention to their opinions, much like yours.
Blech | January 24, 2012 at 4:01 pm
She could be Angelina… if she were punched in the face repeatedly.
Fribble | January 24, 2012 at 4:12 pm
Damn, Johnny, I didn’t know you had a thing for Gollum!
Johnny Cochran's Tumor | January 25, 2012 at 10:38 am
Or a Brian Peppers fetish.
DeucePickle | January 24, 2012 at 4:12 pm
Bizarro Michael Strahan
justifiable | January 24, 2012 at 4:43 pm
“…or whatever the hell’s giving Tim Burton an erection these days”
While I have learned not to drink coffee in the vicinity of my monitor by now, I did need to eat lunch and it included mashed potatoes and gravy. Fucker’s never gonna be the same.
Rex Kramer | January 24, 2012 at 5:00 pm
With teeth like that, she should have no problem whistling to hail a cab.
CreepyThinMan | January 24, 2012 at 5:08 pm
HOLY FUCK this woman is ugly!
Phoenixgirl | January 24, 2012 at 5:32 pm
Tonight on a French channel, Vanessa officially denied any rumor or her separating from Johnny Depp.
She claimed that she doesn’t like to deny/confirm a rumor since every winter rumors claim that her couple is falling apart, then the next summer they announce that they are getting married. She is tired of hearing the same s*** over and over, since the last 14 years!
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz | January 24, 2012 at 7:09 pm
Johnny depp is the awesomest actor in the world and anyone who would give him up clearly has a head problem. He is epic!
123456789 | January 24, 2012 at 9:45 pm
That’s the problem – he can’t get away from her. She’s freakin’ delusional. French Psycho! Too bad for their kids.
Kudos to the author: Croissants: The Musical!
patricia | January 24, 2012 at 8:15 pm
I am just imagining how beautiful and/or handsome all the people are who are posting here. I’m thinking they all are “perfection.” Actually when people have to be so rude about another person’s looks, they must be so ugly they need to criticize another person to make themselves feel better when they have to actually look at themselves in the mirror.
browny | January 24, 2012 at 8:37 pm
Listen, not ALL women believe in this ‘soul mate’ shite. Just because popular culture (and mainstream society, truth be told) think that ALL women are just dying to get down the aisle in a white dress after having found a ‘soul mate’ doesn’t mean REAL women really believe in it. SOME women do but so do SOME MEN.
Felonious Monkey | January 25, 2012 at 1:09 am
Word, browny. Word.
tlmck | January 24, 2012 at 8:58 pm
The face that sank a thousand ships.
witandfit | January 25, 2012 at 11:16 am
The face that skanked a thousand ships.
cc | January 24, 2012 at 9:04 pm
She looks like hell and sounds like Herbert.
Locknload | January 24, 2012 at 10:02 pm
You mentioned Gerard Way.
I love you.
Winnie | January 24, 2012 at 10:19 pm
Her teeth are like Cindy Crawford’s Mole & in case no one noticed – gapped toothed gals were very sought after last year. Vanessa Paradis has been the face of numerous French fashion campaigns over the years, most notable her enduring relationship with Chanel, her films and a successful music career. I don’t imagine she aspires to be anyones idea of traditionally beautiful and for the last 15 odd years, I don’t think Johnny Depp has minded that gap, so to speak.
Jelly much? (couldn’t resist)
Loser! | January 24, 2012 at 10:47 pm
Nasty… she looks like a strung out goth she-male with a really stupid gap in her teeth…
whip | January 24, 2012 at 11:19 pm
yep, he is indeed a sick american celebrity.
…………but there are more.
MUCH MUCH MORE, folks!!
kitkat | January 25, 2012 at 12:03 am
That “Croissants: The Musical” made me laugh a lot XD
DogBoy | January 25, 2012 at 9:37 am
“Cafe De Flore” must mean “Defoe with Tits” in French
witandfit | January 25, 2012 at 11:03 am
I could open a pop a cap off a beer bottle with those teeth.
ohellno | January 25, 2012 at 3:40 pm
Huh… Madonna and Sandra Bernhard had a love child. Who knew?
sirap | January 26, 2012 at 4:19 am
WHERE THE HECK DID SOMEONE HEAR THAT DEPP USES STREET DRUGS? I SEE NO QUOTE MARKS SO I ASSUME IT’S THIS PATHETIC, SITE THAT JUST CONJOURED IT UP? WOW, COULD U GET SUED UP THE WAZOOO AND U SHOULD! HEROIN? U BETTER HOPE YOUR CORRECT. TO ME. THAT DIDN’T COME OUT OF V.P.’S MOUTH? GFU
sirap | January 26, 2012 at 4:35 am
OVER AND OUT AFTER THIS. MADONNA, HAS A GAP IN HER TEETH. SHE WAS AND STILL IS THE MOST FAMOUS WOMAN IN THE WORLD. SHE GREW UP 20 MINUTES AWAY FROM SAGINAW. THE HOME OF STEVIE WONDER. WE HAVE A SL OF TALENT THAT CAME OUT OF THIS SH OF A STATE. SOMETIMES, I DON’T GET IT, MYSELF. ANYONE HEAR OF MOTOWN? BOATLOADS OF TALENT. NO ONE CAN TOUCH! SO, SHE HAS A GAP, AND MAYBE DOESN’T SHAVE HER ARMPITS? THE FRENCH ARE LIKE THAT. IT’S THEIR HERITAGE. TRY TO AFFORD DISPOSIBLE RAZORS TODAY? $8.00 AND UP. I FEEL LIKE REBELLING! I’M FANATICAL ABOUT SHAVING. I’M A WOMAN, AND FRENCH CANADIAN. HAIRY AND SCARY. HOWEVER, THEY SAY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE WORLD HAVE MORE HAIR THAN MOST MEN. (THAT MEANS ALSO ON THE HEAD)! TOUCHY SUBJECT FOR MEN—–?
Duke Steele | January 28, 2012 at 4:27 pm
Whoa! What a beast.
carole | February 8, 2012 at 7:38 pm
American people seem to appreciate actresses with falses teeth, false nose, botox, and silicon gel breasts, perhaps Johnny doesn’t ? It’s his problem.