And by more important business, I meant this. Specifically this.
In related news, stock prices for Boones Farm and cookie dough skyrocketed today as the market reacted to Jessica Simpson‘s documented penchant for eating when she’s sad. Consequently, fudge prices continued to hold despite early forecasts suggesting an upswing that would precede a short burst in puppy purchases.
This just in… representatives for McDonald’s are preparing to make a statement confirming a McRib outage is now “inescapably imminent.” Pandemonium is expected.
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Audrina’s plastic surgeon strikes again. I hear he designs runways for 747s on the weekend.
You don’t honestly think you’re funny, do you? Every day you post some stupid comment (several times a day actually) and I dont remember one that was either witty or funny, or that did NOT make you sound like a fucking jealous moron. Seriously, just stfu.
I second Shawn’s comments.
awwww, did i insult your girl?
what don’t you stfu? other people can have opinions too even if you don’t agree with them.
Me thinks maybe you don’t have a sense of humour. Mr McBeef seems quite witty to me. And I’ve only seen one post.
This chick looks boring.
Hopefully Nick decides not to do a newlyweds show this time around!
her boobs do look like Audrina’s
“Wonk boobs” twin sister! Damn there must be 6″ of space between those titties, can’t they afford a better surgeon than that?
As a true and loyal Superfical fan I am compelled to say that this bitch is fat, ugly, and I would not go near her with a 3″ I mean 10′ pole
(*fap* *fap* *fap*)
you’re crazy pisces! this chick is smokin hot. nick traded in a fat, stupid blonde for a silky smooth tanned-ass vanessa. UPGRADE!
She is batshit crazy but those are the breaks with hot chicks…. Just have to remember to sleep on your belly….
Geez !!
WELL, I CANS SEE WHY HE NEVER WENT BACK TO JESSICA.
DAMN, THIS CHICK IS SMOKIN’ HOT!!
OUCH!
hellz yeah, had a viet chick like that for a cpl years boy could she fuck! good job nick gettin it while its hot
No one should ever underestimate the brilliance of Nick Lachey. Fabulous ass on Vanessa. Well played Nick. Sure beats banging Jessica’s chubby ass.
She’s chubby NOW. But remember, Nick was banging Jess in her prime.
^ TRUTH.
Your both fucking fat ugly pigs aren’t you! Chubby..the only thing chubby you jealous cunts are your fingers; the very same ones you have to finger yourself with because no guy would ever fuck you.
Hot
SMOKIN’ BODY!!!!!
Insert penis here.
Congratulations Nick!
Well Jessica Simpson gets the last laugh, as Nick Lachey won’t be around to get in the way of her career anymore.
LOL!!!
Jeez. No wonder Jessie is beside herself. She’s failed. On everything. Everything. How in the hell do you deal with getting walked-the-dog by Nick Fucking Lachey? Damn, damn, damn.
That man is really pale.
Pic 18 for the vulva win….
would love to watch that bounce
This is absolute perfection
Boyfriend has serious case of douche-face.
nick must like women with large thunder thighs…
how has jess failed, what does vanessa do really she prolly doesnt even crack the million dollar mark…whereas jess has made over 500 million with her lines of crap crap and more crap…nick wishes he was still with her, at least she paid.
Below average filipino tranny in his 30′s.
bahahahahaha epic win!
Thank you.
Holy shit. Best body I’ve seen on this site for a while.
I agree. Gorgeous. It’s so nice to see a woman with a waist also instead of just skinny and straight up and down.
Jessica Simpsons is till hotter than this dude! Remember her in daisy dukes and the pink bikini, Vanessa is a slab!
remember when your wife had a figure?
How many Jessica Simpsons? Which ones?
Marge Simpson is in better shape than Jessica Simpson. Remember when Jessica Simpson wasn’t wearing pregnant clothing even though she isn’t pregnant?????? Expandible waist pants shouldn’t be worn by women who aren’t preggers.
Seth, not to bash your taste in women but, you like them big doncha? I mean, big girls need love too and if you are into that sort of thing go for it dude, but I’ll stick with women that look like Vanessa.
You’ll have to excuse Seth; he was raised by wolves & couldn’t spot a hot chick if his life depended on it. Vanessa is OBVIOUSLY hotter than chestica; Nick’s ex is a heifer right now & Vanessa is an amazingly hot piece of ass… still.
Once he marries her she will pork up though… They all gain weight and quit giving head after saying I DO…
Not to bad . Who is she ?
lame! nick is a has-been and vanessa is a never-was. if it wasn’t for the divorce settlement, he couldn’t even afford to buy her the ring. lame!!!! she’s only sticking around because she’s pushing 30 and after 4 years, she’ll look like a fool if he doesn’t marry her. the only thing worst than being married to nick lachey and living off the last few coins of his ex-wife is having fucked that tacky frat boy for years giving up prime years of your life and having nothing monetary to show for it.
such an upgrade from jessica simpson
She’s a pure hottie. Deluxe. Awesome. Perfect. Anybody saying otherwise is reincarnating as Countess Wildenstein, in this life.
oh my gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd
I think she’s farting on his head.
Nick,
Can I have a chance to plow her furrow with my plow? Is a messy cream pie out of the question?
OK, That is just wrong on some many levels. Leave Jessica Simpson alone. she is a beautiful girl no matter what size she is. STOP THE BULLYING. It’s just f-ing mean!!
She has a great body, but I still think Jessica has a lovelier face. And don’t forget the mammaries!
without it the body is similar, folks!!
NICK LACHEY JUST SEEMS LIKE A GIANT DOUCHE.
the funniest thing about this is that you people are actually fighting over this. who gives a eff. None of you can get Jessica or Vanessa and that’s a fact. Grow up! Nick is the man I don’t care what any of you say. LOL!
I see all the ass shots and all I can think of is offering her my deep anal tissue massage service at no cost. Except she’s got to make me a sandwich afterwards.
she looks weird with no make-up..and seriously why do they even get their pics taken by the razzi….he hasnt been relevant since 98 degrees and she never was…theyre straight up z list…maybe the razzi was too
She’s attractive and her body’s pretty nice but she’s Philippino. No thanks.
His old hag is as fat as a house.
BEAUTIFUL!!
Id do a Peno. they age pretty good. You just have to get used to the “fingernails on chalk” voice.
All U guyz who don’t like her – maybe U should B lookin’ @ other guys, cuz she is ! smoking hot chic – I love this bitch!! Yea!!
“I’d eat a mile of her shit just 2 see where it came from”