Vanessa Hudgens Ironing Clothes in Her Underwear

June 15th, 2011 // 107 Comments

Sometimes literal headlines are the best headlines.

Here’s Vanessa Hudgens posing for the latest Candie’s ad campaign which is supposed to be a clothing line for teen girls, yet the marketing is aimed entirely at my penis. Seriously, they’ve nailed all four dude quadrants because we make all the money and want our daughters to iron clothes in their underwear? (Easy, Billy Ray Cyrus.) I have no clue, yet here’s each demographic perfectly catered to:

1. Misogynists who still think it’s 1955. “I forgot the starch. Please don’t punch me per your legal rights that old white people will look fondly back on as the pinnacle of American exceptionalism!”
2. Pedophiles. Try and fit that photo into any other category. You can’t.
3. Bukakke enthusiasts. “Oh, no, two percent, you’re spilling everywhere.”
4. Chubby-chasers. “Yeah, that’s right, eat ALL the frost- Wait, who keeps buying all this soda? You’re seeing a psychiatrist.”

Did I miss anybody? Because I’m pretty sure every single guy is at least one of those. For example, I’m half a four with a dash of one because I can’t fold a shirt to save my life.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. oneone

    first biatches

  2. oneone

    ooooh, nevermind that, i don’t like this chick……booooooo

  3. Really

    I don’t know if I’d call this ironing, so much as singeing.

  4. Vanessa Hudgens Underwear Candies Panties Bra
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve never seen someone smile so genuinely while mixing plaster for their own death mask in a rape basement.

  5. Is it just me, or does her face have significantly more features than is normal?

  6. Keith

    I won’t mind bending her over that ironing board, ripping off her panties, and pounding her like a jackhammer. Wouldn’t mind a bit.

    • Michael

      That’s because you’re a heterosexual male.

      • Chupacabra

        And we love heterosexual jackhammer banging around here.

      • OCI

        I don’t know, I’d like to think the first instance of arousal from the sight of a woman is not to have intercourse ‘like a jackhammer’ if I’m hetero. I’d like to keep up a good name for my persuasion by not having every other sexual thought linked to force or violent objectifying in some way.

  7. oneone

    why is she famous?…. she is less than average……. D minus

  8. Richard McBeef

    You forgot to include gay dudes in your list, unless they are covered by bukkake enthusiasts.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Awww, that’s cute.

  10. Cock Dr

    A fashion shoot where the model looks happy and is smiling.
    I love it. Who wants to go shoes shopping?

  11. Is this that chick that’s dating Justin Beebar???

  12. guess i’m a 3 in that list. can’t think of much else to do with this dummy besides fuck her and come on her face. besides tires peelin as i pretend i’m coming back with lattes. so over this bitch, tho if she ever does playboy i’ll probably buy a copy just to stick up the pages. for old times sake

  13. Rancid

    Why do chicks wear those ridiculous Gene Simmons platform shoes? It’s a buzz kill for me. I like small shoes that make their feet look pretty, not the fucking Exxon Valdez.

  14. I’d buy her underwear.

    • wonder if hollywood couldn’t solve child poverty from the money they’d raise if the hot ones always sold their undies after a few sweaty days. people used to pay small fortunes for a small cut off a sheet that elvis slept on.. used celebrity underwear–it’s about feeding the children!!!

    • AP

      She can afford her own.

  15. Larry

    A latino woman doing someone’s laundry. Interesting.

  16. I_HEART_HUCKABEES

    Pedophiles? What the fuck is wrong with you americans. She’s twenty-fucking-three, not thirteen. Not only is she old enough to fuck, vote and drink, she makes more money than god.

    • Jovy

      And yet she has no respect from anyone because that’s the price you pay for whoring yourself out and literally flashing your labia all over the internet.

    • Cardinal Fang

      You mistake us for the Japanese who like them young and wide-eyed, and in submissive poses.

      We like them furry and hippy.

  17. Turd Ferguson

    Show us that awesome Bush.

  18. This doesn’t even come close to the creative crescendo Candies hit, when their ad featured Jenny McCarthy taking a dump. I mean, who irons jeans? No one. Who goes poo? Everyone. What about an ad, where Vanessa is standing on a toilet shrieking, surrounded by tampons arranged on the floor to look like mice? Now that’s relatable. Girls are afraid of mice and they use tampons. It’s the double whammy. That’s how you write an ad.

  19. Let’s be honest, she has no goddamn idea what that thing on the ironing board is. I’ll bet that ten minutes before the photoshoot started, she was flying it around the room going “PEW! PEW! PEW!”

  20. Go Galt

    This is the look and posture of a proud whore. Grrl power indeed. Only she won’t look quite so cock-sure of herself in 10 years. Cougars are not cute.

  21. Venom

    Mmm, deelish.

    • larry

      Tight as a snare drum, I bet.

      Get the gettin’ while the gettin’s good. Soon enough, she go from being a latino getting paid to do pretend house chores to being a latino being paid to do real house chores.

  22. horn dog

    Aww, isn’t that cute. I love it when kids play dress-up and raid their mother’s makeup case.

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    OJ Simpson
    Commented on this photo:

    MMM…come to Daddy baby.

    You remind me of little Kim K. when I molested…errr…TAUGHT her about da birds and da beezzz.

  24. cc

    TIme for the good ole cc sturdiness test for that ironing board.

  25. Sledman

    She’s got man legs, just terrible. Always been her downfall in my opinion.

  26. Basil Pemberton, Esq.

    My estimation of her beauty is obviously less than hers

  27. Frank Burns

    Who would have guessed that the demographic for a Candie’s ad campaign would overlap almost 100% with the demographic of this site?

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    (splurgh)

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “ohh, oh! It’s, its a big cock squirting all over me! OMG!”

  30. Deacon Jones

    What if we qualify for 3.5 out of the 4 demographics? Maybe chubby chaser when I’m hammered. Do i get a prize or something?

    Shit, I spent 40 minutes looking at the half naked chciks on American Apparel’s website the other day. They truly have some stunners on there.

  31. terry

    This chick is a horrible actress with like 3 bombs in a row. Sucker Punch being the latest. She’ll end up back on the small screen in some slick, forensic/cop show where they solve murders in 53 minutes.

  32. vandal

    I’ve seen better legs on a fuckin’ coffee table.

  33. You guys are all nuts. I’m here to tell you that I would plow this girl so hard,she’d split like a piece of firewood.

  34. Mandy

    I always wear heels and dress like that when I’m doing housework. The thing is, Candies is generally targeted towards women. Does this make any women want to buy underwear? I think Vanessa is gorgeous, but she’s making a strange face in this picture.. I wonder why they chose it.

    • Deacon Jones

      Maybe they’re trying to subliminally suggest she’s getting “the shocker”?

      (lights pipe, leans back in chair)

    • The Listener

      Like Dreg said earlier Candie’s posted an ad once with Jenny McCarthy sitting on a toilet with her panties pulled down her legs to promote their shoes. That campaign got a lot of negative feedback from women and yet they did another ad with Jenny McCarthy on the toilet and Kelly Clarkson in the bathtub next to her feet dangling outside the tub while she’s wearing shoes.
      Their ads are supposed to be targeting women, but they clearly are designed to make men take a look as well.

    • TomFrank

      Do you iron your clothes in your underwear at least? C’mon, Mandy, inquiring minds want to know!

  35. i wouldn’t per say run after this. but i wouldn’t turn her down either.

  36. The Listener

    Fish, I don’t see how Vanessa’s photos could interest any pedophiles. She doesn’t look like any pre-adolescent child to me. That’s ALL WOMAN.
    I don’t get the chubby thing either. I like a woman who doesn’t look anorexic or bulimic.

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    Number 2
    Commented on this photo:

    Love the dude quadrants.

  38. Alex

    LOL, her father is Irish and her mom Asian you idiot.

  39. Sheppy

    I would.

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    castallare
    Commented on this photo:

    Honestly, who buys milk in glass bottles anymore? And where did she even get it from; that fridge is completely full of varied pink fluids.

  41. Underwear shots are useless if there’s an ironing board blocking the fun-half of the underwear.

  42. Anonymous

    Who the hell is Vanessa Hudgens?

  43. maeby

    So she’s ‘the help’?

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    Rebecca
    Commented on this photo:

    do her feet look monstrous to anyone else?

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    Stiff Shots
    Commented on this photo:

    Hi! I’m taking up a sperm collection for charity. Wanna contribute?

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    Stiff Shots
    Commented on this photo:

    “What’s that? Gloria Steinem just had a heart attack? Sweet!”

  47. Boobs Tittingham

    Yeah, what about the exploiters of cheap Mexican labor market?

  48. the captain

    when your career need a boost in america.
    ……….UNDRESS YOURSELF.

  49. feminist barbie

    alright i can one up this bitch: i iron naked!! com on ‘Nessa step it UP. represent.

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