With Photo Boy gone for the week, The Crap We Missed is taking a backseat seeing as he gives it the loving, dedicated touch it needs where as I mostly just poke at it for a few seconds and then make up excuses about it having been a really long time. Anyway, if you couldn’t tell Spring Breakers has been a goddamn treasure trove of ass cheeks and unmentionables, so here’s Vanessa Hudgens on set today where she wore insanely tight booty shorts before bending over and letting the paparazzi take pictures of her under-boob. Which is strange because I thought this movie was a fictional biography of Susan B. Anthony except everything looks pretty accurate to me. See? there’s Sojourner Truth with her ample white titties in a bikini. Just like real history!
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I miss Photoboy! :-)
Who ordered the reboot of Twin Peaks?
So like shes not fat anymore?
Its amazing that white trash is now officially mainstream. Thank you Miley Cyrus & MTV…I actually saw a girl dressed like this in a nice club this weekend & you could tell she was trying it as a fashion statement & not just a confused street walker that some how snuck past the door guy.
I give you Chris Brown, American Hero….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn2om3_4tzw
yep, she is able of fooling entire america, folks!!
wow, she looks like a trashy whore already. how old is she again? talk about dropping off a cliff……
“We’re gonna have to use more padding, Vanessa; you’re only a 4 on the Kardashian scale right now”
Wow, who’d have thought that Ashley Benson’s butt would be nicer than Vanessa Hudgens!?
I’d throw it in her.
Is that a bra or are they titoos?
dedicated whore
amazing!
I saw beach pixs of her and she ain’t got no titties or a goddamn ass.
I’m surprised they haven’t sh*t-canned the production of this movie yet. I can see the suckfest already and filming just started.
The studio should just save its money.
ugly rats, cover your asses you look dirty.
these girls are the epithome of skinny fat. thick midsections, no curves. i read somewhere that the waistlines are getting bigger, regardless of the size of the rest of a girl’s body. this is proof! scientific proof! (celebrity gossip sites are my biggets source of knowledge)
duhh.. biggest
she should have stayed with zac efron. she’s looked like crap since they split
the one in the pink top she’s eating her shorts
vanessa just getting the sand outta her twat
cmon guys if we were him we’d be doing the same we id probably be in jail lol
I’d do them both. It’d be fun to see them play with each other and finger one another’s buttholes to just as a bonus.
I’m having a hard time achieving a boner here.