With Photo Boy gone for the week, The Crap We Missed is taking a backseat seeing as he gives it the loving, dedicated touch it needs where as I mostly just poke at it for a few seconds and then make up excuses about it having been a really long time. Anyway, if you couldn’t tell Spring Breakers has been a goddamn treasure trove of ass cheeks and unmentionables, so here’s Vanessa Hudgens on set today where she wore insanely tight booty shorts before bending over and letting the paparazzi take pictures of her under-boob. Which is strange because I thought this movie was a fictional biography of Susan B. Anthony except everything looks pretty accurate to me. See? there’s Sojourner Truth with her ample white titties in a bikini. Just like real history!
Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News
“Acrtress?”
And quickly edited to say “actress”.
“Acrtress” was accurate.
FIRST: Zoom this one!
There’s going to be some uncomfortable moments in the theaters with the rampant masturbation taking place.
I might have to watch this movie… it will probably make it to Netflix streaming.
I think this movie was just e-mailed to my phone. That can’t bode well.
So, on the set of white trash….
“And the Oscar goes to…”
Wow. Somebody’s either infatuated or the world of celebrity photographs has gone gone dry.
Suddenly the job of “guy who fetches vanilla lattes” doesn’t sound so bad.
James Franco and Selena Gomez in a movie, fuck you.
This isn’t Crap We Missed, this is Tits We Already Done Seen.
Publicity photos every day for a movie that’s going to suck ass.
fuckin’ A.
They would still be making High School Musicals if she had been will to do this, THEN.
Her stomach is bigger than her tits.
uhhhhhhh yea. she should be on the biggest loser. shes a cow.
I just love how everyone comments on how fat people are when ………………they arent.
God Bless those American Thighs.
I thought this was Courtney Stodden at first…
“Be cool, nobody is looking at me…I’ll just slowly put my hand in my pocket…”
I guess I’m going to be asked to leave another movie theater for being “inappropriate”. If they would have told me before “The Professional” started, maybe it could have been avoided.
Genetics fail.
Practiced and rehearsed.
Fake.
“Cancel the sync on boot up, we don’t have time. It’s on set in three minutes.
Tila Tequilla does it better.
What a great job! I bet nobody asks that lady why SHE’S got twine and duct tape near hot women.
LOL!
You spelled Courtney Stodden wrong.
Yes, I thought it was her too, but then I realized that the camera poses weren’t nearly slutty enough.
+10
ill take the one of the left.
BREAK!
yes, the one on the left!
“So these girls are on spring break from high school, Catholic school…what’s the deal?”
pretty tiny tits considering that she is bending over in that one shot, such a disappointment
I like the one with underbewb, but I sure had to wade through a lot of crap to get there.
It’s so sweet that with all the over the top gonzo porn readily available on this daggone internet people will still hyperventilate over a glimpse of a starlet’s brasseried underboob.
I know. I can find a video of a woman getting double-fisted in the ass in under 15s. and yet this still gets a reaction. Ah, romance.
I want to have the sex now
Has this movie been made already? It’s called The Real World’s “REAL CANCUN?”
First Brandon goes missing and has to be replaced at short notice on Tyler Durden and then Photo Boy disappears and we’re left with this nonsense…. What are the odds?
Pippa?!?
(yes, it’s mine and I’m taking it back, thank you very much)
me las pego
I imagine this is what Ke$ha looks like in her own head, which is precisely why you shouldn’t practice the Jedi mind trick in the mirror.
Short fat hairy nipple mexican with no tits? doubt that
“These damn coin slots are always getting clogged up with quarters.”
i wish shed just do porn already… better yet id let her do me… if she asked me nicely or said no..
no tits just GTFO
Yo, Fish…
“The Crap We Missed” didn’t take a backseat. You fucking left it at the last rest stop!”
that’ll work [unzip]
And people said there was no upward mobility when Margaret started tying knots at Hooter.
This chick is so ugly she has to be at maximum whore to get by
I smell Oscar!
If by “Oscar,” you mean the Muppet who lives in a garbage can, then yes.
If this bitch was a porn star she would be an ugly porn star.
Thanks for zip-tying her clothes on.
From right to left:
“This movie’s gonna suck real bad, isn’t it?”
“Yep. Hold me.”
“Fuckin’ crabs.”
m = k/n
Where “m” is how good the movie will be and “n” is the number of promotional photos on TheSuperficial.
I thought it was Cameron Diaz.
All I see is a short fat chick with no tits and no ass, I don’t get what the pedos see in her.
well.. i’ve always thought she is kinda shaped like a chubby kid, so maybe that’s it?
This is what the movie’s about, huh? I suspect it will make whatever littleness is in Rush Limbaugh’s pants very happy.