Vanessa Hudgens Is A Dedicated Actress
(a.k.a. The Crap I Missed – Monday 3.12.12)

March 12th, 2012 // 87 Comments
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With Photo Boy gone for the week, The Crap We Missed is taking a backseat seeing as he gives it the loving, dedicated touch it needs where as I mostly just poke at it for a few seconds and then make up excuses about it having been a really long time. Anyway, if you couldn’t tell Spring Breakers has been a goddamn treasure trove of ass cheeks and unmentionables, so here’s Vanessa Hudgens on set today where she wore insanely tight booty shorts before bending over and letting the paparazzi take pictures of her under-boob. Which is strange because I thought this movie was a fictional biography of Susan B. Anthony except everything looks pretty accurate to me. See? there’s Sojourner Truth with her ample white titties in a bikini. Just like real history!

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News

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  1. Confusus

    “Acrtress?”

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    Austin (Danger) Powers
    Commented on this photo:

    FIRST: Zoom this one!

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    There’s going to be some uncomfortable moments in the theaters with the rampant masturbation taking place.

  4. Dan

    I might have to watch this movie… it will probably make it to Netflix streaming.

  5. I think this movie was just e-mailed to my phone. That can’t bode well.

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    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    “And the Oscar goes to…”

  7. Vanessa Hudgens Bra Booty Shorts Spring Breakers
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. Somebody’s either infatuated or the world of celebrity photographs has gone gone dry.

  8. Vanessa Hudgens Bra Booty Shorts Spring Breakers
    Commented on this photo:

    Suddenly the job of “guy who fetches vanilla lattes” doesn’t sound so bad.

  9. Gamercy

    James Franco and Selena Gomez in a movie, fuck you.

  10. Colin

    This isn’t Crap We Missed, this is Tits We Already Done Seen.

  11. Dan

    Publicity photos every day for a movie that’s going to suck ass.

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    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    They would still be making High School Musicals if she had been will to do this, THEN.

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    Kenny
    Commented on this photo:

    Her stomach is bigger than her tits.

    • tod

      uhhhhhhh yea. she should be on the biggest loser. shes a cow.
      I just love how everyone comments on how fat people are when ………………they arent.

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    Bobu
    Commented on this photo:

    God Bless those American Thighs.

  15. Vanessa Hudgens Bra Booty Shorts Spring Breakers
    Katie
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought this was Courtney Stodden at first…

  16. Vanessa Hudgens Bra Booty Shorts Spring Breakers
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    “Be cool, nobody is looking at me…I’ll just slowly put my hand in my pocket…”

  17. I guess I’m going to be asked to leave another movie theater for being “inappropriate”. If they would have told me before “The Professional” started, maybe it could have been avoided.

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    pete
    Commented on this photo:

    Genetics fail.

  19. Vanessa Hudgens Bra Booty Shorts Spring Breakers
    Disney
    Commented on this photo:

    Practiced and rehearsed.

  20. Vanessa Hudgens Bra Booty Shorts Spring Breakers
    Butters
    Commented on this photo:

    Fake.

  21. Vanessa Hudgens Bra Booty Shorts Spring Breakers
    Jenkins
    Commented on this photo:

    “Cancel the sync on boot up, we don’t have time. It’s on set in three minutes.

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    mcfly
    Commented on this photo:

    Tila Tequilla does it better.

  23. Vanessa Hudgens Bra Booty Shorts Spring Breakers
    Commented on this photo:

    What a great job! I bet nobody asks that lady why SHE’S got twine and duct tape near hot women.

  24. Drew

    You spelled Courtney Stodden wrong.

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    ill take the one of the left.

    BREAK!

  26. Vanessa Hudgens Bra Booty Shorts Spring Breakers
    Jon Hex
    Commented on this photo:

    “So these girls are on spring break from high school, Catholic school…what’s the deal?”

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    turd da third
    Commented on this photo:

    pretty tiny tits considering that she is bending over in that one shot, such a disappointment

  28. it had to be said

    I like the one with underbewb, but I sure had to wade through a lot of crap to get there.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s so sweet that with all the over the top gonzo porn readily available on this daggone internet people will still hyperventilate over a glimpse of a starlet’s brasseried underboob.

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    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to have the sex now

  31. vgirly

    Has this movie been made already? It’s called The Real World’s “REAL CANCUN?”

  32. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    First Brandon goes missing and has to be replaced at short notice on Tyler Durden and then Photo Boy disappears and we’re left with this nonsense…. What are the odds?

  33. Vanessa Hudgens Bra Booty Shorts Spring Breakers
    Commented on this photo:

    Pippa?!?

    (yes, it’s mine and I’m taking it back, thank you very much)

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    chucut
    Commented on this photo:

    me las pego

  35. bribios

    I imagine this is what Ke$ha looks like in her own head, which is precisely why you shouldn’t practice the Jedi mind trick in the mirror.

  36. Vanessa Hudgens Bra Booty Shorts Spring Breakers
    Commented on this photo:

    “These damn coin slots are always getting clogged up with quarters.”

  37. onos

    i wish shed just do porn already… better yet id let her do me… if she asked me nicely or said no..

  38. Dale

    no tits just GTFO

  39. Yo, Fish…

    “The Crap We Missed” didn’t take a backseat. You fucking left it at the last rest stop!”

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    old perv
    Commented on this photo:

    that’ll work [unzip]

  41. Vanessa Hudgens Bra Booty Shorts Spring Breakers
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    And people said there was no upward mobility when Margaret started tying knots at Hooter.

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    ktulu
    Commented on this photo:

    This chick is so ugly she has to be at maximum whore to get by

  43. tlmck

    I smell Oscar!

  44. Timmy

    If this bitch was a porn star she would be an ugly porn star.

  45. Vanessa Hudgens Bra Booty Shorts Spring Breakers
    Commented on this photo:

    Thanks for zip-tying her clothes on.

  46. Vanessa Hudgens Bra Booty Shorts Spring Breakers
    Commented on this photo:

    From right to left:
    “This movie’s gonna suck real bad, isn’t it?”
    “Yep. Hold me.”
    “Fuckin’ crabs.”

  47. Vanessa Hudgens Bra Booty Shorts Spring Breakers
    Commented on this photo:

    m = k/n

    Where “m” is how good the movie will be and “n” is the number of promotional photos on TheSuperficial.

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    Sin
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought it was Cameron Diaz.

  49. Vanessa Hudgens Bra Booty Shorts Spring Breakers
    Dre
    Commented on this photo:

    All I see is a short fat chick with no tits and no ass, I don’t get what the pedos see in her.

  50. Vanessa Hudgens Bra Booty Shorts Spring Breakers
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    This is what the movie’s about, huh? I suspect it will make whatever littleness is in Rush Limbaugh’s pants very happy.

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