Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joy and majesty of 2011, and more importantly, give me an extra two posts to phone in so I can sit around thumbing my Christmas loot.
APRIL
Every April, hundreds of rich, white kids slap on name brand clothes and flock to Coachella to pretend they’re wacky, anti-establishment hippies sticking it to The Man. (Read: Their dad who’s footing the bill.) This includes celebrities like Vanessa Hudgens who have nothing but time and money on their hands, so why not experiment with Molly or whatever the hell the white stuff is she’s rubbing into her mouth? While the obvious assumption would be it’s just salad dressing, her publicist actually tried to pass it off as white chocolate because there’s nothing like a bag of hot, melted confectionaries in the sweltering heat. I bet she ate it after a steaming bowl of soup then commented how heat exhaustion isn’t fun “unless you force it.”
Posted: 4.18.2011
Original Post: Vanessa Hudgens Got Wasted at Coachella
Photos: Pacific Coast News
The Man is short for “The Management”.
you know, after smoking pot you really want to eat, even if it is a little piece of withe choclate that has been in your purse since forever…
PS: THE MANagment? didn’t know, thanks!
.the Cartels find alway’s new way’s for smuggling cocaine, folks.
pssst: SPERM IS QUITE THE SAME COLLOR.
Of course it’s salad dressing. After all, isn’t this is Coachella, and the big carrot festival therein?
It looks like cupcake frosting to me. I don’t understand why people think this is drugs, unless it is edibles, but that means ANYTHING could be called drugs. Tea, butter, honey, suckers, brownies, etc.
Dunno wtf it is, but its clearly not coke.
Exactly, only an idiot would think it is drugs.
I don’t know anyone that ingests cocaine or any other drug that looks like that by eating it and eating it in paste form.
Tastes distinctly Canadian!
hungarianprincess is gay
Good for you Vanessa!