BEST OF 2011: Vanessa Hudgens Got High On ‘White Chocolate’

Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joy and majesty of 2011, and more importantly, give me an extra two posts to phone in so I can sit around thumbing my Christmas loot.


Every April, hundreds of rich, white kids slap on name brand clothes and flock to Coachella to pretend they’re wacky, anti-establishment hippies sticking it to The Man. (Read: Their dad who’s footing the bill.) This includes celebrities like Vanessa Hudgens who have nothing but time and money on their hands, so why not experiment with Molly or whatever the hell the white stuff is she’s rubbing into her mouth? While the obvious assumption would be it’s just salad dressing, her publicist actually tried to pass it off as white chocolate because there’s nothing like a bag of hot, melted confectionaries in the sweltering heat. I bet she ate it after a steaming bowl of soup then commented how heat exhaustion isn’t fun “unless you force it.”

Posted: 4.18.2011

Original Post: Vanessa Hudgens Got Wasted at Coachella

Photos: Pacific Coast News