Vanessa Hudgens’ Rep: ‘She Was Eating White Chocolate’

April 19th, 2011 // 35 Comments

White. Chocolate. Via E! News:

The Sucker Punch star, who hasn’t always had the best luck when it comes to photos being posted online, was snapped relaxing on the grass at the Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival, where at one point she reached into a little bag and then leaned forward to lick a white substance off her fingers.
Hudgens’ rep assures E! News that the gooey (the weather was indeed hot in the desert over the weekend) substance was just white chocolate.

Full Disclosure: I was honestly on the fence about this whole thing because in one shot Vanessa Hudgens was seen holding a salad, so it could’ve just as easily been dressing. But white chocolate? That’s the excuse her people came up with? Jesus. Now I’m even more convinced she was doing Molly or whatever you kids are calling ecstasy now. That or she was brushing her teeth at a hippie festival and should be shunned as such. “Yo, this bitch is practicing oral hygiene! She ain’t one of us! Sandal her! SANDAL HER TO HELL!” *forms a drum circle instead*

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News


  1. Desmond

    Nice acid wash jean shorts – I didn’t know that hippies wore those. Fucking losers.

  2. James

    I love it when all these people try to impress everyone with their supposed vast knowledge of various drugs. Just googled it, didn’t you!?! Congratulations, you all get the a-hole of the day award. She’s obviously yelling “Look at me. Look at me!” while everyone around her is wondering what’s her problem.

  3. 8UPforlife

    not mdma, from someone who has been doing since it was legal.

  4. Vanessa Hudgens Drugs Coachella
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    Clearly nothing but a chocolate high.

  5. Vanessa Hudgens Drugs Coachella
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    White Chocolate’s a new drug out by Usher. 1 part MDMA, 4 parts Beiber Jizz..

  6. Mike

    It’s not a drug know to us regular people. Fucking Hollywood is supplying its starlets with drugs we can only imagine. That’s why Charile Sheen can test clean and still be wasted out of his mind. We need redistribution, Obama, and we need it now!

  7. Bill

    It is probably marijuana frosting. It’s amazing all of the yummy things that you can make with marijuana!

  8. Vanessa Hudgens Drugs Coachella
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    Goddamn hippies…

  9. the captain

    NOOOOOOO, you stupid!!
    giggle giggle, titter titter: YOU HAVE TO SNORE THE WHITE STUFF!!

  10. Vanessa Hudgens Drugs Coachella
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    This reminds me of some dark chocolate I ate a burning man. A handy carrier agent for magic mushrooms.

  11. lynnguppy

    looks like some kind gobi frosting to me.

  12. Bozo

    Molly = LAME

    Ketamine is where it’s at.

  13. Vanessa Hudgens Drugs Coachella
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    I find it hard to believe a sober person would be dancing with whatever that thing is next to her..

  14. Well reading these comments, I’ve learned two things:
    1.) Holy Hell there are a lot of fucking drug users reading The Superficial (FYI-arguing over semantics of proper drug usage doesn’t make you an enlightened individual, it makes you a crackhead)
    2.) I never thought it would be possible to feel so old and out of touch with the world at the ripe old age of 22.

  15. She was eating chocolate. I was sitting next to her. In other news: Isn’t she 17 or 18? How did she get the Heinekken wrist band?? There are signs everywhere that state serving to minors will get you ejected from the event. Guess that doesn’t apply to “celebrities”.

  16. NVG

    Who knows, this might be something new, like wasabi coke.

    The PR just doesn’t want to preempt the product launching.

  17. smarterthanyouall

    Its kava. Look it up!!!!

  18. Damian

    It’s molly, she licked her finger and dipped it in the bag. It’s much easier than trying to rip a line at an outdoor festival. Also, it wears off after a couple of hours, so she could easily be doing shots later on in the day. How about you folks get educated about drugs instead of harassing and insulting people that can balance work and play?

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