Vanessa Hudgens Got Wasted at Coachella

April 18th, 2011 // 105 Comments

Let’s put it this way: The easiest question to answer at this point would be, What didn’t Vanessa Hudgens do at Coachella? When she wasn’t wearing a bikini and rubbing a white substance from a baggie in her mouth, she was downing shots as her new 18-year-old boyfriend Josh Hutcherson stood in the background patiently waiting for the naked pictures to start. Which raises another question: Could she have found a more nondescript, pale white kid to bring with her? Christ, he looks like a French horn player at band camp who wants everyone to know he just learned “Santeria” on his acoustic. Which is impressive because it takes a special talent to make Zac Efron look like a hardass. Now there’s a guy who wouldn’t pop a boner just looking at Vanessa in a bikini. Or even naked. He’s that good.

UPDATE: And here comes the bullshit…

Photos: Pacific Coast News

superficial

  1. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    Mary
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s such a bad influence on Josh!!!

  2. TyroneBiggums

    I banged her behind a McDonald’s in Fresno.

  3. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    Haha, silly boy. The diseases you’ll catch from those people aren’t airborne.

  4. Tanya

    That is 100% MDMA/MOLLY!!! It looks like “paste” because she licked her finger then stuck it in the bag. That is a really big dip. prob 1/10 of G

    • Tanya

      Oh and the reason it isn’t crystally aka mdma “shard” is because she bought it in powdered form. They just crush them down to make powder and that is what you get when you buy molly 99% of the time.

  5. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    Joe
    Commented on this photo:

    NOT drugs. Durh, SW.

  6. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    chickeninabox
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like he is hitting her from behind while she munches on an olive.

  7. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    Simon
    Commented on this photo:

    Sheesh. It’s frosting from a Cinnabon.

  8. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    Cbomb
    Commented on this photo:

    Liquid cocaine.

  9. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    blt
    Commented on this photo:

    eleven dollars for a shot of Jack Daniels?! Is this Canada?!

  10. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    snapdragon
    Commented on this photo:

    omg, calm down, it’s fun dip.

  11. Hank

    That’s dick’s cheese…

  12. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    Hank
    Commented on this photo:

    Dick cheese

  13. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    Mia
    Commented on this photo:

    The dude has a boner…

  14. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    effie
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks like it’s spooge or betty crocker vanilla icing.
    Both probably more horrible than actual drugs

  15. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    molly
    Commented on this photo:

    thats quite the fun dip. kudos

    nom nom nom

  16. Dick Douche, Private Eye

    This all just goes to prove my theory — the guy with the drugs always gets the girl.

  17. Donald

    Like Michael said Josh might be snorting on a dudes dick one day.. lol

  18. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    allison
    Commented on this photo:

    MOLLY !!! She found Molly!!!!

  19. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Herpes treatment.

  20. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ugh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huhh.”

  21. DumbDumb

    I dont care what this greasy bitch is doing, it would never matter.

    She is annoying precisely because she is ugly, very very ugly, like an ugly version of Eddie Van Halen, (sorry Eddie) she is very masculine. She’ll be doing escort if they can find some blind Johns with no sense of smell.

  22. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    john
    Commented on this photo:

    So, where does it show her wasted? Like snapdragon says, calm down.

  23. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    Commented on this photo:

    Anal Scarf Ninja is seriously dedicated to his craft.

  24. cc

    Just imagine the velocity with which you could remove those pants.

  25. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    castallare
    Commented on this photo:

    ZOMG! SHE’S EATING!?!?! In PUBLIC?!? She must be hammered!

  26. kj

    TOOTHPASTE!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    Commented on this photo:

    her stomach looks like one of those key chains you put your boat keys on so they float when you drop them in the lake.

  28. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    James
    Commented on this photo:

    Molly = LAME. The 90s are over, find a new drug.

  29. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    McFeely Smackup
    Commented on this photo:

    it was my dried cum

  30. what?

    when did people start eating blow?

  31. DON BROWN

    JUST WANTED TO STOP BY AND SAY HELLO….LONG TIME LISTENER…LOVE YOUR MORNING BANTER….MAKES MY DAY AND GETS ME GOING…..WHAT ELSE AT 70 YEARS OLD DOES…LISTENING AGAIN MON. LONG TIME LISTENER,FIRST E/MAIL….DON

  32. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    scott
    Commented on this photo:

    its definitely mali. it be a waste to stick that blow in your mouth just for a numby. thata girl!

  33. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    pissoffgayhungarianprincess
    Commented on this photo:

    hungarianprincess is gay

  34. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    JUAREZ
    Commented on this photo:

    Good for you Vanessa!

Leave A Comment