Let’s put it this way: The easiest question to answer at this point would be, What didn’t Vanessa Hudgens do at Coachella? When she wasn’t wearing a bikini and rubbing a white substance from a baggie in her mouth, she was downing shots as her new 18-year-old boyfriend Josh Hutcherson stood in the background patiently waiting for the naked pictures to start. Which raises another question: Could she have found a more nondescript, pale white kid to bring with her? Christ, he looks like a French horn player at band camp who wants everyone to know he just learned “Santeria” on his acoustic. Which is impressive because it takes a special talent to make Zac Efron look like a hardass. Now there’s a guy who wouldn’t pop a boner just looking at Vanessa in a bikini. Or even naked. He’s that good.
UPDATE: And here comes the bullshit…
Photos: Pacific Coast News
She’s such a bad influence on Josh!!!
I banged her behind a McDonald’s in Fresno.
Haha, silly boy. The diseases you’ll catch from those people aren’t airborne.
That is 100% MDMA/MOLLY!!! It looks like “paste” because she licked her finger then stuck it in the bag. That is a really big dip. prob 1/10 of G
Oh and the reason it isn’t crystally aka mdma “shard” is because she bought it in powdered form. They just crush them down to make powder and that is what you get when you buy molly 99% of the time.
NOT drugs. Durh, SW.
He looks like he is hitting her from behind while she munches on an olive.
Sheesh. It’s frosting from a Cinnabon.
Liquid cocaine.
eleven dollars for a shot of Jack Daniels?! Is this Canada?!
omg, calm down, it’s fun dip.
That’s dick’s cheese…
Dick cheese
The dude has a boner…
Who ordered the 2×4? Got it right here in the front of my pants!!
It looks like it’s spooge or betty crocker vanilla icing.
Both probably more horrible than actual drugs
thats quite the fun dip. kudos
nom nom nom
This all just goes to prove my theory — the guy with the drugs always gets the girl.
In my day it was a bottle of straight rum. Yes, I am a million years old.
Like Michael said Josh might be snorting on a dudes dick one day.. lol
MOLLY !!! She found Molly!!!!
Herpes treatment.
“Ugh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huhh.”
I dont care what this greasy bitch is doing, it would never matter.
She is annoying precisely because she is ugly, very very ugly, like an ugly version of Eddie Van Halen, (sorry Eddie) she is very masculine. She’ll be doing escort if they can find some blind Johns with no sense of smell.
So, where does it show her wasted? Like snapdragon says, calm down.
Anal Scarf Ninja is seriously dedicated to his craft.
Just imagine the velocity with which you could remove those pants.
ZOMG! SHE’S EATING!?!?! In PUBLIC?!? She must be hammered!
TOOTHPASTE!!!!!!!!!!!
her stomach looks like one of those key chains you put your boat keys on so they float when you drop them in the lake.
Molly = LAME. The 90s are over, find a new drug.
Im bringing lsd back
it was my dried cum
when did people start eating blow?
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its definitely mali. it be a waste to stick that blow in your mouth just for a numby. thata girl!
hungarianprincess is gay
Good for you Vanessa!