Let’s put it this way: The easiest question to answer at this point would be, What didn’t Vanessa Hudgens do at Coachella? When she wasn’t wearing a bikini and rubbing a white substance from a baggie in her mouth, she was downing shots as her new 18-year-old boyfriend Josh Hutcherson stood in the background patiently waiting for the naked pictures to start. Which raises another question: Could she have found a more nondescript, pale white kid to bring with her? Christ, he looks like a French horn player at band camp who wants everyone to know he just learned “Santeria” on his acoustic. Which is impressive because it takes a special talent to make Zac Efron look like a hardass. Now there’s a guy who wouldn’t pop a boner just looking at Vanessa in a bikini. Or even naked. He’s that good.
UPDATE: And here comes the bullshit…
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Pretend hippies with digital cameras! Yay!
Second!!!
“How do you use this with your clothes on?”
Cocaine – You are doing it wrong…
HA! That’s my ex’s camera right there! I KNEW it was the Phillipino maid who took it all along.
Score!!!!the best comment ever!
I asked him why he never fucked her (she’s kinda cute) and he said “It’s kind of awkward. She scraps the shit stains off my toilet” and now this…
you are very insecure to comment on this race/class difference as a reason for him not doing the deed. obviously, she would have rejected him even if he tried. obviously, you were jealous of these feelings your former partner had for his maid. pathetic. classic colonial syndrome on a smaller scale.
translation: vanessa hudgens is hotter than you and you know it. LOL
BWAH HA HAAA!!! I didn’t make any race – class difference, that’s exactly why I asked him that question. It was what he said, not me. ;-)
But no worries, now your extensive family got the cam, you are welcome to use it. I got him a new one anyways.
Nah, that’s not coke. Semen?
Looks like toothpaste.
I’l take the rapists for $500 Alex
I think what happens at Coachella (whatever) should stay there…
people are getting tired of all this GIGGLING & TITTERING!!
Damn this bitch is ugly
Loony you’re most likely a 12 year old that’s never had pussy in your life. Shut up.
she is Just enjoying ..i love her.
she just eating so many people and paps are there.
waching her…anyway i love seeing her enjoying rather done worrying about anybody like you.
looks like hummus
What a waste of perfectly good cocaine. This is criminal!
Please change your name, it ruins my day every time I see it.
like icing?
And she’s not naked, shocker!
It looks like toothpaste to me. Consistency, the fact that she’s putting it in her mouth. She’s a Disney kid, they should damn well know how to work cocaine.
Having done about 2 years salary worth of blow in my early 20s, I assumed she was doing a “gummie” from the bag, until I saw those pics.
That shit looks like icing or toothpaste or something. Maybe she’s rolling.
Yeah couldn’t help but notice it was pasty rather than powdery. No idea what these crazy kids are doing these days, but that does not look like cocaine to me.
It’s called “finger dipping”…it’s powdered MDMA.. very common way to ingest…lick your finger dip it in baggy…
She’s eating Crisco, because she needs to gain weight
she was eating a salad or something in one of those plastic containers.. white substance? it looks like mayonnaise…
It’s not cocaine. It’s molly/mdma/extacy
Why the fuck would they sell it in a paste?
I’d rather take a pill than suck paste off my dirt covered hands sitting in the mud.
What the hell is Molly?
Oooo, look at me. I’ve got 5 billion in the bank but I’ve chosen to dress homeless just to look fashionable and give people semi-boners.
Ugly hands.
i bet her vagina smells like Pixie Sticks. And rainbows.
Yet another reject straight out of the cast of “Hair”.
Ugh, I hate hippie chicks.
It….looks like yogurt. Who buys yogurt in a dime bag?!
Liquid coke
That’s Molly she’s putting in her mouth and I bet she fucked the hell out of that kid later that night. Good for him!
What am I looking at here? Did she also get a colonoscopy at Coachella?
What a poser! Hippies don’t use toothpaste, Duh!
thats just her good friend molly
Finger dippin good!
That is not MDMA. MDMA crystals look like off white sugar crystals. And they taste really bitter on the front of your tongue, you difinitely wouldn’t suck your finger like that. The more I look at those pictures the more it looks like it probably is only some food she was eating.
Yup. Sounds like all those who claim that is MDMA have never actually SEEN it, let alone know anything about the form it comes in and why… If you’re getting your molly (which is pure MDMA) like that you seriously got ripped off.
come and get me!
feelin alright??
sorry, i got a little wet
you’re welcome.
“you difinitely wouldn’t suck your finger like that.”
umm you’re wrong. and learn to spell
“And they taste really bitter on the front of your tongue”
n00b
You guys are stupid. she was eating some food, there are other pics and she’s clearly eating something from a containing and licking her fingers. dumb
You are stupid if you don’t think that is molli. Noob.
YOU are the stupid one. I loves me some drugs and that ain’t no molly. I’ve never seen a drug in paste form.
josh is not her boyfriend
she didnt do drugs
so fuck off with your hate feelings -.-
Sorry Vanessa.
I’m glad you thought ahead, but you’re gonna need more than a bandana to not catch any of Vanessa’s diseases.
i hope this photographer got a sh*tload of money for these photos. she is definately using some sort of drugs. why would a celeb be this stupid, or is this on purpose to taunt her ex and show him what for?
I find it hilarious that she’s on the cover of this month’s shape magazine with six pack abs and a quote claiming when she started working out she could ONLY deadlift 135 lbs. All these pictures prove to me is that she’s full of sh*t and obvi skinny fat.
I think it’s toothpaste. You put it on your tongue when you’re breath stinks….mom taught me that.
I’ve never seen anyone do that much glint before.
sorry uncle paul, there are plenty of hot hippies. and apparently some ex-disney stars who like molly. i’d hit it, feed it some e and hit it again!
you just rub it…on your lips
Josh Hutcherson was a pretty successful child actor, and he’s gonna be doing the voice for Spider-Man in the upcoming “Ultimate Spider-Man” animated series. And J.K. Simmons is reprising his role as J. Jonah Jameson. So, I wouldn’t harp too much on Josh just yet. Wait until he’s caught snorting heroin on some guy’s cock.
Don’t all girls keep an extra bag of Semen in their bags?
molly.
is the chick taking a drag pregnant?
Mawldawg’d