Vanessa Hudgens Got Wasted at Coachella

April 18th, 2011 // 105 Comments

Let’s put it this way: The easiest question to answer at this point would be, What didn’t Vanessa Hudgens do at Coachella? When she wasn’t wearing a bikini and rubbing a white substance from a baggie in her mouth, she was downing shots as her new 18-year-old boyfriend Josh Hutcherson stood in the background patiently waiting for the naked pictures to start. Which raises another question: Could she have found a more nondescript, pale white kid to bring with her? Christ, he looks like a French horn player at band camp who wants everyone to know he just learned “Santeria” on his acoustic. Which is impressive because it takes a special talent to make Zac Efron look like a hardass. Now there’s a guy who wouldn’t pop a boner just looking at Vanessa in a bikini. Or even naked. He’s that good.

UPDATE: And here comes the bullshit…

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. kak

    Pretend hippies with digital cameras! Yay!

  2. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    Peoplewhosayfirstarefucked!!!
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    Second!!!

  3. “How do you use this with your clothes on?”

  4. Cocaine – You are doing it wrong…

  5. Doc Schweinstrudel

    HA! That’s my ex’s camera right there! I KNEW it was the Phillipino maid who took it all along.

    • Score!!!!the best comment ever!

      • Doc Schweinstrudel

        I asked him why he never fucked her (she’s kinda cute) and he said “It’s kind of awkward. She scraps the shit stains off my toilet” and now this…

      • angel

        you are very insecure to comment on this race/class difference as a reason for him not doing the deed. obviously, she would have rejected him even if he tried. obviously, you were jealous of these feelings your former partner had for his maid. pathetic. classic colonial syndrome on a smaller scale.

        translation: vanessa hudgens is hotter than you and you know it. LOL

      • Doc Schweinstrudel

        BWAH HA HAAA!!! I didn’t make any race – class difference, that’s exactly why I asked him that question. It was what he said, not me. ;-)
        But no worries, now your extensive family got the cam, you are welcome to use it. I got him a new one anyways.

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    Nikita
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    Nah, that’s not coke. Semen?

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    zithro
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    Looks like toothpaste.

  8. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
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    I’l take the rapists for $500 Alex

  9. Jo-Anne

    I think what happens at Coachella (whatever) should stay there…

  10. the captain

    people are getting tired of all this GIGGLING & TITTERING!!

  11. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn this bitch is ugly

  12. yets

    she is Just enjoying ..i love her.
    she just eating so many people and paps are there.
    waching her…anyway i love seeing her enjoying rather done worrying about anybody like you.

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    Maeby
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    looks like hummus

  14. Snooki's Taint

    What a waste of perfectly good cocaine. This is criminal!

  15. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    Caustic
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    like icing?

  16. dani

    And she’s not naked, shocker!

  17. mmmbop

    It looks like toothpaste to me. Consistency, the fact that she’s putting it in her mouth. She’s a Disney kid, they should damn well know how to work cocaine.

  18. Deacon Jones

    Having done about 2 years salary worth of blow in my early 20s, I assumed she was doing a “gummie” from the bag, until I saw those pics.

    That shit looks like icing or toothpaste or something. Maybe she’s rolling.

    • Sizzle

      Yeah couldn’t help but notice it was pasty rather than powdery. No idea what these crazy kids are doing these days, but that does not look like cocaine to me.

      • phil

        It’s called “finger dipping”…it’s powdered MDMA.. very common way to ingest…lick your finger dip it in baggy…

    • rican

      She’s eating Crisco, because she needs to gain weight

  19. yawn

    she was eating a salad or something in one of those plastic containers.. white substance? it looks like mayonnaise…

  20. richard dixon

    It’s not cocaine. It’s molly/mdma/extacy

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    The Ugly Truth
    Commented on this photo:

    Oooo, look at me. I’ve got 5 billion in the bank but I’ve chosen to dress homeless just to look fashionable and give people semi-boners.

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    Ponkur
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    Ugly hands.

  23. i bet her vagina smells like Pixie Sticks. And rainbows.

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    uncle paul
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    Yet another reject straight out of the cast of “Hair”.

    Ugh, I hate hippie chicks.

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    Laffy
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    It….looks like yogurt. Who buys yogurt in a dime bag?!

  26. misterfister

    That’s Molly she’s putting in her mouth and I bet she fucked the hell out of that kid later that night. Good for him!

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    KC
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    What am I looking at here? Did she also get a colonoscopy at Coachella?

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    Jill_Ess
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    What a poser! Hippies don’t use toothpaste, Duh!

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    jb
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    thats just her good friend molly

  30. gobo

    That is not MDMA. MDMA crystals look like off white sugar crystals. And they taste really bitter on the front of your tongue, you difinitely wouldn’t suck your finger like that. The more I look at those pictures the more it looks like it probably is only some food she was eating.

    • Jillia

      Yup. Sounds like all those who claim that is MDMA have never actually SEEN it, let alone know anything about the form it comes in and why… If you’re getting your molly (which is pure MDMA) like that you seriously got ripped off.

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    molly
    Commented on this photo:

    come and get me!

  32. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    molly
    Commented on this photo:

    feelin alright??

  33. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    molly
    Commented on this photo:

    sorry, i got a little wet

  34. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    molly
    Commented on this photo:

    you’re welcome.

  35. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    molly
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    “you difinitely wouldn’t suck your finger like that.”

    umm you’re wrong. and learn to spell

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    molly
    Commented on this photo:

    “And they taste really bitter on the front of your tongue”

    n00b

  37. ashton

    You guys are stupid. she was eating some food, there are other pics and she’s clearly eating something from a containing and licking her fingers. dumb

  38. hookmeup

    josh is not her boyfriend
    she didnt do drugs

    so fuck off with your hate feelings -.-

  39. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m glad you thought ahead, but you’re gonna need more than a bandana to not catch any of Vanessa’s diseases.

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    mog
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    i hope this photographer got a sh*tload of money for these photos. she is definately using some sort of drugs. why would a celeb be this stupid, or is this on purpose to taunt her ex and show him what for?

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    Xtal
    Commented on this photo:

    I find it hilarious that she’s on the cover of this month’s shape magazine with six pack abs and a quote claiming when she started working out she could ONLY deadlift 135 lbs. All these pictures prove to me is that she’s full of sh*t and obvi skinny fat.

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    Liz
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    I think it’s toothpaste. You put it on your tongue when you’re breath stinks….mom taught me that.

  43. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    carnlsn
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    I’ve never seen anyone do that much glint before.

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    glace neuf
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    sorry uncle paul, there are plenty of hot hippies. and apparently some ex-disney stars who like molly. i’d hit it, feed it some e and hit it again!

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    glace neuf
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    you just rub it…on your lips

  46. Michael

    Josh Hutcherson was a pretty successful child actor, and he’s gonna be doing the voice for Spider-Man in the upcoming “Ultimate Spider-Man” animated series. And J.K. Simmons is reprising his role as J. Jonah Jameson. So, I wouldn’t harp too much on Josh just yet. Wait until he’s caught snorting heroin on some guy’s cock.

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    BOBBO
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    Don’t all girls keep an extra bag of Semen in their bags?

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    daeb
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    molly.

  49. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    T1
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    is the chick taking a drag pregnant?

  50. Vanessa Hudgens Cocaine Drugs Coachella Bikini Ecstasy MDMA Molly
    JustTheDude
    Commented on this photo:

    Mawldawg’d

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