Here’s Vanessa Hudgens and Austin Butler (?) in Hawaii yesterday because apparently it’s that magical time of the year when Marijuana Spring gives way to White Chocolate Winter. Also, we don’t post near enough pics of celebrities looking frighteningly happy giving underwater handjobs. I always say I’m going to, but honestly, my heart just wasn’t in it. That changes today.
Photos: Splash News
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Curves in all the right places. Red is her color.
what curves? shes straight up and down..that wide waist and no hips. gross body!
Are you high or retarded?
this is selena gomez in 5 years
I think Selena will fair a lot better than Miss Pudgins here. At least Selena has some boobage.
Selena has nice legs, nice tits, and a pretty face. Vanessa has none of the above.
It must be nice to get some after all those dry teenaged years as a Disney beard.
he doesn’t look that into her lol
Nothing to see here folks, move it along
Is that a happy handjob face?
Meh, these pics are not doing nothing for me. I would still love to do her though.
Would love to see her Bieber
He’s a buttaface.
buttface.
She had him waxed before this photoshoot.
Vanessa has worked hard to burn off the pudge. Well done.
The Hoff has bigger moobs than this gal.
Cute. I’d rate it half a boner.
She looks like a chubby 14 year old in these pics.
please pay attention here, folks.
A BELLY IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME!!
gross-looks like she has a Stay Puft nipple too
Is this that little British girl who sings “Super Bass” on YouTube? I love her!
you just know this girl would friggin destroy your penis
If you were that lucky.
Such a pretty face with such a disappointing body.
Where are the curves!?
Her FUPA is growing in nicely
That’s funny! But is so hot.
She is so hot. She looks great.
Basically child porn! Yea that;s right I said it. If you are getting excited over the way this girl looks in a bikini then it is safe to say you’re one day away from getting caught showing up at some teens house with a box of wine by Chris Hansen
Umm she’s like 21, how is that pedophilia?
WOW Disney sure was right! That waxing thing really does make them look younger. Now her and Miley Cyrus can get back to doing what they do best, and by doing I mean sending naked pictures and grinding on a pole for Papa Ray. And by best i mean sluttiest
Maybe if I give him a hand quickie in public people will forgot about those pictures I sent out. Nice thinking Vanessa! This is how everyone gets to the top, right Lindsay?
Yayy! Hahaha! Do you like when I tickle the balls! Woo hoo! This is so fun!
No! You’re doing it wrong! We have to have sex UNDER water so that it can be PG-13. Still gotta keep my fan base duh!
Uh oh! My hands are completely empty! I wish I had a phallus I can play with. Possible under water? But where oh where can I find one. hmmmm…..
Chubby yet curveless.
cough, cough … damn it, another hairball
a little more to the left…. ah, there it goes …
Hahahahahahaha
She’s got the body of a 14 year old that you have to take sideways glances at.
She has a cute figure. At least she’s not bony like Taylor Swift or has fake boobs like that Courtney chick.
her body is atrocious… absolutely nothing to look at, and she’s ugly too
Meh. She doesn’t look bad, but I’m not particularly impressed.
Anyone else see the guy’s head underwater behind Vanessa? LMFAO
“just got done suking a dick”i no how you fell “anyone want they dick sucked leave your name and number i chek this page every day” FELLING NASTY LIKE FREAK 24/7 ;)
She’s Dating That Geek