‘Valerian’ Has A Trailer (Hope You Like ‘The Fifth Element’)

Here’s the first trailer for Luc Besson’s Valerian that’s apparently based on a comic book like literally everything in our society today. – *takes a swig of Groo: The Coffee* – The important thing is we all agree a way better title would’ve been “The Fifth Eyebrow.” Or “Brow-tlestar Galactica.”

Cara Delevingne has giant eyebrows. I’m working with what I’ve got here.

“MANBROW CATERPILLAR EYES: SPACE-FUCKER!”

(I’ll stop now.)

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