Looks like Cowboy Kilmer is really letting himself go. How does he expect to round up all the cows on the beach if he can’t even see his feet. I never thought I’d be saying this, but he could learn a thing or two from Matthew McConaughey. Like that steroids really work. Or putting on a headband and growing horrible facial hair can really distract from the body.
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Oh what wonderful gossip! Oh what fabulous pics! I think you can do better than this horrible pic. Did you actually pay someone for this photo or did you just go out and take it yourself? Why not show us a recent pic of Liz Taylor while you’re at it. We’re just dying to see terrible pics, really, we are!
@12: Awesome.
Kilmer really needs to lay off the S’more Schnapps.
“I AM THE GIZZARD KING! I WILL EAT ANYTHING!!”
@53 – Now that’s just wet your pants, rip snortin’ funny!
its just dunlap. i’d do him. he’s got money.
I once banged this asian chick who had the exact same tits, all nipple and no areola.
Remember when Val Kilmer and the volleyball scene were the hottest parts of Top Gun?
Now Val would need an oxygen tank or, at very least, an inhaler to film that scene.
Ice Man is tubby and Maverick is waiting for his space ship…
Oh God, is his elbow falling off? Maybe he is THE alien Tom Cruise has been waiting for?!?!
Ouch…to the gym with you!
I’m thinkin’ Arby’s.
You know… He just looks like a regular dude. This is what normal guys his age look like, for god’s sake. The superficial indeed.
EWWWWW … just nasty!