Looks like Cowboy Kilmer is really letting himself go. How does he expect to round up all the cows on the beach if he can’t even see his feet. I never thought I’d be saying this, but he could learn a thing or two from Matthew McConaughey. Like that steroids really work. Or putting on a headband and growing horrible facial hair can really distract from the body.
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Kg | August 10, 2006 at 6:45 pm
Maybe it’s some soft of matthew mconuahgehehey protest
Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest | August 10, 2006 at 6:47 pm
HOLY SHIT!! LMAO!!!! Finally a picture worth laughing at! Lets hear you ladies say how he is now. Tell me thats some serious prosthetics for a movie. On second thought don’t, I like fatty fat fat Val.
Rayo | August 10, 2006 at 6:47 pm
damn I thought I’d be first…
MeanNate | August 10, 2006 at 6:48 pm
Even cowboys cry.
I especially like that tuft of hair on his chest. Nummers.
juice_up | August 10, 2006 at 6:49 pm
Now that’s the gut I’m talklin’ about! Drink on Val!!!
bigponie | August 10, 2006 at 6:49 pm
fat bastards brother
Wanna Pet My Beaver? | August 10, 2006 at 6:50 pm
Holy Fucking Fat Ass Batman!
@2 Meh, I’d still fuck him, cock is cock.
CelebSlam.com | August 10, 2006 at 6:58 pm
He’s quickly approaching “I can’t see my penis” territory.
http://www.celebslam.com
ZombieSushi | August 10, 2006 at 6:59 pm
Doesn’t he kinda have the Sasquatch pose?
ohmygoodnessgracious | August 10, 2006 at 7:00 pm
Black mole on the left elbow, how sexy can you get!?!?
dmarie | August 10, 2006 at 7:08 pm
Personally, I never got my jollies off of looking at him anyway. Just another reason not to.
Say, is “Frank the Tank” back???
ImSuicidal | August 10, 2006 at 7:11 pm
“Fatback Mountain”
Berrylicious | August 10, 2006 at 7:11 pm
wow his pants are way too low, I am just glad not to see his pubes. Yuk!!
Chantikins | August 10, 2006 at 7:12 pm
Wow, I never saw a beer gut I didn’t like…
except for this one…
Berrylicious | August 10, 2006 at 7:13 pm
haha #12 that was funny!!
Adult Underoos | August 10, 2006 at 8:55 pm
that can’t be him, can it? can it?!?
freakspeely | August 10, 2006 at 9:00 pm
Yeah, and he’s gonna give birth to a huge and greasy dark-skinned baby, looks like. By the looks of his face he’s about to go into labor…
BarbadoSlim | August 10, 2006 at 9:14 pm
Hehehehehe…you gotta admire a man who just, DON’T. GIVE. A. FUCK. I bet he’s wearing flip-flops.
jrzpussie | August 10, 2006 at 9:40 pm
He ate Willow!!!!!!
ToiletDuck | August 10, 2006 at 9:40 pm
Well, there goes tonight’s dinner all over my keyboard…all I can say is thank God his left arm is where it is, otherwise we would be dealing with some serious buttcrack issues here, and I would likely have started self-mutilating…
ugh…
ToiletDuck | August 10, 2006 at 9:43 pm
He’s got Rosie O’Donnell’s belly, but that’s where the resemblance ends -
ToiletDuck | August 10, 2006 at 9:44 pm
He is probably now hung like a sparrow…
Andrea | August 10, 2006 at 10:06 pm
Dude, first comment was the best.
sometimesboy | August 10, 2006 at 11:07 pm
see, this here is a still from his CELEBRITY FIT CLUB audition tape…
Jolene | August 10, 2006 at 11:19 pm
Yep, and Tom Cruise is the father
KatieGoggles | August 10, 2006 at 11:29 pm
that looks like its doctored and not even him, am i just high?
biatcho | August 10, 2006 at 11:32 pm
“I have not yet begun to defile myself”
KatieA978 | August 10, 2006 at 11:50 pm
*sigh* I remember when he used to be hot.
Damn you old age, beer and corn chips. Damn you to hell.
And damn Paris Hilton as well – she f*cked him, it’s her fault. Sadly it seems the only cure for SuperHerp is becoming and old fat man with no tan.
HolisticWisdomcom | August 11, 2006 at 12:45 am
Oh, so he has a little pot belly. Big deal, the man is known for “hammering a six inch spike through a board with his penis.”
For those of you who are saying “huh?” That is a movie reference from Real Genius. One of his finest films in my opinion.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
ffordegroupie | August 11, 2006 at 1:40 am
What, you guys haven’t heard? He’s planning a sequel to “The Doors,” and has to gut up to play Jim once more.
Cleosneedle | August 11, 2006 at 1:49 am
Christ almighty!
With that hat and belly, I thought that it was Brittany Spears at first
nc72 | August 11, 2006 at 2:29 am
@29, nothing little about that pot belly!
No wonder he likes to take time out and reflect in his tree house…
http://www.exposay.com/val-kilmer/1/c/2215/
here | August 11, 2006 at 3:15 am
Perhaps he’s suffered from a permanent injury that makes it painful to work-out. If not, something in his gut appears ready to break free from its human host, scamper bloodily across the parking lot to its idling F250 Dually, and careen away toward the East while dark legions of flying monkeys fly a low, screeching, overhead escort.
BarbadoSlim | August 11, 2006 at 7:26 am
@29…one of his finest films indeed, if not his finest before he went all serious and shit.
And let’s not forget Top Secret.
CMonster0125 | August 11, 2006 at 8:04 am
Face it, he hasn’t worked for many years now. He’s probably in the “who gives a shit?” mentality right now. Maybe if his agent got him something, he’d work out again. But unless Hell freezes over, this is just the tip of the chubby-Kilmer iceberg.
jrzmommy | August 11, 2006 at 8:50 am
Marlon Brando reincarnated.
spatz | August 11, 2006 at 9:26 am
its about fuckin time a story about a mans ugliness was posted.
knowhere | August 11, 2006 at 9:40 am
looks like he don’t give a crap about living up to preconceived notions of what hollywood stars should always look like. more power to him!
cayana | August 11, 2006 at 9:51 am
#26 I think it’s him. I saw him in a relatively recent movie with Robert Downey Jr and he was looking pretty fat around the face and neck. But thankfully he was fully clothed the entire movie so I never got a view like THIS. My eyes, I’m scarred. ><
GG1000 | August 11, 2006 at 9:57 am
He looks spookily like George W. Bush’s separated at birth and taken to live in a trailor park twin brother.
energy_guru | August 11, 2006 at 10:04 am
If I looked like that I’d shoot myself
DancingQueen | August 11, 2006 at 10:12 am
Wow, I guess the ICE MAN cometh…
What would Maverick think? Oh yeah, that’s right, he’s busy LTC!!!
@12 & 31, HIL-F-ING-LARIOUS!!! Thanks for the laugh!
Bioplant | August 11, 2006 at 10:26 am
Really enjoying the nipple on his left elbow.
Elikapeka | August 11, 2006 at 10:59 am
Mmm. Guntage. I bet we’d find a whole treasure cove of surprises under that overhang.
UNWASHEDMASSES | August 11, 2006 at 11:39 am
He’s playing the Marlboro Man trolling for cock in a new biopic produced by good “buddy” Tom Cruise. In the film, the original Marlboro Man, B.J. Cocklove, goes from the glory of billboards and print ads to the wasting horror of AIDS and lung cancer. This pic is obviously of Cocklove in his better days, before the onset of health problems. Tentatively titled “Long and Hard” the film is set for a May release.
Spindoc | August 11, 2006 at 11:45 am
Putting up this picture, Great choice #1 Superficial. Putting this picture up right next to the one of Matt Maconnohay (Or however the fuck you spell it) was the cherry on top of my day. Great post!!!
januaryanne | August 11, 2006 at 11:50 am
hey you guys got really funny all of a sudden. a sparrow? britney spears? shoot, that’s hilarious.
my only confusion now is that so far I don’t see anyone mentioning the porn star esque nipular action.
Spindoc | August 11, 2006 at 12:19 pm
#29 HolisticWisdomcom
And don’t for get that the girl that said that to him was in another great 80′s film. She played Julie in Valley Girl.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | August 11, 2006 at 1:16 pm
#29 – Ha!
“Don’t eat that cheeseburger, it’ll make your breasts huge and… wait! Oh my god, I’m too late!!!”
Sassy | August 11, 2006 at 1:28 pm
Now I have to clean vomit off of my keyboard. Thanks.