Val Kilmer might be pregnant

Superficial | August 10, 2006 - 6:32 pm

Looks like Cowboy Kilmer is really letting himself go. How does he expect to round up all the cows on the beach if he can’t even see his feet. I never thought I’d be saying this, but he could learn a thing or two from Matthew McConaughey. Like that steroids really work. Or putting on a headband and growing horrible facial hair can really distract from the body.