Here’s Val Kilmer Shooting That Terrence Malick Movie Where Natalie Portman Looks Crazy Hot

Partially because this pic didn’t get nearly enough awesome captions in yesterday’s Crap We Missed and partially because each of these shots are why we have an Internet, here’s Val Kilmer on the set of Untitled Terrence Malick Project that I’m now pretty sure is about Natalie Portman’s Sookie Stackhouse meeting Jim Morrison who’s back from the grave to do weddings with his new band “Singz 4 Wingz” except it’s all told through three hour long shots of him combing his hair. It’s the kind of cinema we’ve come to expect from Malick only this time with fake breasts, freakishly long Irish penis and Madmartigan belting out “Total Eclipse of the Heart” whenever he’s not mouthing the words, “I said blue cheese, Peck.”

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