Val Kilmer Has A Great Pitch For ‘Heat 2′:
‘So Remember Natalie Portman? I Bang Her’

The Superficial / June 27, 2013

It’s been a weird week, so here’s a weird, yet awesome, story about Val Kilmer telling Larry King his pitch for Heat 2 which conveniently involves his character banging Natalie Portman. But not in a sexual way! It’s only to piss off Al Pacino. Via The Wrap:

“Here’s my pitch,” Kilmer said. “You remember Natalie Portman in it? She’s Pacino’s adopted daughter, so she comes home and says, ‘Daddy, daddy, I want you to meet my fiancé.’ And it’s me. He’s retired and I come to Chicago where he’s retired back to and I’m going to torture him, and then I’m going to kill him.”

“So your character’s sole motivation for making love to Natalie Portman is to murder Al Pacino?”
“Yes.”
“Val, I haven’t had an erection in 30 years. Right now? Turgid.”
“Why thank you, Larry.”

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