Val Fit ‘The Nike Girl’ Makes a Crappy Sandcastle

With a name like Val Fit, I’m going to assume two things: You’re obsessed with squats and even more obsessed with showing off the results of said squats. The Nike model did a photoshoot for stalwarts of photojournalism, 138 Water, and proved to the world that she doesn’t give a shit if her bikini is too small. Now that I think about it, that was totally intentional. Anyway, merry Christmas — show this to your family and tell them how you waste time at work.


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Darryl Strawberry admits that he used to bang chicks in the clubhouse between innings and wants to be friends with Lamar Odom. [TMZ]

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Justin Bieber is riding around LA in a Christmas mobile because that’s what men do. [Celebuzz!]

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Buttqueen Farrah Abraham is attempting to burn the Teen Mom franchise down. Sounds about right. [TMTN]

The NY Times seems to be handling this whole Glenn Thrush thing well… [Pajiba]

Venus Williams is off the hook after accidentally killing that person in a car crash last year. [Dlisted]

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