Good Morning, Val Fit Bikini Photos, And Other News

Jake Gyllenhaal’s a rat-tail away from going full LaBeouf. [Lainey Gossip]

Ian Somerhalder’s personality matches his smarmy dickface. [Fishwrapper]

Mariah Carey’s Infinity video is the apex of product placement. [Dlisted]

Sideboob vs. Hump Day: You Decide [theCHIVE]

Mike Huckabee on transgender rights. This will be great. [The Frisky]

Reminder: Miley Cyrus still smokes blunts/has armpit hair. [WWTDD]

Dina Round’s nipples in black and white, so they’re classy. [Egotastic!]

We can’t eat NJ’s sewer fish anymore. Thanks, Obama. [Death and Taxes]

A moment for Julianne Hough. [Hollywood Tuna]

Hilary Duff’s gummy bear thighs? I.. I don’t… [Popoholic]

Joy Corrigan bra and pantsless, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather]

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