Like any good husband whose wife almost died trying to make herself look beautiful for you, Usher celebrated Tameka’s recovery in Paris by surrounding himself with strippers and spraying them with champagne. Which is pretty much the core to a successful marriage. Just ask my third wife once she’s done packing her things and throwing my shit on the lawn. Love ya, babe!
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miranda | March 16, 2009 at 5:14 pm
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Jake | March 16, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Come on, his wife’s fug and she still gets his money. He’s allowed to hire whatever whores he needs to cope with his wife’s unattractiveness.
eric | March 16, 2009 at 5:15 pm
lol @ pic 5
trevor | March 16, 2009 at 5:22 pm
If you’re gonna hire some strippers, pay for the best. And it looks like Usher is willing to fork out the big cash. Nice cushions.
ohyeah | March 16, 2009 at 5:23 pm
strippers are truely doing the work of a higher power- look at all those fuglies they have to pretend to be interested in in order to rake their money.
move over julia roberts we got some oscar winners in the skin clubs of america!
bootlips | March 16, 2009 at 5:24 pm
You can’t deny that he looks like a monkey.
glace neuf | March 16, 2009 at 5:29 pm
i’d hit that primarily featured stripper like there was no tomorrow…
FRIST!!! | March 16, 2009 at 5:30 pm
The boobjob was so totally worth it!!
bob | March 16, 2009 at 5:35 pm
The stripper looks like a grown-up Miley Cyrus :D
Deacon Jones | March 16, 2009 at 5:36 pm
LOL.. Holy SHIT is that girl hot.
I didn’t know France could produce women that hot. Every French women I’ve ever met was a stuck up feminist (like the Boston college scene)
hater#1 | March 16, 2009 at 5:41 pm
how gay does he look in pic#5??
aint that the truth | March 16, 2009 at 5:46 pm
second to last pic looks like the chick took a shit and everyone is looking at it lol … she is hot tho … if only :(
Deacon Jones | March 16, 2009 at 5:48 pm
@12
HAHAHAH! Dude, I’d dip it in gold and hang it from my rear-view mirror
Popduds (my clothing company) | March 16, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Call me old fashioned, but fake tits look like shit.
Amy | March 16, 2009 at 6:02 pm
That’s pretty douchey.
new school old school dot com | March 16, 2009 at 6:07 pm
it’s like i can hear yeeeeyayuhh yeeeyayuhhh yeeeeeyayuh through the pictures.
watch out ma outfit’s ridiculouuss
Richport's Ghost | March 16, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Every time I see Usher I think of Curious George.
Only instead of a cute little mischief-seeking monkey, I see a gang-banging, ho-banging, bank-robbing, Ripple-drinking, cap-in-yo-ass busting, mama chimp impregnating motherfucker.
Fuck all you white racist crackers. You’re all thinking it. But I’m such a badass I’ll come out & say it. Fuck y’allz.
Richard McBeef | March 16, 2009 at 6:12 pm
why isn’t the girl looking up in pic 5? why wouldn’t he get girls that would take it in the face?
Annoyed | March 16, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Fish your website is all fucked up.
g_girl | March 16, 2009 at 6:19 pm
those girls make a lot of money, but believe me they are pissed when somebody sprays them with champagne! usher is an idiot.
Nugaloopagus | March 16, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Who’s the fag in the background with the eyeliner and the “girls are yucky, ” smirk on his face?
Mike Oxbhig | March 16, 2009 at 6:26 pm
ahhh…always buying the white girls. I cant blame him. Black girls are so obnoxious, oily and have gross looking vah jay jays!
John Edwards | March 16, 2009 at 6:31 pm
That stripper is 10 times hotter than Usher’s wife. She must know she’s on the way out.
Valerie | March 16, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Ack! Living proof that BACKFAT is hard for ANYONE to get rid of!
Bubba | March 16, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Nigga, get your feet off my couch!
Somebody | March 16, 2009 at 6:48 pm
You know what I just found out?
Although it might look crazy that Chris Brown was on a jet ski right after beating up Rihanna or Usher partying with strippers while his wife is in recovery…THERE IS NOTHING MORE F**KED UP THAN OLD-FAT-BALD WHITE BANKERS PARTYING ON TAXPAYER’S MONEY…at least black people use their own $$$$….I’m just sayin’.
Ois | March 16, 2009 at 6:52 pm
First of all, for those who don’t know how to live big… It’s definitely not a strip club, or a stripper. She’s just a dancer at a nightclub, as I’m all too familiar with. Models and bottles… Just another day in the life.
That being said, I’d hit that “stripper” harder than Chris Brown hit Rihanna… And I think I have.
Belinda | March 16, 2009 at 7:26 pm
Wrong time to party!
bootlips | March 16, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Nigra chicks got beat with the ugly stick.
1. Nappy hair
2. wide, flat noses, with flaring nostrils
3. big ugly mouths
4. air inflated lips
5. big boring lifeless shit colored eyes
6. Gross muscular bodies or fat welfare queen bodies
7. floppy tits with black dots
8. gross vaginas
9. manly thick legs
10. weird unattractive stomachs. Their belly buttons are weird.
11. muscular arms and shoulders
12. nasty skin
13. big muscular asses. They look ugly and ridiculous.
14. musky odor
15. loud obnoxious attitudes.
Every race has feminine beautiful women but the nasty negro. It’s no wonder the dark men only breed with them and never marry them.
myspoonistoobig | March 16, 2009 at 8:03 pm
That is a whole lot of Cristal bottles…
marme | March 16, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Who ever wrote this, said it perfectly!!! good write up…the superficial writers are getting better to their old way.
anonymous | March 16, 2009 at 8:29 pm
Damn! that chick is hot. And for those of you without experience those tits are real and amazingly perfect!!!!!!!!!!
and 26 got it completely right
Jason William | March 16, 2009 at 8:53 pm
I found a great site “”"”" Seekamillionaire . com………… “”"”"” It ‘s where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!
I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy :).,.,.,.
Jason William | March 16, 2009 at 8:54 pm
He is my favorite.
But he wrote that he felt lonely on his bolg on ….seekamillionaire . c om….., which is for wealthy singles and celebs.
Also he posted many his hot videos on his blog.
Well said #26 | March 16, 2009 at 9:23 pm
We Americans really are pacified by our “tv lives”. We should be in the streets tearing the place apart until the bankster crooks are handed over to US! The whites are now lazy pussys and the blacks and hispanics hate us and each other so the New World Order gang is clearly good at global chess.
Anyway well said #26!
evantgel | March 16, 2009 at 9:30 pm
It’s not a good show and party.
hgh supplements
buzz_clik | March 16, 2009 at 9:33 pm
Pic 5 – I can’t tell what I dig more: Usher’s utterly nancy reaction or the bored dude in the background looking like he was pasted in from a completely different photo. Props to him for being so stoic under fire and not going along with Usher’s ponce out.
sin | March 16, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Hey, its a mans way of dealing with the issues. Hehehe…
Inna | March 17, 2009 at 12:56 am
Such an APE
Lowlands | March 17, 2009 at 2:29 am
There’s always something to celebrate when your wife recovers.
Weed | March 17, 2009 at 5:35 am
Dont these guys get boners??
I just get it, by looking at the pics!
A Question to the superficial writers, how do writers aviod getting boners?
guru | March 17, 2009 at 5:37 am
Dont these guys get bon,..ers??
I just get it, by looking at the pics!
A Question to the superficial writers, how do writers aviod getting bo,.,ners?
guru | March 17, 2009 at 5:38 am
Dont these guys get bon,..ers??
I just get it, by looking at the pics!
A Question to the superficial writers, how do writers aviod getting bo,.,ners?
YoursTruly! | March 17, 2009 at 7:38 am
Yeah, I agree, his wife is FOUL and vain and made like a black Arnold-I’ll Be Back-Schwartzy, but I really dont give a shit how foul anyones wife is, theres no excuse for this behavior.
If you want to act like a single guy, BE a single guy. Leave the wife. Sick of this cake-and-eat-it-too bullshit, guys with their EGOS.
And a stripclub???? WHY BOTHER?? Go to a brothel. They are just prostitutes disguised as pole dancers, give them some cash and they’ll do anything, they think they are one better, but they aren’t….but then again, the wife wants all his cash too, so whats the difference?
Players = gunshot in the back of the head by girlfriend/wife who’s had ENOUGH.
Star Wars Book Reviews | March 17, 2009 at 7:40 am
Must be nice!
feckless | March 17, 2009 at 8:09 am
@20 not as pissed as people with Nikon cameras are when sprayed with champagne
Jazz hands while standing in Champagne spray = Gay.
2nd to last pic: that’s known as the “presenting position” to show willlingness to have sex among chimpanzees (notice she is white, I’m commenting on behavior, not race)
xxxxxxx | March 17, 2009 at 8:16 am
It just goes to show you can’t be too careful!
mamamiasweetpeaches | March 17, 2009 at 8:57 am
Do the stupid socks stay ON, or does she take those off too?
So very Miley Cyrus Meets Witchiepoo!
Still White on the Outside | March 17, 2009 at 9:03 am
This proves it. I’ll never be as successful as a monkey, er, um, I mean, negro…….. uummmm…. I mean black guy (hangs head)…….. he gets more white pussy that a herd of albino cats. All this self hate is killing me. I think I’ll go re-enlist……… just as soon as I’m done masturbating to that underwear scene in Risky Business……. again. Don’t you judge me.
Deacon Jones | March 17, 2009 at 10:23 am
@32
They’re perfect, but theyre not real. Trust me, I know fake ta-tas when I see them