Usher Wants To Find Another Justin Bieber On ‘The Voice.’ That Doesn’t Concern Anyone?

By: Photo Boy / March 26, 2013

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Since being hilariously outed by Mos Def for anally penetrating Justin Bieber into our lives, Usher’s kept a keen eye on talented young children in the search for his next prodigy, or “grooming” as the Special Victims Unit calls it. Via Hollywood Life:

It’s ultimately your passion. [The contestants] wanna know they’re getting a coach that’s gonna fight for them. I don’t play the Justin Bieber card often. I had to pull it out maybe once.

I’m not even going to get into how troubling the last part of that quote is or how it’s clearly probable cause for a cheek swab at the very least. What makes Usher more of a monster to me is that he feels the world needs more of whatever the hell it is Justin Bieber actually does. Unless he’s talking about turning Selena Gomez into a gun-toting, bikini-wearing Spring Break whore, in which case, I’m totally behind him. Trust me, it’s the safest place around this guy.