Usher Wants To Find Another Justin Bieber On ‘The Voice.’ That Doesn’t Concern Anyone?

March 26th, 2013 // 17 Comments
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Since being hilariously outed by Mos Def for anally penetrating Justin Bieber into our lives, Usher‘s kept a keen eye on talented young children in the search for his next prodigy, or “grooming” as the Special Victims Unit calls it. Via Hollywood Life:

It’s ultimately your passion. [The contestants] wanna know they’re getting a coach that’s gonna fight for them. I don’t play the Justin Bieber card often. I had to pull it out maybe once.

I’m not even going to get into how troubling the last part of that quote is or how it’s clearly probable cause for a cheek swab at the very least. What makes Usher more of a monster to me is that he feels the world needs more of whatever the hell it is Justin Bieber actually does. Unless he’s talking about turning Selena Gomez into a gun-toting, bikini-wearing Spring Break whore, in which case, I’m totally behind him. Trust me, it’s the safest place around this guy.


  1. Arlmlo Schlongfooster

    Homo-erotic preteens everywhere began to spank they selfs

  2. o0

    Usher loves little boys.

  3. WhaWha

    Hey guys you shouldn’t talk trash about Justin, becasue if it wasn’t for that bodygaurd, he would have totally beat that photogs ass in London!

    • ThisWillHurt

      That’s true. Also, Kim Kardashian only weighs 140 lbs. and Jim Carrey made the guns go away and all dogs go to Heaven. These are facts.

  4. ThisWillHurt

    “Hehe. C’mon white boys, sit on Uncle Usher’s lap and tell him ALL about how you wanna be a star. You’d like that, would-n-cha? Uncle Usher would like that, too. A lot.”

  5. Translation: Bieber is getting really loose

  6. So Michael Jackson’s spirit is possessing Usher’s body now?

  7. jep

    Just look at the end of your cock, Usher, I’m sure you’ll find one there.

  8. Justin Bieber Shirtless Sagging Pants
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    Yeah, those abs look “enhanced.”

  9. “I want to get behind little boys like my idols Michael Jackson and Jerry Sandusky.”

  10. Sandoucheky

    Usher’s penis has most certainly perforated Bieber’s anus.

  11. Justin Bieber Shirtless Sagging Pants
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    That’s a hard motherfucker right there.

  12. Justin Bieber Shirtless Sagging Pants
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    why are his pants half off? Was someone pounding him???

  13. Justin Bieber Shirtless Sagging Pants
    Jon Stewart
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    Ice ice baby

  14. Justin Bieber Shirtless Sagging Pants
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    Who does he think he is, Groucho Marx? “Say the secret woid and you win a hundred dollahs.”

  15. Justin Bieber Shirtless Sagging Pants
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    Wow, he looks like he REALLY needs to go to the bathroom.

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