Very, very rarely do I hesitate before pushing Publish on a post. This is one of those times. Here’s Usher in Atlanta yesterday using his sizable fame and fortune to genuinely help children in Atlanta which I, some asshole on the Internet, felt the need to add horrible, horrible captions to. However, keep in mind, this guy was also really into charities, and perhaps even worse, Usher subjected us all to Justin Bieber which is how I rationalized all of this to myself. Also, no joke, my cop neighbor brought me over smoked turkey wings and moonshine he just made while I was writing this, so Jesus wanted this to happen. There’s no other way to interpret that.
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Nice slideshow Mr. Fish. On the downside, now we’re all goin’ to hell (where Teen Mom runs on a continuous loop).
They don’t just show it there. Hell is their primary shooting location.
There will never be another MJ!!! Many will copy but none will compare.
A disclaimer? C’mon Fish, let’s continue to confuse the idiots.
On a side note, are you trying to tell us that you CAN’T really predict pregnancies?
PS. I’m not posting too quickly. It’s been a few minutes since my last post so the site is jacked again.
Ursher?
So he won’t be purchasing exotic animals anytime soon?
Can’t wait until the hipster fad is over. Usher had good fashion sense back when he was making music people wanted to listen to, now he looks like a huge douche.
It’s one thong to be a hipster if you are in your early 20s, have no job or prospects, and no responsibilities. But if you’re almost 35 years old and have a couple kids, time to look like an adult.
Come over here and I’ll show you how to work this microphone.
If I could click a little thumbs up on your caption, I would.
Wait, I think I have an idea.
That thing you said
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he is so punchable with those fucking glasses on.
If you have huge reservations about posting a post like this then you probably just should not have. I like Usher, my only problem is he needs a haircut and stop dressing like a stupid hipster, he and the o black pro athletes out there like Westbrook and Wade, it just looks retarded.
isn’t this douche nozzle responsible for making Justin Beiber famous? fuck em.
Notice that no matter how often Usher gets turned down he still won’t go near the ginger child.
the new Stephan Urkel
Usher is the black Michael Jackson.
I don’t get it. I can never tell how serious a post is. If you are serious…. I don’t give credit to celebrities’ “charity work” when cameras are there and it’s publicized. Many people who earn far less money and have far less free time do a lot more volunteer and charity work.