Usher Truly Is The New Michael
Very, very rarely do I hesitate before pushing Publish on a post. This is one of those times. Here’s Usher in Atlanta yesterday using his sizable fame and fortune to genuinely help children in Atlanta which I, some asshole on the Internet, felt the need to add horrible, horrible captions to. However, keep in mind, this guy was also really into charities, and perhaps even worse, Usher subjected us all to Justin Bieber which is how I rationalized all of this to myself. Also, no joke, my cop neighbor brought me over smoked turkey wings and moonshine he just made while I was writing this, so Jesus wanted this to happen. There’s no other way to interpret that.
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