Usher Has a Sex Tape Now

Because the only thing that actually is illegal in Hollywood is fresh ideas, a stolen sex tape featuring Usher and his ex-wife Tameka Foster is out there now, according to TMZ:

TMZ was approached several days ago by someone claiming to have the sex tape. The person sent us a short video and two photos. We’ll keep this PG-13 and just say … the people in the video are both givers.
The video and photos are clear — it’s Usher and Tameka.
Sources close to Usher — without specifically admitting the existence of a sex tape — tell us they believe this video could have been among the things Usher had stolen out of his car back in December 2009. Usher reported more than $1,000,000 worth of jewelry and electronics taken — including two laptop computers.

Obvious insurance scams aside, does anyone really want to see this thing? We’re talking about a woman who almost died getting questionable plastic surgeries in Brazil, and a dude who more than likely made Justin Bieber hold the camera. “Baby. Baby! That white boy’s watching us again. Aw, shit, is he filmin’ this? You nasss-tee.

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