Because the only thing that actually is illegal in Hollywood is fresh ideas, a stolen sex tape featuring Usher and his ex-wife Tameka Foster is out there now, according to TMZ:
TMZ was approached several days ago by someone claiming to have the sex tape. The person sent us a short video and two photos. We’ll keep this PG-13 and just say … the people in the video are both givers.
The video and photos are clear — it’s Usher and Tameka.
Sources close to Usher — without specifically admitting the existence of a sex tape — tell us they believe this video could have been among the things Usher had stolen out of his car back in December 2009. Usher reported more than $1,000,000 worth of jewelry and electronics taken — including two laptop computers.
Obvious insurance scams aside, does anyone really want to see this thing? We’re talking about a woman who almost died getting questionable plastic surgeries in Brazil, and a dude who more than likely made Justin Bieber hold the camera. “Baby. Baby! That white boy’s watching us again. Aw, shit, is he filmin’ this? You nasss-tee.”
Photos: WENN
Apparently, he also has access to the costumes from Mission Impossible.
I thought it was a life vest.
You really have to wonder about the moment he put this thing on for the first time, stood in front of a mirror, and said…
“perfect.”
At least since he got it from Tom Cruise, Usher can claim it already smelled like young boys when he got it.
Doesn’t he usually wear a sequined glove when he performs?
no one cares
This is important why?
I didn’t know people made sex tapes with their spouses. That’s like being a peeping tom on your wife in the shower; what’s the fucking point?
lol exactly. make one while banging someone ELSE’S wife.. even i’ve done that..
I’ll be pre-ordering my copy today. I’m also anxiously awaiting dirty movies from Star Jones, Kirstie Alley and that girl from Precious.
–and the return layla lashell
I’ll watch the Kristy Alley one
but only if it has anal
Coincidentally, so does Justin Bieber.
Came to see this, leaving happy.
Yeah but it’s the same one that Usher is in.
Fake Mos Def thinks so too:
http://www.thesuperficial.com/the-greatest-quote-about-justin-bieber-you-will-ever-read-in-your-life-03-2011
This proves that money cant buy intelligence. Why is a mil in “ice” is his car? along with a tape? Oh, thats right, so he can claim it on insurance and be in the public eye again….
on second thought, that pic makes me think “bump and grind” minus the aviators.
he’s just another douchebag who left his wife with two small children of his. however.. i’d be interested to see any tapes he might have shot of naomi campbell!
We all need to stop rankin’ on Usher and Bieber, y’all. Otherwise those two kids will never get together and start the predestined P&C.
If he wears that outfit in the tape, I’m in. I’m always looking for ways to get scoliosis-afflicted superhero characters involved in my sexy cosplay.
Why does Tameca sounds like flava flave?
“Sorry, you’re late for the audition. The Rhythm Nation backup dancers were already cast… in 1989.”
Something tells me Justin Beiber was involved somehow
I heard the video was filmed in Libya and it shows a significant stretch of Gadhafi’s oil pipeline running up Usher’s ass.
“This is my Bieber-Bangin’ face…booya baby!”
He looks like the first team member to get killed in a botched mission in the Matrix.
If they both are givers then Bieber put on a strap on and got revenge on Usher.
Finally, video evidence that will without a doubt put to rest the age-old debate of whether it’s better to give or receive.
(Usher’s agent) “Usher, are you aware of the rumors that there’s a sex tape of you circulating?”
(Usher) “Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. YEAH, YEAH, YEEAAAHH.”
This is about as interesting as a bag of rice falling off a shelve somewhere in China – try harder, buddy! Maybe grow a big ass or hire a bunch of porn stars… oh wait!
Am I supposed to be impressed? Amateur.
This is so 2003.
LMAO! L.A. seems to have an epidemic brewing with all these reports of “stolen” sex tapes. Do they ever get any leads in these cases? I hope they catch the bad guys. LOL
The video is of him masturbating in a mirror looking at himself. His wife is seen in the mirror recording the whole thing on tape.
That there is any interest at all in this tape indicates just how desperate people are to see what they think MIGHT be a genuine female orgasm.
Unless this guy has a lot of lady fans who are curious about what makes him spurt. No thanks.
What the fuck is he wearing?!
Yo Blade! Let’s do this….
Finally, a sex tape with two dudes.
she is very cute babe
Go Go GADGET GAY BDSM JACKET!
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Does he pee on Justin Bieber?
Usher do ur thing man and let chris brown do the same we men do cazy things for women
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