UPDATE: Pauly Shore gets knocked out

Pauly Shore got into a heated exchange with some hecklers during a standup gig over the weekend in Odessa, Texas. During the incident one of the men walks on stage and Pauly Shore tries to diffuse the situation by apologizing and saying, “Please, stop, stop.” Then the crowd of intellectuals start shouting “Hit him!” and Mr. Cowboy figures this is time to shine. The guy is quickly escorted away by police and Pauly Shore storms off saying, “Fuck all you fuckin’ white trash.”

There’s some NSFW language, but if you watch the clip you can really feel the intelligence emanating from the room. As if they managed to cram every member of Mensa into that little comedy club. If they all concentrated really hard they could probably lift the entire building with just the power of their minds.

Thanks to Mike for the tip, who I hear can curl a car with one arm.

UPDATE: Turns out the whole thing was staged. The Odessa Police Department says an officer “had met with Mr. Shore prior to his set, and was asked to participate in the skit. The officer stated that the skit went as designed and that Shore was not injured in the designed skit.”

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