Pauly Shore got into a heated exchange with some hecklers during a standup gig over the weekend in Odessa, Texas. During the incident one of the men walks on stage and Pauly Shore tries to diffuse the situation by apologizing and saying, “Please, stop, stop.” Then the crowd of intellectuals start shouting “Hit him!” and Mr. Cowboy figures this is time to shine. The guy is quickly escorted away by police and Pauly Shore storms off saying, “Fuck all you fuckin’ white trash.”
There’s some NSFW language, but if you watch the clip you can really feel the intelligence emanating from the room. As if they managed to cram every member of Mensa into that little comedy club. If they all concentrated really hard they could probably lift the entire building with just the power of their minds.
Thanks to Mike for the tip, who I hear can curl a car with one arm.
UPDATE: Turns out the whole thing was staged. The Odessa Police Department says an officer “had met with Mr. Shore prior to his set, and was asked to participate in the skit. The officer stated that the skit went as designed and that Shore was not injured in the designed skit.”
particle)man | December 12, 2006 at 10:38 am
FIIIIRST! I WIN!
particle)man | December 12, 2006 at 10:41 am
oh man, he got knocked out
Praz | December 12, 2006 at 10:41 am
Doing the things a particle can
What’s he like, it’s not important
Particle Man
soho | December 12, 2006 at 10:41 am
Lame.
particle)man | December 12, 2006 at 10:42 am
#3, exactly
RichPort | December 12, 2006 at 10:42 am
Lesson to all non-southerners: no NASCAR jokes.
Bugman4045 | December 12, 2006 at 10:46 am
Well, at least the audience finally got a laugh.
BoognishRising | December 12, 2006 at 10:48 am
That guy is my hero.
CelebSlam.com | December 12, 2006 at 10:49 am
Pauly Shore got knocked the fuck out!
http://www.celebslam.com
enfilade | December 12, 2006 at 10:56 am
Dumb hicks.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
Mojo | December 12, 2006 at 10:56 am
Totally uncalled for,and absolutely hilarious.
http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com
nebogart | December 12, 2006 at 10:58 am
All that video does is make Texans look like dumb hicks… I hope the ass in the cowboy hat is happy with himself. Dude loosen up, its a fucken comedy show, do some yoga, or maybe tae kwon do
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | December 12, 2006 at 10:58 am
What was Pauly Shore doing at my family reunion, and why don’t I remember that happening???
Oh yeah, whiskey.
tinyTy | December 12, 2006 at 10:59 am
Totally impressive when a big thug punches a tiny pip squeak.
jrzmommy | December 12, 2006 at 10:59 am
Suddenly it’s a video jihad against comedians? I actually feel sorry for PS, I’ve always thought he was pretty funny (so shoot me…or punch me, whatever).
www.rumorficial.com | December 12, 2006 at 11:00 am
What a shame for Pauly
http://www.rumorficial.com
Sugarplumsonline | December 12, 2006 at 11:01 am
All he had to say was “Git R Done!” about 25 times and they would have rollin’ MAN!!!
Melissa
from
Sugarplumsonline
HolisticWisdomcom | December 12, 2006 at 11:02 am
Clearly he was no knocked out, but knocked down… big difference.
I am disgusted with the whole scene. What is this, a new trend where audience members think they can be disrespectful to a performer? Then the performer makes some racial insult?
I sometimes feel like we are all kids still at a playground and there are many still acting badly. To those that think this is the way to act in life… grow up, you are embarrassing yourselves.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
fergernauster | December 12, 2006 at 11:04 am
OK. Firstly, that was staged.
Secondly, the only humor in the entire clip was the repetition in slow-mo of the staged “hit”.
cole007 | December 12, 2006 at 11:04 am
holy shit. I went to high school there. Thank god i live in boston. jesus, that place sucks.
BarbadoSlim | December 12, 2006 at 11:08 am
There should be a federal employment position classifed as “guy to punch Pauly Shore on the face at every opportunity.”
So make this happen Washington! I want my tax dollars to work for my perverted pleasures.
crabbie | December 12, 2006 at 11:11 am
Fake.
cole007 | December 12, 2006 at 11:16 am
as an aside, playing odessa, texas, or “slow-deatha,” and “odessolate” as its known affectionately by natives, is not exactly a career “all-time best” if you know what I mean.
There is nothing between there are all of the coahuila desert of mexico but a tumbleweed for hundreds of miles. And, it’s just probably the biggest path for drugs into this country from south america.
simon134 | December 12, 2006 at 11:24 am
That looks fake as shit and staged!
CantLookBackWontLookBack | December 12, 2006 at 11:25 am
Because you’re from Texas you’re white trash? Hmmmmm. Perhaps Pauly “Dude” Shore (his ONLY claim to fame, which shows his level of brain power as well) should rethink his choice in venues. I didn’t even realize there was a gathering place in Odessa (the ARM PIT of Texas) big enough to hold more than 50 people and actually print tickets.
Anyway, Pauly Shore is a complete fucktard moron, as is the the banjo-playing, swagger-walkin hick in the video clip. I bet his girlfriend got wet watching him be a bad ass on stage. Jesus. My problem here is that (a) not all people from small town Texas are white trash hicks and (b)everyone is now pointing fingers and laughing at Texas.
For that I say (in the words of the all-knowing, wise WILLOW), “I fart in your general direction.”
wedgeone | December 12, 2006 at 11:28 am
Just goes to show how low Pauly’s career has gone, if the incident is in fact true & not a setup.
As of 2:25 PM ET, I haven’t seen this in the news headlines (you would think it would be after the whole “Kramer-Nigger” incident).
Peter Coffin | December 12, 2006 at 11:30 am
They were a bunch of white trash fuckoffs.
Anisettekiss | December 12, 2006 at 11:34 am
I totally tivo Pauly.
UNWASHEDMASSES | December 12, 2006 at 11:37 am
This reminds me of the time RichPort (pauly) tried to get into a political debate with me. Pretty much the same outcome.
popstand | December 12, 2006 at 11:38 am
To CantLookBackWontLookBack…
Sensitive much? He didn’t say “Fuck all of Texas.” He was clearly directing his comments at the jackasses in the club. I can’t believe I feel sorry for Pauly Shore, but that was some serious bullshit.
Nando | December 12, 2006 at 11:39 am
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
suzy | December 12, 2006 at 11:40 am
i like pauly.. at least he didnt call the guy the N word, not like he could cuz the dude wasnt a black guy.. but whatever
i wonder if Pauly is gonna press charges hehe
Jedi Kevin | December 12, 2006 at 11:51 am
That was much less satisfying than it should have been. Pauly Shore is a mental giant compared to those morons. I can’t believe that I’m actually siding with Pauly on this one. Fucking white trash, indeed!
kate | December 12, 2006 at 11:52 am
If this is a setup, its pretty pathetic by PS. But if this is true, what the fuck is wrong with people?
I’m hardly a PS fan but I can’t condone people acting like they’re entitled to act like an asshole and assault someone because they paid for a ticket. Who raised these brilliant people?
debisis | December 12, 2006 at 11:52 am
I’m from Georgia. I like the south and all…but southern pride over stupid shit like that is not necessary. The obnoxious hick got arrested I’m sure. Poor Pauly. Hick Men and their lame egos.
Berzerker | December 12, 2006 at 11:52 am
SET UP ! total publicity stunt. i bet he paid that guy a hundred bucks to pretend to punch him. now we’re all watching and talking about pauly shore
CantLookBackWontLookBack | December 12, 2006 at 11:53 am
POSTAND – not at all. I am not saying Pauly said that, either. Many of the basement-dwelling posters here did, though. That’s all.
That’s like me saying all New Yorkers are gutter bums, or all Californians are wheat-grass drinking homos. I wouldn’t say that, and it’s a serious over-generalization.
Now, I have to get back to my uncle-husband because he’s re-shingling our untied-down 3 bedroom double-wide and I think my water just broke in preparation for our 5 child bein born.
debisis | December 12, 2006 at 11:53 am
Hicks are so unattractive.
suzy | December 12, 2006 at 11:54 am
http://www.oaoa.com/news/nw120106e.htm
he was suppose to do 5 shows, i wonder which that was
Jacquelantern | December 12, 2006 at 11:55 am
I would really hate to be a comedian right about now… everyone hates them anymore!!
succubus | December 12, 2006 at 11:58 am
poor guy
i’m sorry, but no one deserves such a treatment
i was gonna say u americans sure suck, but i know i shouldn’t be generalizing
anyways, i totally simpathise with pauly and it doesn’t matter if you perform in front of a small audience, i’m an artist myself and i know how much soul and energy one has to invest in order to perform on stage
plus i just don’t get it he didn’t say anything bad so why did that gorilla start the fight
that’s just sick…and wrong!!!
cprinri | December 12, 2006 at 12:00 pm
It that hat-wearing crap-kicking hillbilly a fucktard? Yes indeed.
But a set-up? C’mon. That kind of stuff always gets found out and then Shore’s career is completely underground (yes, I agree that it is not far from that now).
Note to audience members: sit down, shut up, interact with the comic but don’t be an asshole. If you are, tehn expect to get lambasted by said comic. Oh yeah, stay in your seat and don’t hit anyone.
It’s not that hard.
theoriginalfunnyboy | December 12, 2006 at 12:03 pm
Yeah, what a shame one hick has to ruin Texas’ reputation… Thank God we have a shining example of the high calibre intellect Texas is capable of producing in our current President!
(I’d like to think it’s staged, but I can’t see what the point would be, plus PS does seem pissed off at the end and I don’t think he’s that good an actor.)
1980 | December 12, 2006 at 12:08 pm
oh GOD texans can’t take a joke. i know first hand, i live here for freaks sake. i’ve lived all over the world and texans have the biggest ego out of anywhere i’ve lived in my life, and for what? for being the worlds greatest hillbillies? ughh. this is sickening.
BarbadoSlim | December 12, 2006 at 12:10 pm
If this, wasn’t staged, (HUUUGE IF) it sure makes these little group look like the douchebag brigade.
All that having been said, I think Shore should be made to pay SOME penalty for subjecting us to the Weasel.
hope the swelling stays for a bit buuuuuuuudy.
fame is funny | December 12, 2006 at 12:10 pm
this is the best pauly shore movie EVER.
PaisleyMoon | December 12, 2006 at 12:17 pm
Andy Kaufman used to pull the same shit, I aint buying it, until I see some blood.
http://thedirtydisher.blogspot.com/
StaticBeth | December 12, 2006 at 12:19 pm
Wow, as annoying as Pauly Shore is, he didn’t deserve that. But yet, I found it to be very entertaining to watch.
It’s too bad that Kramer didn’t get punched in the face by his hecklers though, lol.
DrunkBlogger | December 12, 2006 at 12:22 pm
Anytime Pauly Shore gets knocked out is fine by me.
-Hick Johnson
TheRage | December 12, 2006 at 12:23 pm
25 – loosen up, no one said all of Texas was white trash. and if this clip is in fact real, then i feel sorry for Pauly Shore for being disrespected so badly. hey let’s all jump on the comedy club bashing bandwagon. it’s cool!