UPDATE: Paris Hilton shows her bum
October 2nd, 2006 // 114 Comments
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courtney | October 2, 2006 at 10:49 am
These are actually from this past weekend. Its Janet Jacksons record release party or something. I still cannot get over how someone can be skinny, but have a flabby ass like that. Its repulsive.
DiabetesExplosion | October 2, 2006 at 10:49 am
She’s looking more and more like her mother every day. So either her mom is going under the knife a lot or Paris is a horrible ager.
Adult Underoos | October 2, 2006 at 10:56 am
tee hee, butts are funnies!
pop art butt covers –> http://funderpants.com
kpphilli | October 2, 2006 at 10:58 am
Lol I love the look on the bouncer’s face in the second picture.
Brain Embolism | October 2, 2006 at 10:59 am
This shit has been over at “Yeeeah!” since 9:40am!!
Get with it Superfish.
http://www.yeeeah.com/
I’m angry now Ferret !!!
Italian Stallion | October 2, 2006 at 10:59 am
That really isn’t fair for the people there to have to see that shit. I’m willing to bet a lot of expensive dinners were lost that night cause I just lost an expensive lunch…………
monkeymari | October 2, 2006 at 11:01 am
Who cares???
I guess this is the only way she
Wampoon.com | October 2, 2006 at 11:03 am
They look a little different in night-vision mode. Hmmm..
http://wampoon.com
Brain Embolism | October 2, 2006 at 11:03 am
Adding on to #5
It’s been there since 7:40am because of the two hour time difference.
And I’m still “angry” Ferret!
krisdylee | October 2, 2006 at 11:06 am
Front shot looks like those panties disappear into the danger zone.
kandyk0119 | October 2, 2006 at 11:07 am
Can somebody say “squats”, that nasty girl needs to take some time off from partying and get herself a personal trainer, even “thin” people can be flabtastic…I mean really, how many paparazi shots have you seen of her doing anything remotely athletic, oops, I forgot about the “sex tape”
jrzmommy | October 2, 2006 at 11:07 am
she……nevermind.
enfilade | October 2, 2006 at 11:08 am
Has she finally ran out of body parts to show to the general public?
http://www.sidekickwallpaper.com/
Equalparts | October 2, 2006 at 11:11 am
Righ the fuck on # 12!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jenna | October 2, 2006 at 11:17 am
Thank god she was wearing underwear….
I don’t think she’s morphing into her mom, I think she’s morphing into Courtney Love.
fearsarewishes | October 2, 2006 at 11:18 am
That shit looks OK.
bigponie | October 2, 2006 at 11:20 am
that’s a chernobyl waiting to happen.
pinky_nip | October 2, 2006 at 11:26 am
Does Paris’ ass smell like Paris, or does Paris smell like Paris’ ass?
Madrid Marriott | October 2, 2006 at 11:34 am
That very top picture, heading the story, is awesome. Without seeing what she is looking down at, it looks like Paris was fingering herself. Chances are, she was.
Yeah. She was. I guess someone ordered a crispy tuna sashimi roll at Tao and she saw an opportunity.
RichPort | October 2, 2006 at 11:43 am
In picture #2, Tennessee House Democrat and Senatorial candidate Harold Ford Jr. looks like he’s walking past an outdoor fish market on the hottest day of the summer.
#19 – HA!!!
combustion8 | October 2, 2006 at 11:47 am
eww
Jenna | October 2, 2006 at 11:50 am
Umm…does no one else think that her butt (at least in these pictures) looks like an old man’s saggy butt that just HAPPENS to be waxed and firmer but still squishy?
Jenna | October 2, 2006 at 11:51 am
Umm…does no one else think that her butt (at least in these pictures) looks like an old man’s saggy butt that just HAPPENS to be waxed and firmer but still squishy?
fearsarewishes | October 2, 2006 at 11:53 am
Waxed and firmer but still squishy is OK.
danielle | October 2, 2006 at 12:00 pm
I wouldn’t call that a bum. I wou;d call that 2 bowls of Jello Pudding (Vanilla Flavored)…..actually, make that Fiish & Chips Flavored w/vanilla coloring.
combustion8 | October 2, 2006 at 12:00 pm
there’s absolutely nothing firm about that droopy looking poor excuse for an ass.
CelebSlam.com | October 2, 2006 at 12:03 pm
goddamn I hate her
http://www.celebslam.com
fearsarewishes | October 2, 2006 at 12:13 pm
I have seen quite a few non-celebrity female butts in my life and that is as good as some of them.
sharkbite | October 2, 2006 at 12:38 pm
Whoa, that’s something I didn’t need to see right after eating.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
BigJim | October 2, 2006 at 12:40 pm
Jesus suffering fuck. Some whack-job asshole has gone and committed another murder-suicide against a group of Amish schoolgirls. I wish these crazy-ass motherfuckers would just try doing the murder-suicide in reverse order.
Failing that, why target school children? Why do they need to go down in the annals of history as a sick monster who took the lives of innocents? Instead, if you
PaisleyMoon | October 2, 2006 at 12:42 pm
That guy in the background, eyeing the sloppy ass of PH looks just like Eva Longwhorias bf.
edb87 | October 2, 2006 at 12:43 pm
Don’t be knocking Highlights, Superfish. Goofus and Gallant has some mad lessons this bitch needs to learn.
http://www.edquartersaudio.com
commissioner | October 2, 2006 at 12:45 pm
#30
I’m certain we’ll see more “copycats” in the coming weeks and months.
I’m traumatized and I’m going into my hidey-hole now.
YoMamma | October 2, 2006 at 1:08 pm
I have a sudden urge for pancakes.
Pancakes drizzled with SLUT.
Amy3000 | October 2, 2006 at 1:12 pm
Where’s the tears?….without the familiar big greasy crocodile tears (I’ve heard she crys out drops of astroglide) I feel ripped off!
cole007 | October 2, 2006 at 1:17 pm
#30, you rock. I too, am going back into my hidey hole, now, #33. People are so sick. Paris is just a dumbass.
jrzmommy | October 2, 2006 at 1:29 pm
bum lookers.
Angry Ferret Jones | October 2, 2006 at 1:35 pm
# 30 – Your use of hyphens is out-goddamn-standing. Keep up the good work!
Glossed Over | October 2, 2006 at 1:39 pm
I’d expect nothing less from Ms. Hilton. She doesn’t get press by acting demure, you know.
http://glossedover.com
vegasrr | October 2, 2006 at 1:43 pm
Yes, these pics are from this past weekend at TAO’s one year anniversary party. At least she only showed her ass this time. At the club opening last year, she didn’t feel like waiting in line for the ladies room, so she just pulled down her underwear in the middle of the VIP section and peed right there. You stay classy Paris!
theblemish.com | October 2, 2006 at 1:46 pm
Suprise suprise, Paris is a whore and has a visually disturbing ass.
http://theblemish.com
Brain Embolism | October 2, 2006 at 1:51 pm
@38 Angry Ferret, I don’t think #30′s use of the hyphen was to please you, as much as he was trying to make a statement about the asshats of the world killing innocent school children for the simple fact of killing them to glorify their sick fascination of getting their 15 minutes.
I applaud #30.
Hyphens are the shit though.
BarbadoSlim | October 2, 2006 at 1:53 pm
Sources who work at the place informed me that afterwards, all chairs, counters, tables, glasses etc… had to be scrubbed, sandblasted and then sanitized with betadyne.
true story
Brain Embolism | October 2, 2006 at 1:58 pm
#43 Mr Slim- I hope they got paid overtime and hazardous duty pay?
AmishDude | October 2, 2006 at 2:12 pm
30, I feel that heathen should be hung up by a wire and bloodlet.
skilzaw | October 2, 2006 at 2:14 pm
why is it that all photoshopped crotches have an ass cheek curtain that drapes between the thighs? do people really believe that’s what a woman’s crotch area looks like? oh yea, computer geeks. I forgot. photoshopped crotches are ALL you guys see.
bigponie | October 2, 2006 at 2:15 pm
something wicked and carnivorous lives in that trash-bin.
fapfapfap | October 2, 2006 at 2:18 pm
previous comments notwithstanding, i’d hit that pooper
Nikk The Templar | October 2, 2006 at 2:23 pm
…and in other news…..
TheDarkLady | October 2, 2006 at 2:26 pm
I wonder if there is a way to have a party where only the obnoxious 20-somethings (and most of their parents) show up, then find a psycho to gaslight into going in there with an M-16?
Just a thought…