UPDATE: Paris Hilton shows her bum

HEY EVERYBODY! It’s the NEW Tara Reid!

Paris Hilton Loves the Cock, but not as much as Tom does.

God, she’s such an Asshole…….What is wrong with that girl? I guess any publicity is good publicity, no matter how far down you have to sink…..Paris, go the fuck away already!

What do you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?

A mechanic.

i’d hit it. not only would i hit it, but i’d HIT IT hit it. in case you don’t know what THAT meant, it means in the bum.

face!

Just imagine Travis Barker hitting that.

Now THAT’s hot.

http://www.HolyCandy.com

I can’t tell which one’s her ass and which one’s her face they both look so much alike…

Did you see the look of confounded horror on the security guard’s face?

http://resized.file.sc/anon/w2f0nGWj.jpg

I’m telling ya, y’all’re nuts! That butt’s fine, way better’n my old lady’s, and I’ll bet better’n yours too. Sure it’s probably flabby. So what? Slice me off a piece, Paris baby!

18 – pinky_nip..

Been to Paris, (France) and it really does stink. Especially Le Metro.

Never been to Paris (Slut)and I can only assume the city smells like a bouquet of roses in comparison.

I do not understand. Someone as aesthtically unappealing…no striking physical beauty…i see women standing on the corner waiting for a damn bus with more natural beauty and charisma than this refrigerator with legs. Its not her fault…its OURS. Its the people in society who remain preoccupied and obsessed with her. Its MSNBC and FOX News who include the loss of her dog in major news briefs. Its like we continue to feed the beast…its very insulting…and we wonder why other countries hate us so much…

Well, number 46, actually that really IS what a womans crotch looks like.. i mean being a woman who owns a mirror, thats what it looks like. Im not denying the fact that that could be photoshopped, cuz paris’ crotch prolly looks more like what you’d find down the shower drain, but unless you never saw ur reflection in a mirror or ur a guy, you should know better …

doesn’t anyone hit the gym anymore?

Good Lord, does she go anywhere without her chach hanging out?

MONDAY, OCTOBER 2, 2006
THIS CONTAINS PARIS HILTON CONTENT –
THE MUSIC BAND SHINY TOY GUNS WAS SIGNED TO UNIVERSAL MOTOWN RECORDS IN JUNE OF 2006 – AND THEIR LEAD SINGER CARAH FAYE CHARNOW IS LINKED TO PARIS HILTON AS HER DUMMY VOCALIST —
YOU WILL BE HEARING ALLOT MORE ABOUT THIS BAND SHINY TOY GUNS SOON IN THE MEDIA…

EDITED AND UPDATED AT 9:00 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, Monday, October 2, 2006 ***
I COPIED THIS INFORMATION FROM MY WEBSITE AND HAVE POSTED IT HERE AS A COMMENT/BLOG/TRUE NEWS (sic, GOSSIP) ITEM…

This SHINY TOY GUNS band news story just gets better and better! Now their record company UNIVERSAL MOTOWN has the band going to visit a kid that just had CHEMO THERAPY on a supposedly friendly – COVER MY ASS ATTEMPT VISIT! – given that I started blogging and reporting about the bands forays back in February/March/April 2006 during late nights after their scheduled concerts at the homes of MINORS – the band SHINY TOY GUNS had sent out bulletins on myspace.com (I KEPT COPIES OF THE BULLETINS THAT THE BAND SENT OUT TO UNDERAGE FANS) soliciting minors – stating that if any club venue did not allow under 18 year olds in the venues, then the band SHINY TOY GUNS told these MINOR CHILDREN/TEENS to find some remote home away from the club that they were playing at, and after their scheduled concert, they would come and play a private one-on-one concert for them! I called the Philadelphia police department and filed a complaint and asked the police department to watch these guys and to send out bulletins across the country to other police precincts to watch this band SHINY TOY GUNS after their concerts, and I told the police that the band SHINY TOY GUNS had solicited underage kids on the internet. NOW UNIVERSAL MOTOWN records are on a BIG PUSH TO TRY AND CLEAN UP THIS BANDS IMAGE, in preparation for their CD release on OCTOBER 17th. They had them on MTV and the female singer CARAH FAYE CHARNOW stated ADAMENTLY THAT SHE DID NOT DO ANY VOCALS FOR PARIS HILTON ON HER CD – LIES – yet the band SHINY TOY GUNS HAD UP ON THEIR WEBSITE A STATEMENT CLAIMING THAT CARAH FAYE CHARNOW WAS PARIS HILTON’S DUMMY VOCALIST (I MADE A COPY OF THEIR OLD WEBSITE WITH THE INFORMATION THAT THEY POSTED STATING THAT CARAH FAYE CHARNOW WAS PARIS HILTONS DUMMY VOCALIST – THAT IS WHAT THE BAND STATED ON THEIR OWN WEBSITE BACK IN FEBRUARY, 2006 – NOT THAT CARAH HAD DONE DEMOS FOR PARIS, BUT THAT SHE WAS THE DUMMY VOCALIST FOR PARIS HILTON! – AND THEY KEPT THIS INFO UP ON THEIR SITE FOR A GOOD THREE MONTHS!) In addition, when the band SHINY TOY GUNS were in New York City in January, 2006 working on the re-work of their WE ARE PILOTS cd – that they are re-releasing on October 17th, 2006, Carah Faye charnow FLEW TO LOS ANGELES TO DO THE DUMMY VOCAL WORK FOR PARIS HILTON – WHICH I STATED IN THE PAST WAS HOW PARIS HILTON DEVELOPED HER SINGING STYLE FOR STARS ARE BLIND, AND HER OTHER TRACKS… CARAH LAID IN HER VOCALS AS A GUIDE VOCAL TO HELP PARIS HILTON WITH HER VOCAL DELIVERY, AND SHE ALSO DID THE BACKING VOCALS FOR PARIS – PARIS LIKED THE HIGH SWEET VOCAL STYLINGS THAT CARAH HAD DONE ON THE SONG -LE DISKO- TOWARDS THE END OF THAT SONG YOU WILL HEAR WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT – THAT VOCAL DELIVERY AT THE END OF THAT SONG CHANGES – AND IF YOU LISTEN TO OTHER SONGS ON THE CD THAT THIS SHINY TOY GUNS ARE RELEASING SOON YOU WILL HEAR SOME OF THE SWEET HIGH, BREATHY VOCAL STYLE THAT CARAH FAYE CHARNOW USES, THAT PARIS HILTON WANTED TO TRY AND EMULATE ON HER CD. AND, CARAH FAYE CHARNOW ALSO DID SOME VOCAL WORK FOR A BAND CALLED EPITAPH ON THAT TRIP TO LOS ANGELES (CARAH FAYE CHARNOW IS A SELL-OUT, MUSIC HOE!) WHEN Carah Faye Charnow returned to New York from Los Angeles, the male band members FIRED HER… they called me via telephone at my apartment phone number in New York City (Mikey Martin called me on his cellphone from the recording studio they were using called TO THE BEAT, AT THE FILM CENTER BUILDING IN NYC, 7th FLOOR) he called my Harlem apartment office phone – a LAND LINE – and I had someone with me in my production office, and I had him on speaker phone – MIKEY MARTIN TOLD ME THAT THEY HAD FIRED CARAH FAYE CHARNOW FROM THE BAND SHINY TOY GUNS AND THEY WANTED TO HIRE ME TO REPLACE HER… THIS IS TRUE, AND I HAVE A WITNESS TO THIS TELEPHONE SPEAKERPHONE CONVERSATION! – THEY PUT CARAH ON THE PHONE WITH ME… and she sounded very upset … then Mikey Martin launched into one of his sexual exploitation TyRADS WITH CARAH… launching into his LITTLE GIRL VOICE, and telling me how sexy I sounded on the phone, with Carah there…. ALL THE MALE MEMBERS OF THE BAND SHINY TOY GUNS ABUSE CARAH FAYE CHARNOW EMOTIONALLY, MENTALLY, AND SEXUALLY… THIS IS A FACT… but Carah is so DRIVEN TO TRY AND BE A POP TART.. that she lets them DO IT TO HER! I REFUSED THE OFFER OF REPLACING CARAH… I DID NOT LIKE THE WAY THAT THEY TREATED HER, AND I TOLD THEM SO… WHAT THEY DO TO CARAH IS ON THE JOB SEXUAL HARASSMENT IN MY OPINION. I STUCK UP FOR CARAH FAYE CHARNOW… THEN AFTERWARDS, I REALIZED THAT CARAH IS JUST ANOTHER DUMB HOE, ANOTHER DUMB MUSIC HOE, WITH NO SELF-RESPECT! SO CARAH FAYE CHARNOW DESERVES EVERYTHING THAT WILL COME HER WAY WHEN THE TRUTH ABOUT THIS BAND FINALLY COMES TO THE SURFACE OVER THE NEXT FEW MONTHS! AND…. BACK TO PARIS HILTON… THE OTHER MUSIC HOE… PARIS HILTON EVEN HOSTED A PARTY FOR THE BAND SHINY TOY GUNS IN SOUTH BEACH, FLORIDA SEVERAL MONTHS AFTER CARAH FAYE CHARNOW HAD FLOWN OUT TO LOS ANGELES TO DO HER DUMMY VOCAL WORK FOR PARIS HILTON… if anyone out there was at the nightclub in South Beach where the SHINY TOY GUNS band appearing in concert with PARIS HILTON HOSTING THAT PARTY, please E-mai me with any pictures that you may have of that event, and any info… I wonder if PARIS HILTON LEFT THE CLUB WITH CARAH FAYE CHARNOW THAT NIGHT…. (I would not be at all surprised if Paris Hilton and Carah Faye Charnow had a little TET-A-TET that night…. if you know what I mean! – which I am sure you do!) PLEASE E=MAIL ME if you were at that nightclub that nightclub in South Beach when SHINY TOY GUNS WERE PLAYING AND PARIS HILTON HOSTED THE BAND AND AN AFTER PARTY FOR THEM. thank-you…
I am in the process of putting together a PRESS RELEASE that I will distribute to all MEDIA and DATELINE NBC and 60 MINUTES, AND several other news magazine programs. IF SHINY TOY GUNS AND THEIR RECORD COMPANY WANT PUBLICITY – BOY ARE THEY GOING TO GET IT! THE TRUTH ABOUT THIS BAND, AND THEIR LIES AND DECEPTION, AND PEDOPHILIA, AND DARK EVIL PAST WILL BE DISCLOSED TO THE PUBLIC. This record company is promoting a band that targets an underage group of kids – and the leader of this band produced the music for GRAND THEFT AUTO III – the drummer Mkey Martin BARFS AND SPITS on young kids who go to see their shows… I have kept all the fan comments that have been up regarding each incident involving inappropriate onstage and off stage interactions that this band have had with MINOR CHILDREN/TEENS.. PARENTS ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND WORLD SHOULD KNOW WHAT THIS BAND SHINY TOY GUNS ARE ALL ABOUT…. AND THEN DETERMINE WHETHER IT IS A BAND THAT THEY WANT TO ALLOW THEIR MINORS TO GO SEE LIVE, OR TO CONTRIBUTE TO THIS BANDS SUCCESS BY BUYING THE BANDS CD, given the history and background of the band SHINY TOY GUNS… I would not want my MINOR TEENS/KIDS to go to a SHINY TOY GUNS concert nor would I support this band by purchasing their CD given what I know about how their music is created, how this band lies, steals, and preys on MINORS.. and the list goes on and on…. AND the male lead singer has a 2 1/2 year old child that he took on tour with the band. This baby would be in the club awake at night with cotton in the kids ears, that would fall out… therefore not offering any protection to the childs ears, with ROCK MUSIC BLASTING beyond acceptable decibal levels for hours. The kid looked disoriented and uphappy, and it was well past BEDTIME for a child that age! I complained about the fact that the band had this baby on tour with them, and would keep the kid up at night and take the kid into the ROCK CONCERTS LATE AT NIGHT. The kid looked unhealthy and was poorly dressed. And the mother was drinking BEER along with the father GREGORI CHAD PETREE in the nightclub with the kid there and the music BLASTING! I told them that this was not good parenting! THERE IS SO MUCH SHIT — ON THIS BAND IT IS AN OUTRAGE…. that UNIVERSAL MOTOWN RECORDS, signed these 3 guys and 1 deceptive woman and are now promoting these people to THEIR TARGET AUDIENCE – WHICH ARE MINORS – UNDER 18 YEAR OLD GIRLS… PRIMARILY… UNIVERSAL MOTOWN ARE IN FOR A VERY BIG WAKE-UP CALL WITH THIS ONE —- MY PRESS RELEASES ARE GOING OUT TO ALL MEDIA THIS AFTERNOON – ALONG WITH A LIST OF INTERVIEW QUESTIONS THAT REPORTERS SHOULD AND MUST POSE TO THIS GROUP OF EVIL-DOERS – SHINY TOY GUNS… they will be exposed FOR WHAT AND WHO THEY ARE VERY SOON!
soooo…. let’s RECAP the background of this music band SHINY TOY GUNS…. AND WE WONDER WHY THERE IS SO MUCH CRIME ACROSS AMERICA AND VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN, PEDOPHILIA, TEENS WITH MORE MENTAL PROBLEMS THEN EVER BEFORE…. AND THE LIST GOES ON AND ON… ONE OF THE REASONS IS THAT AMERICA HAS RECORD COMPANIES THAT SEEK OUT THESE TYPES OF MUSIC PRODUCERS AND SIGN THEM AND PROMOTE THEM TO AMERICAS YOUTH… I’m starting to think that some of those crazy Evangelist preachers who preach about the evils of rock n roll ARE NOT SO CRAZY AFTER ALL!(and I got the crazy Evangelist preacher line from a website called Jewhoo.com you can e-mail the editor and let him know I used it editor@jewhoo.com) Given all the info that I have gathered on this band SHINY TOY GUNS… and direct contact that I have had with this band, and having watched how they produce their music and how they got signed to Universal/Motown records, and how this record company is now promoting this band to Amercia and the World… I am VERY WORRIED ABOUT THE MUSIC INDUSTRY AS A WHOLE… THERE HAVE TO BE CHANGES MADE IMMEDIATELY, AND THESE RECORD COMPANIES HAVE TO BE ACCOUNTABLE FOR WHO AND WHAT THEY SIGN TO THEIR LABELS AND PROMOTE.
RECAP ON SHINY TOY GUNS: so we have two members of the band SHINY TOY GUNS = Jeremy Dawson, and Gregori Chad Petree who are males in their mid-thirties who are seasoned music producers having produced the music for GRAND THEFT AUTO III, and also music for NIGHTCLUBS – Jeremy Dawson also does DJ work and has produced music for an OCCULT nightclub in OKLAHOMA, I have all the info on this OCCULT nightclub and the artist who IS ALSO ASSOCIATED WITH THIS OCCULT NIGHTCLUB and assisted the band in it’s early stages with costumes and art direction. The photography that was done for the band early on… was done by an Oklahoma photographer who had commented on CARAH FAYE CHARNOW’S myspace.com page (I have saved to disc everything on this band SHINY TOY GUNS since February 2006 to date)this photographer who did the photography for the band stated on Carah Faye Charnow’s myspace.com page that he wanted to STICK HIS PENIS IN HER…. and that this was a clear sign that she was highly MARKET WORTHY in the music industry. The band male members have tattooed guns all over Carah Faye Charnow’s body, and have photographed her naked and semi naked floating in someones swimming pool in Oklahoma, which they used on their first CD release. Jeremy Dawson and Gregori Chad Petree both have solicited underage girls via myspace.com from their band page, and they interact one-on-one with many of these underage girls on a daily basis through not only emails but with instant messaging. They send out very personal E-mails to underage girls and play mental head games wth these girls. Mikey Martin the drummer is also involved in this internet interaction with these underage girls. Jeremy Dawson admitted to me in July 2006 that he had been sexually abused as a child. And there are many scientific studies that state that men who were sexually abused as children generally grow up to be sexual abusers of underage kids themselves. These guys SHINY TOY GUNS are not a bunch of kids who practiced their instruments in the family garage and then got a band together — they are men in their mid thirties who strategically spent several years planning what their strategy would be for this music band that they have (Mikey Martin is the youngest male member of the band at 24 years old and they use him as the MUSIC HOE PIMP)…. Jeremy Dawson and Gregori Chad Petree in 2002 sat down and wrote quite a few of the songs they have on their CD by listening to every song they could find that they felt would work for the age demographic they were trying to reach which was UNDER 18 YEAR OLD GIRLS, PRIMARILY… these guys love to prey on 12 to 14 year olds…. I know this for a fact! (and they are in my opinion BI-SEXUAL, they interact with women primarily to BOOST THEIR MALE EGOS, AND TO MAKE THEMSELVES APPEAR TO BE STUDS TO OTHER MALES who they would actually prefer to be sexually involved with — this happens allot in the entertainment industry! Reminds me of a closet bi-sexual – who actually prefered men, that I knew in London, UK – this guy was supposedly one of Englands HOTTEST SEXIEST bachelors (SO THE PRESS SAID) and he had been involved with women like ELLE MCPHERSON, and WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT BLONDE MODEL WHO MARRIED THE MAGICIAN DAVID COPPERFIELD? I CAN’T REMEMBER, WELL HE WAS WITH HER FOR AWHILE TOO… AND ALSO SOMEONE CALLED KOO STARK (who he actually married for a brief period of time) Koo Stark was the HOE who was involved with Prince Andrew for awhile. So this GUY, WHO OWNS AN ART GALLERY IN LONDON, UK was actually a closet — YOU KNOW… HE PREFERED MEN… I KNOW THIS FOR A FACT! – I FOUND THIS OUT AFTER I HAD SPENT SOME PRIVATE TIME MYSELF WITH -HIM- and believe me when I tell you that I felt something was amiss, with this guy… it was the most boring sexual experience I have ever had! MORE DETAILS TO COME IN THE BOOK I AM WRITING ON MY LIFE… hey, there is a purpose to all this, and it is not TO MAKE MONEY, I want to reveal to the WORLD WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON OUT THERE, AND TO LET THE PUBLIC KNOW THAT ALL IS NOT WHAT IT MAY SEEM ON THE OUTSIDE, ESPECIALLY IN THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY! AND, my opinion is.. TELL THE TRUTH, COME OUT OF THE CLOSET… IF YOU ARE BI=SEXUAL OR GAY, I WANT TO KNOW, AND EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD KNOW TOO… WHY POSSIBLY ENDANGER SOMEONES HEALTH BY NOT REVEALING YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION? THERE SHOULD BE LAWS AGAINST MIS-REPRESENTING ONES SEXUAL ORIENTATION IN A RELATIONSHIP OR WHEN THERE IS INTIMATE CONTACT BETWEEN PEOPLE= THAT’S MY OPINION – AND ENGLAND…. IS FULL OF CLOSET BI-SEXUALS AND GAYS WHO MIS-REPRESENT! COME ON ALL YOU PUBLIC SCHOOL CLOSET CASES, DON’T MIS-REPRESENT!
…..So, BACK TO SHINY TOY GUNS… they stole melody and lyric concepts from existing material out in the market, and they also stole lyrics, melodies, and music styles from almost everyone that they have come in contact with… I was one of the persons that they also STOLE FROM… the last two bands that SHINY TOY GUNS have toured with, they have also stolen from.. (their recent new song JACKIE WILL SAVE ME… was titled KENNEDY, a rip-off song that a band called Kill Hannah had that they toured with) and the last two bands that they toured with ended up getting dropped from their record labels and/or getting their tours cancelled… anyone who comes into contact with this band SHINY TOY GUNS.. gets their music stolen by them, and then they have BAD LUCK… SHINY TOY GUNS band TRIES TO SHUT THEM DOWN… and SHINY TOY GUNS TRIES TO LATCH ONTO ANYTHING THAT IS OUT IN THE MARKET THAT SMELLS OF SUCCESS IN ANYWAY… by trying to associate themselves with whatever other band/artist is on the upswing… the male members PIMP OUT CARAH… really… they stated on MTV in the interview that they did * that they would send Carah out to NETWORK… folks… they would send Carah alright…. THEY PIMP OUT CARAH! They sent her out to get to TOMMY LEE of GUNS AND ROSES… and she did her networking with him… it’s a transference thing… Carah Faye Charnow then goes back to the guys in the band and reports what he was like in bed, what he is about… AND SHE THEN HAS SEX WITH MIKEY MARTIN… and I believe the other two guys get involved also… THIS SO THAT, THEY GET A FEEL FOR WHAT TOMMY LEE WAS ALL ABOUT… it’s called a transference thing…. and it boosts the egos of the male members of SHINY TOY GUNS… their MUSIC HOE f*cked tommy lee – and now she’s back f*cking them…. THIS IS HOW IS GOES…. THIS IS THE TRUTH… Carah Faye Charnow has done allot of NETWORKING (music hoe-ing) for SHINY TOY GUNS in the past 3 years! AND so.. we have music that sounds okay… their songs are getting allot of attention… HEY, they stole everything from existing material out in the market, and from other people…. REALLY CREATIVE AND ORIGINAL! GRAND THEFT MUSIC III – maybe Jeremy Dawson could produce music for a new video game called GRAND THEFT MUSIC III – I will start designing the softwear program! AND… then we have CARAH FAYE CHARNOW.. who they claim is 18 or 22 – but I believe that she is really 27 years old or maybe even older… who is BI-SEXUAL, and the drummer Mikey Martin BANGS HER to get her sexually aroused (bitch in heat syndrome) before their concerts. He also role plays for her and pretends that he is a little girl at times and even changes his voice to a little girls voice, to turn her on sexually. I have witnessed Mikey Martin playing these head games with Carah in the recording studio, along with the other male members of the band who watch as Mikey Martin role plays sex games with Carah… and they like to record her vocals when she is OFF BALANCE and in her little girl bi-sexual (bitch in heat syndrome MODE) Mikey Martin also does sexual role playing as a LITTLE BOY.. they are all actors… and this little boy, little girl SEX ROLE PLAYING THAT THEY DO IS BASICALLY PEDOPHILIA…. they like to interact with YOUNG TEEN GIRLS.. and CARAH is bi-sexual… and advocates this type of interaction by the men of the band with MINOR CHILDREN, it turns her on. Mkey Martin comes from a family of criminals, he told me in January of 2006 that some of his family members had spent time in PRISON for violent crimes, and that his parents were members of a notorious motorcycle gang and that he had a very troubled childhood. He also complained to me that his parents would never allow him to see a doctor or seek medical attention when he needed it…. Mikey Martin told me his entire life history the first day that I met him in New York City at the recording studios that I was using. He also SEXUALLY HARASSED ME, AND KEPT ASKING ME TO MARRY HIM! and it was AGGRAVATED SEXUAL HARASSMENT! EVERYDAY! THERE IS SO MUCH MORE INFORMATION ON THIS BAND THAT IS SO OUTRAGEOUS… that parents across the country MUST KNOW.. the record company UNIVERSAL/MOTOWN and this band SHINY TOY GUNS are targeting an under 18 age demographic – AND THE RECORD COMPANY MUST BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR MARKETING/PROMOTING THIS MATERIAL TO AN UNDERAGE GROUP OF KIDS… they know what this band is about….
TIME TO CLEAN UP THE MUSIC INDUSTRY!!! LET THE LAWSUITS BEGIN! AND LET’S GET A NEW GOVERNMENT AGENCY RUNNING TO PUT THESE PREDATOR RECORD COMPANIES AND TELEVISION AND RADIO STATIONS THAT PROMOTE IN CONCERT WITH THEM INAPPROPRIATE MATERIAL TO UNDERAGE KIDS – OUT OF BUSINESS!!!!— WELL.. THE ONLY SOLUTION IS TO FINE THEM HEAVILY AND SHUT THEM DOWN…. TAKE THEIR MONEY TO FUND THE GOVERNMENT AGENCY AND THEN SHUT THEM DOWN…. THAT’S THE ONLY SOLUTION HERE….

AND THAT’S MY COMMENT & RANT for today…
hope it wasn’t TOO LONG and winded for some of you… BUT IT IS THE TRUTH… and I felt like sharing —- with everyone..
dalenadubois DOT COM -

Dalena, that post was longer than RichPort’s cock.

I belive you may, in fact, be a bit psychotic. But then I go to your site to find out you jack the nasty grooves like a madman! Goddamn outrageous!

PS – Sexy Ass MILF!!

Um, OK, I’ve seen better asses (Jessica Alba comes immediately to mind), but I’ve seen worse ones, too. Not that I wanted to see it. Thanks a lot, now I don’t have to imagine what Paris Hilton’s ass looks like, the magic of the Internets has brought the ass into my home. Now I gotta disinfect.

Yeah, not a lot to say about Paris displaying her somewhat less than perfect ass except… her parents must be proud. And Nicky Hilton, too, because as long as Paris is around, Nicky will be “the smart one” and “the classy Hilton sister.”
The power of low expectations.

If you had any doubt at all that meth is bad, check out # 68.

Ewwww. Pic # 2 clearly shows herpes-laden ass pimple scars – at least one on each cheek. Fucking dirty bloated cunt.

Actually I do agree with #68 about the spiritual aspects of music. People, especially children, need to guard their senses to music that influences them Case is point, the band She Wants Revenge. One lyric, “shes in the bathroom, she pleaures herself..says I’m a bad man, shes locking me out…its cuz of these things…”. There are many pedophiles who have created an uprising within our community posing a dangerous threat to our children. If you are/were a hard-core gang member, and spend 5 minutes listening to hard-core gangsta rap, I think it is true that the individual would then feel the urge towards violence afterwards.

I disagree with #68

she’s sad, but she smiles

Holy Fuck, 68, are you goddamned Leo Tolstoy of the internet celeb rag set?!? Motherfucker, I can now brly kp mmmmy eys opn….good nght alll…………ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz

Here parents must be so very proud of her, on a daily basis she just fulfills every parents dreams, wants and wishes. Who wants to be a Hilton?? not I said anyone with a brain and some class and some taste and some tact. how sad to be that desparate abd needy for attention.

I just love the horrified look on that man’s face in the second picture.

I’d hit it…

…wearing a 3-ply heavy duty rubber and that nifty strap-on from the movie Se7en.

Thanks to thesuperficial I am more familiar with the nuances of Paris Hilton’s body than my husband’s. This is why I am frigid, people!

I’m amazed she’s wearing panties!

Maybe she’s going the good way, starting with wearing panties.. later on she’ll lose the need to show her buttcheecks and so on..

Yep I’ve got a good eye on this.

…ya but don’t ya wish you had her money ^^

You’re all a bunch of fucking slaves

Damn that bitch finally lifted the veil off her face and that bitch has got one ugly mean face. Hate to see what her ass looks like. Shudder.

its funny in the front on pic you can fully see pink full brief undies then when you whip her around theres none, how do full brief undies disappear like that? without quick removal?

ALSO its not old pics it was at her resent album release party

love you funny f**ker

BEPSY

Yikes. That DuBois chick is straight up batshit! She must have been recently released.

hey.. TMZ.com has a video of this little incident… You might wanna check it out.. even hit print screen when it gets to the part when she does a high kick and shows her goodies to the whole club..

here is a shot of her highkick…

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2006/10/hilton_spl_1002_275.jpg

hey bepsy… They arent full brief panties.. its a thong.. not sure exactly how you thought that was a full brief underwear.. watch the video i posted above of the whole thing..

WHOARF!!!

@77:

How much did you have to drink last night?

Rock and Roll Takeover (god I dry heave at how fucking corny that is) is a poor-man’s Paris Hilton.

#68 – Stick to being a MILF…

#69 – You’re actually right. As a test, I printed it out in a generously small font and yes, it is still longer than my unfairly lengthy johnson, and slightly wider.

On a side note, please do not ever again discuss my package in comment 69 if you’re a dude. That is all.

#92 – At least Paris’ tits are real.

you know, she has to know that her DAD sees these pictures, you would think that it would gross her out or give her the heebiejeebies knowing that, and yet, she still tries to show as much as she legally can.

I’m glad they still have this post up, because it totally reminded me that I need to take my drapes to the cleaner.

Is #68 the Unibomber? I mean, that can only be described as a fucking manifesto. So, um…….solidarity, sister?

R and R – the account that “your” pictures were under was created 5 minutes before you posted yesterday and the timestamp on the pictures (all the same, not terribly smart) puts you in the Mountain time zone, my dear Floridian. That’s what five minutes of checking coughs up, my dear. I’d say that the good posters here at the Fish are just a short time away from posting pictures of your dear, sweet parents and every other detail of your life. Be warned.

Also, horses are made for glue, not riding, so your love of gimpy studs makes me giggle. Think about it.

@97 No one is making glue out of me, I’m to fast, not in bed thoughPinky_nip,….trust me….LOL

I think if I ran into that R N R chick I would definately give her a Cinncinatti bowtie……

Cinn. bowtie: When you reverse titty-fuck a girl. So your balls and cock are upside-down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It’s called “cincinnati” because they do everything backwards there…….

98–Madonn’!

@99 LOL

Brain Embolism told me he would give her an Alabama hotpocket………I’ll let you guy’s look that one up………….

#98 – HA!!!

I’m exhausted just thinking about how much #68 typed.

I knew I should have stayed in bed. I could use a good bowtie.

@ number 68, nobody wants to know, nobody cares, and nobody wants to read about it. Start a blog or something, so that people can choose to read it (not that they would anyways) instead of having it crammed down thier throats.