UPDATE: Nicole Richie arrested for DUI

December 11th, 2006 // 99 Comments

nicole-richie-dui.jpgNicole Richie was arrested for a DUI early this morning after two drivers spotted her SUV going the wrong way on the 134 Freeway in Burbank and called 911.

When the CHP responded, Richie was stopped in the carpool lane and was alone in the vehicle. When cops approached the vehicle, Richie was on her cellphone. Law enforcement officers tell TMZ Nicole Richie admitted she had taken Vicodin and smoked pot. A preliminary alcohol screening device revealed that Nicole was not under the influence of alcohol.

The booking sheet also reveals that Richie is spectacularly healthy at 5’1″ and 85 lbs. She’s so tiny the two drivers that saw her SUV probably couldn’t even see her in the driver’s seat. They must’ve thought it was a ghost car. Or maybe two babies driving, with one trying to steer and the other furiously working the pedals.

UPDATE: Now with 50% more mugshot.

*UPDATE: The Smoking Gun has a copy of Nicole Richie’s DUI booking sheet from this morning and compared it to her booking sheet from February 2003 when she was arrested for heroin possession. Apparently in the three year span between arrests she’s shrunk one inch, lost 5 lbs, and changed from white to black.

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Comments (99)

  1. DrunkBlogger | December 11, 2006 at 9:48 am

    I hate when people say, FIRST!!!

    http://www.youtuberoast.com

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  2. *required field | December 11, 2006 at 9:50 am

    maybe she veered off when she had to use both hands to hold up the vicodin tablet

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  3. Rockstar28 | December 11, 2006 at 9:50 am

    You know what I love most about this site? It’s like a review…of the gossip I generally read at least 5-24 hours earlier on other sites. Way to grab the torch there…you really are a trailblazer.

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  4. fergernauster | December 11, 2006 at 9:52 am

    BAM!!!

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  5. crabbie | December 11, 2006 at 9:53 am

    They should’ve let her crash.

    http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

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  6. enfilade | December 11, 2006 at 9:54 am

    Damn, you’d think these celebrities would realize it’s a bad idea to drink and drive by now.

    http://www.scandalsnappers.com/

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  7. jesseeca | December 11, 2006 at 9:54 am

    i don’t think she’d really need to drink that much to bring her above the legal limit. Maybe 2 tbs. of Nyquil?

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  8. fearsarewishes | December 11, 2006 at 9:54 am

    Ms. Richie may soon regret that admission bit.

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  9. jesseeca | December 11, 2006 at 9:56 am

    I can’t imagine driving after taking Vicodin considering I took one after surgery and I ended up having a seizure!

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  10. Jacquelantern | December 11, 2006 at 9:57 am

    Dumb biatch! Maybe this will make her get her shit together… Hopeful… but doubtful!

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  11. CelebSlam.com | December 11, 2006 at 9:59 am
  12. jrzmommy | December 11, 2006 at 10:00 am

    And it’s down, down, down we go! Where is rock bottom? Nobody knows! Woo HOO!!!!! Jump, Nicole, JUMP!!!

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  13. ch474 | December 11, 2006 at 10:01 am

    Viocodin is very low in fat while pot is high in fiber.

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  14. AnnoyingPseud | December 11, 2006 at 10:02 am

    Who is giving this poor misguided girl Vicodin? She’s so tiny, a little pharmaceutical goes a long way. What’s sad is this need to destroy herself, to erase herself, when by all rights, she’d have a charmed life if she stopped being so frackking self-loathing and destructive. Where is this girl’s mom & dad in all this shit? Probably getting more plastic surgery…..Ugh.

    I can’t even adequately pick on this poor shrivelled little girl, she’s just so sad and lost and misguided and straight up dumb.

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  15. PapaHotNuts | December 11, 2006 at 10:03 am

    She kept slipping through the prison bars and trying to escape, so the cops put her in a mayonaisse jar with a stick and leaf, then poked holes ino the top so she could breathe.

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  16. polypam | December 11, 2006 at 10:04 am

    The thing is, she wasn’t even drinking alcohol. She had some cough syrup and because she weighs 85 lbs, it was enough to get her drunk.

    Don’t mess around with Robitussin, kids.

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  17. Spindoc | December 11, 2006 at 10:04 am

    Now I know why she’s back to hanging out with Paris. She only loves Paris for that big wad of pot Paris trucks around in her purse.

    As for her weight, take off a few pounds for the big clunky shoes and the hundreds of bracelettes she was no doubt wearing when they busted her.

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  18. polypam | December 11, 2006 at 10:06 am

    Damn #8, I didn’t see your post before I posted mine. My bad. Great minds think alike.

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  19. Binky | December 11, 2006 at 10:11 am

    85 pounds ? That must be a typo. She was probably carrying 85 pounds and on her way to Britain.
    She can’t be more than 60 pounds – tops.

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  20. normella | December 11, 2006 at 10:17 am

    Admitting to smoking pot is such bullshit. She wouldn’t be 85lbs if she smoked pot.

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  21. BoognishRising | December 11, 2006 at 10:19 am

    Spectacularly healthy??? LMAO! She looks like a Charms blow pop. Didn’t she fire her stylist because she was sick of her promoting unhealthy body images or something. I can see that’s going well.

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  22. VeryLiberating.com | December 11, 2006 at 10:22 am

    All 8 pounds couldn’t soak up the alcohol from a thimble.

    http://www.veryliberating.com

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  23. Not from the CIA | December 11, 2006 at 10:23 am

    I was so shocked when I read this I almost choked on a pretzel. I wanted to raise my kids to be just like her one day, but now?! No way!

    Excuse me while I go weep for my lost innocence.

    http://www.papparelli.com

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  24. SPODLUMT | December 11, 2006 at 10:29 am

    She was parked in the commuter lane on a major highway talking on her cell phone and high on Vicodin? I wish those sluts the Hilton sisters came along in their limo and rear-ended her so all three could die in a fiery inferno. God’s way of saying “get those skanks off my planet!”

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  25. the boy | December 11, 2006 at 10:29 am

    That this wretched hellspawn is of any relation to the mighty Lionel Richie is beyond me. He must be ashamed…

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  26. Eikooc | December 11, 2006 at 10:35 am

    Lionel Richie’s daughter?…I thought this was the child of Skeletor.

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  27. noonespecial8888 | December 11, 2006 at 10:37 am

    Being a celebrity (for what, I don’t know….regardless) I’d think that she’d have the money for a taxi or limo.

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  28. Italian Stallion | December 11, 2006 at 10:39 am

    LOL @16……..

    When they told her to stand sideways for a side view picture, it came out blank………

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  29. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | December 11, 2006 at 10:41 am

    Girls on Vicodin give the best head. Especially if you put Vicodin in your urethra.

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  30. Alex | December 11, 2006 at 10:41 am

    #26

    Don’t lose any sleep. She was adopted by Lionel Richie, which actually gives her more legal relations/rights than his real daughter, but no blood relation there.

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  31. RichPort | December 11, 2006 at 10:53 am

    Did they have to get a child seat for the back of the police car when they hoisted her off?

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  32. HollywoodSnark | December 11, 2006 at 10:54 am

    85 lbs? wow…I’ve eaten 85 lbs of mashed potatoes in one sitting before…..

    http://hollywoodsnark.com

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  33. polypam | December 11, 2006 at 10:55 am

    It was bound to happen. Two weeks ago it was all about Britney & Paris. Last week belonged to Lindsay. The natural order of Hollywood celebutards dictates that it was Nicole’s turn to light up the gossip columns. And she did it with such class, I am quite impressed.

    Way to go, Nicole!

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  34. BarbadoSlim | December 11, 2006 at 10:57 am

    The Simple Life: Prison Encounters, E viewers get the cahnce to see Nicole eating rug every night and watch as our young star becomes big Shanickwa’s bitch.

    Hilarity will ensue!!!!

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  35. Jenster | December 11, 2006 at 11:10 am

    nah, Shaniquwa like them thick.
    anyhoo this is way more entertaining than reading about Paris and Nicky showing their man-legs in a limo at Hef’s house.

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  36. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | December 11, 2006 at 11:20 am

    I love it when hilarity ensues, followed of course by hijinx.

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  37. Raebees | December 11, 2006 at 11:22 am

    FIRST!!!

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  38. Tyler Durden | December 11, 2006 at 11:25 am

    Am i the only one who thinks this is the hottest photo of nichole ever? maybe its the knowledge that shes about to have a rubber glove inserted into her orifices during a strip search that does it for me. and is she half-smiling?

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  39. PrettyBaby | December 11, 2006 at 11:46 am

    Oh I’m so Pretty!

    I love a huge dong when it takes me rectally!

    Ooooooooh Yeeeeesss!!!

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  40. BarbadoSlim | December 11, 2006 at 11:48 am

    Hehe now that you mention that #39, you know that all these publicity craving degenerates are gonna start getting arrested just so they can see which one takes the “cutest” or “hot” mugshot.

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  41. libtard | December 11, 2006 at 11:56 am

    You know……. Lionel Richie seems so normal and nice, whereas this child is such a mess. What kind of fucked up genes did he pass on to her? I’m beginning to think that a blood test may be in order here.

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  42. MousePotato | December 11, 2006 at 11:59 am

    All I can say is that this new arrest of DUI for Nicole Ritchie is really indicative of her suicidal desires. The girl should not be drinking any alcohol. Her body is the size of an 8 year old. Someone needs to sit down with her and compile her wishes for her funeral. Help her pick out her casket and find out what clothing she wishes to wear. They need to arrange as to whom will do her hair and if she wants an open or closed casket. They need to decide on her final resting place. (plot) I hope she is smart and has all this in order as she is going to need it………………….very soon.

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  43. CowgirlUp | December 11, 2006 at 11:59 am

    ROFL at #32!

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  44. wedgeone | December 11, 2006 at 12:07 pm

    #14 – LOL. Very well put.
    #30 – OUCH!! I curled up in the fetal position just thinking about how a Vic stuffed into my dick would feel.

    Now maybe Nicole and Paris will become friends again, since they both have a DUI in common.

    Let’s just hope that they both have their court dates one after another . . . in the same courtroom. Oh how the paps will storm the building that day.

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  45. ToiletDuck | December 11, 2006 at 12:07 pm

    Pretty fuckin’ nervy of those cops – the poor girl just pulled over to have her dinner…

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  46. HolisticWisdomcom | December 11, 2006 at 12:16 pm

    Considering her weight, she could just smell someone’s beer and it would make her drunk!

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

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  47. PrettyBaby | December 11, 2006 at 12:16 pm

    #40 Very cute post!

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  48. carpemundus | December 11, 2006 at 12:17 pm

    i was with her. she only gargled with mouthwash. dont know how she blew .08…

    carpemundus.com – thin, but not too thin

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  49. ToiletDuck | December 11, 2006 at 12:26 pm

    It’s good publicity for her – now all she has to do is show off her snatch…

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  50. pus-eater | December 11, 2006 at 12:27 pm

    85 pounds!!! You could put your dick in soft and when it gets hard you could listen to her bones crack!

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