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llllllllll | November 28, 2006 at 8:17 am
PRIMERA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jrzmommy | November 28, 2006 at 8:18 am
GAH!!!!!!! My rods and cones are all burnt away!
llllllllll | November 28, 2006 at 8:19 am
Can anyone say GORBACHEV ass?
KatMac | November 28, 2006 at 8:23 am
I mean… damn! You just don’t NOT notice when your vag is swinging in the breeze! How cracked out do you have to be before you lose all feeling below the waist anyway?
yournamehere | November 28, 2006 at 8:23 am
that’s hot! (especially the scar)
Jacquelantern | November 28, 2006 at 8:24 am
FUCKING SICK!! I hate to say it but Paris is looking better to me everyday….. Since when is she the classy one?
Jacquelantern | November 28, 2006 at 8:26 am
Oh yeah… and at this rate… Kevin is gonna get the kids and her money. What the f is she thinking? It almost seems like Kevin is less of a hick than her.
Boodlelicious | November 28, 2006 at 8:29 am
Ick poo. Seriously, she’s taking this whole, “I forgot to wear pants” thing wayyyyy too far. (and yet again, Paris looks like the angelic, demure one)
yournamehere | November 28, 2006 at 8:31 am
again paris somehow looks good, with her “must stop flabalanche” reach around
Yenstah | November 28, 2006 at 8:31 am
Panties would clash with her flip flops. Y’all don’t no nuthin bout fashion
Binky | November 28, 2006 at 8:33 am
You people obviously don’t follow high fashion.
I believe that little black number is from the new ‘Cunt-a-Lot’ line from Versace.
shankyouverymuch | November 28, 2006 at 8:33 am
Ewwwww you can see her cesarean scar!!!!!!! Can anyone say elephants twat!!!!!!
serial snarkalec | November 28, 2006 at 8:34 am
Just another fat blob and slash to go with her belly, thighs and c-section scar. What do you expect from trailer park trash? All she’s lacking are a spit cup on the floor, a lapful of peanut shells, and a beer foam mustache.
somechick | November 28, 2006 at 8:35 am
She is so disgusting! In one of the pictures, it looks like her period is coming out and you can see her c-section scar. How attractive. Also she has the worst ass I have ever seen.
Jenster | November 28, 2006 at 8:36 am
its giving me nightmares, and im not even sleeping.
that thing is more beat up than one of
Mike Tyson’s girlfriends.
Dean | November 28, 2006 at 8:36 am
I don’t even know what to say to that. In a word, distasteful. Ya know, 5 years ago, if she’d posed for Playboy everybody woulda loved it. This, however, is an entirely different spin on “posing nude”.
somechick | November 28, 2006 at 8:39 am
she makes me want to vomit. probably they divorced because she made k-fed gay! and why did they have to bring innocent children into this world. Neither of them is fit to be a parent. Perhaps child welfare will come and take the children
EHeidiU | November 28, 2006 at 8:39 am
VOM!!!!!
RichPort | November 28, 2006 at 8:41 am
Geez… Paris sure has taken that no panty policy a bit too far… I would have preferred a lacy crotch shot to that meaty flesh fold… her re-hotness lasted only two dresses. Her crotch is all patchy, like a high school kid trying to grow a beard. Sad I tell you, just sad.
lisad71 | November 28, 2006 at 8:42 am
Never in my wildest dreams did I ever want FedEx to get any money or the kids…until now.
This chick is a washed up, scuzzy redneck whore who needs to grow up and start acting like a mother.
Where the HELL is Lynne Spears? She needs to intervene BIG TIME!
llllllllll | November 28, 2006 at 8:44 am
Will someone please tell Paris Hilton never to wear those jeans again. They look homeless and probably smell like Brittney’s twat and besides, they are not helping Hilton’s ass watsoever.
Ren | November 28, 2006 at 8:44 am
Jesus.
There’s no way this is an accident..this many meat curtain fashes and a bum fat show all at once?
She’s doing this on purpose and it’s disgusting.
shankyouverymuch | November 28, 2006 at 8:44 am
On the other hand, this stunt should really bump up future record sales!!!… the mothers of (especially) young teen girl will really love this. Look kids, it
UNWASHEDMASSES | November 28, 2006 at 8:45 am
Is she even wearing a skirt? It’s so short it looks like it’s just a long shirt. The angle on the ass shot is not that upskirt, is she walking around in public with her nasty bits on display? Paris’ influence is already apparent. For years Brit fans have longed for more than an award show nip slip, one night with Paris and they get a c-section vag with a side of surprisingly flat ass.
bigponie | November 28, 2006 at 8:46 am
that looks like freddy kruger’s burnt up face and I swear I think it’s saying “huh”.
PapaHotNuts | November 28, 2006 at 8:47 am
Pizza
Car Wrecks
Pictures of pussy
No matter how bad they are, you still kinda enjoy them.
FecalPellets | November 28, 2006 at 8:47 am
#14 –You just described what the pic looked like before it was cropped.
#21 –Where do you think brit brit learnt those charming cuntry ways?!
Ren | November 28, 2006 at 8:48 am
Someone needs to buy that girl a fucking Segway or something so she doesn’t have to actually sit when she needs to travel..apparently sitting without flapping her vag in the wind is giving her some problems.
PunjabPete | November 28, 2006 at 8:48 am
Sad to say, Bspears is taking career advice from Philton. Unbelievable.
Nice C-section scar… Sexy.
And with a C-Section, that vag should not look like it has been used to store an umbrella in.
Disgusting!
captainwalker | November 28, 2006 at 8:50 am
I DONT KNOW BUT I BEEN TOLD
PHOTOSHOP PUSSY GETTIN’ MIGHTY OLD
reflight | November 28, 2006 at 8:53 am
“Brit, I know it’s like, hot, to flash the vag for the assembled unwashed heathens, but please, stop tea-bagging my seats, dahling. Now, let’s go take over the Men’s so we can do a rail of Quik.”
RichPort | November 28, 2006 at 8:54 am
The Anti-Panty Poon Platoon.
llllllllll | November 28, 2006 at 8:55 am
#30- ok I could understand you saying the c-section scar is sexy if it was a result of she giving birth to your child…I’m really trying to make sense of it here…or perhaps you have a Frankeinstein fetish?
julieann1969 | November 28, 2006 at 8:57 am
OMG!!! Is this a new rights of passage thing for young celebs? if it is…it needs to stop. Looking at her fresh c-section scar and worn out snatch…GROSS!!! She needs to stay home with her 2 babies and act like a mother. She is really going to have to start acting like a fit mother to keep custody of them. Tip: Paris Hilton as your new best buddy…not the best judgement call. Having her baby drive was better…
xo_breathless | November 28, 2006 at 8:58 am
the only thing missing from this is a tampon string.
even paris is embarassed by her.
lisad71 | November 28, 2006 at 8:59 am
#28 – Hahhahahahahahaha! I just hope we don’t see THAT anytime soon.
Just saw a pic of KFed looking human at Tao. Maybe he’s smarter than we give him credit for. The wife is showing the world she is a pantiless whore whose gettin it on Paris so he does the opposite by ditching the wifebeater, shaving and acting human.
bill clinton | November 28, 2006 at 9:04 am
dang that girl is gorgeous! give me a dumb southern girl with some fat and scars anyday, it’s like home cookin. just call her “pretty” and then lean back, sip your mint julip, and enjoy the pathetic frenzy of putting out. yeehaw!!!
Solaera | November 28, 2006 at 9:04 am
WTF? Why is she doing this? That has to be deliberate. God. I was actually kind of rooting for Britney after she dumped K-Fed. But now…BFFs with Parasite, the gross clothes, the nasty hair extensions, the ubiquitous flashes of snatch. She hasn’t changed. She’s worse.
I have to agree with #8. Britney is out hicking K-Fed by a country mile.
Missallanpoe | November 28, 2006 at 9:05 am
Paris is actually trying to cover her up? “Thats inappropriate Britney! Close your legs!” That’s just a shocker. Either that or she was really grossed out by it. Also. nice scar Britney, wtf is that? Either someone stabbed her or it’s a stretch mark. An enormous one.
You stay classy, Britney
SuperG | November 28, 2006 at 9:05 am
The look on Paris’s face(not to mention her hand)says it all…”She’s hot”.
julema | November 28, 2006 at 9:05 am
Is it a contest between LLohan, Paris and Britney: Who is the biggest slut in hollywood!!??
And they are role model for young girl…………
And they can have the most expensive, gorgeous, sexy lingerie in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ImaCracka | November 28, 2006 at 9:06 am
In that last pic think Paris is actually trying to keep her decent…. like ” Only show a little brit… not the whole damn thing!!!!!”
ponk | November 28, 2006 at 9:06 am
lol @ 33
“see, nothing up my sleeve”, says the wizard.
PunjabPete | November 28, 2006 at 9:10 am
#34 – Please let me introduce you to my friend, SARCASM.
leewhee | November 28, 2006 at 9:10 am
These gals is desperate for attention. In the olden daze, fading starlets would show some cleavage or a bit of leg to make the papers. In more recent times (i.e, like last year), they might let a nip slip. Now we’re down to full beaver shots. What’s left really?
sometimesboy | November 28, 2006 at 9:11 am
you know, i don’t blame her pussy for wanting to get out more…how would you feel if you’d spent the last two years taking a beating from k-fed…i say we should all just leave britteny’s pussy alone…give it some room to breath…let
the healing (over) begin…
nice pics, but why is britney sitting on paris hiltons shoulders? (see what i did there….see…cause paris is a cunt face….)
ImaCracka | November 28, 2006 at 9:12 am
And you know…… after I cleaned the cream corn looking chud off my screen….. I am kinda impressed… still looks to be in rather good shape down there….. not all tore up…. guess Timberlake and Kfed are no Tommy lee’s……
I’d hit that redneck…… Brit… not Kfed.. in case you were confused…..
FecalPellets | November 28, 2006 at 9:12 am
#46 –Open chest wounds, I guess.
ponk | November 28, 2006 at 9:13 am
…and I thought VJ Day was Aug 14.
ImmaAssClown | November 28, 2006 at 9:14 am
please don’t throw rocks at me, but I always though Fed-X was the “voice of reason” in that relationship.
and yes, I fully realize the implications of that statement. she doesn’t. obviously.