“Okay, Ms. Spears…….We’re going to work on helping you help your boys to develop healthy eating hab………Ms. Spears this might be more useful to you if you take your head out of the bag of Cheetos so you can see what I’m doing here………..”
Hopefully this court ruling will give Britney the push she needs to get help and learn how to be a good parnet. My daughter is 11 years old and fears for her future generation that have been influenced by the likes of Spears and Lohan.
Oh dear, Britney is going to fail her tests like she did in school all over again. Just retire already!
@41 Wedgeone – I agree, I am very tired of this stupid tramp in the news everyday
You know, she was so busy working as a kid she never got to go to school and carry the little egg around in Sex Ed…….so this isn’t really her fault………..
“People need to realize that Britney is just trying to shed this “good-girl” “girl-next-door” image and trying to appeal to an older, maturer audience. You’ll see. once her album comes out and her new fans accept her all this craziness is going to pass.”
There’s so much wrong with this statement, I don’t even know where to begin. She’s trying to shed her good girl image. I think she succeeded after the 800th time she exposed her loose, flabby snatch to the world. Or the 600th time she left the house without pants. Or the 500th she was photographed with some skuzzy dude looking blitzed out of her gourd.
And since when is being mature equated with being a skany, drugged up idiot who dodges responsibility, neglects her children and is completely disconnected with reality. Are you 12? Retarded? Or Britney Spears? (The last two are kind of the same thing, so sorry for being redundant.)
And finally, “older, more mature” people wouldn’t buy this trick’s garbage. Her target age group is 12-17, anyone else older than that wouldn’t be caught dead listening to that mindless drivel she calls music unless they were as brain dead as Britney.
Of course she went out and partied after she got the ruling! She’s finally getting away from the responsibility of taking care of those kids!
Those paparazzi should all be dragged off and shot. What a bunch of wankers.
At her weight, you’d think the story would sink to the bottom of the page.
I’d pay to have her DNA tested to see if she is really human or a deformed orangutan. And, by deformed orangutan, I mean deformed orangutan. Maybe a nun. Nah, too easy.
@32 I’m in for 16 days. Lets her sober up only to realize what a fuck up she’s been and drown the thoughts/sorrow with drugs, all night at a club, and then getting caught pantyless puking in the middle of the parking lot right before she passes out…whaddya think?
K-Fed should’ve practiced on his 1st kid with S. Jackson on how to be a parent.
@55- uh, did you follow me last night or something? weird.
The upside is that she’s finally being forced to get help with basic parenting skills. The downside is that her class teacher is Savarin Dejesus:
Paparazzi clouds should be illegal. I don’t care if it is public property or what. Its clearly harassment. Yeah, Brit and LiLo are pretty messed up and it is mostly their fault, but having a swarm like that around you any time you go outside would make the most collected person go a little nuts.
The Paparazzi are leaches. Sure, they need to make a living, but how is it legal for them to drape themselves over cars to get a shot? I hope LA passes an act that keeps those roaches at least 50 feet from their targets.
@57 Veggi – I follow you all the time. Nice driving last night. I like how you almost hit that tree.
#50– RIGHT ON SISTER!!!!!
Except for that I don’t think her snatch looked all that flabby. I think it looked like a piece of shaved ham.
Accented with c-section scars, of course.
Will it make them less white trash?
We shall see…
Oh, and Britney is not living in reality. But we already knew that.
The funny thing is that any other guy (including Charles Manson) would have already received custody of the kids a long time ago. But with K-Fed… he is really the ultimate loser (only after the money anyways. remember: he did not care much about the custody of his other kids).
So the poor judge just can’t do it. It must be really hard to be a judge on that case and decide between these two glorious examples of the human race…
She obviously doesn’t really want those kids. Hell, I wouldn’t want them either.
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