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spottedtan5 | September 19, 2007 at 10:13 am
Drug free? Is that possible for her?
jack moonshine | September 19, 2007 at 10:16 am
trying to be first
Sassy | September 19, 2007 at 10:16 am
Oh this should be good.
iBlonde | September 19, 2007 at 10:17 am
second
jack moonshine | September 19, 2007 at 10:17 am
Damn it, just missed.
Too bad K-Fed’s thingy didn’t, poor kids.
Athena | September 19, 2007 at 10:21 am
“K-Fed and Brit are barred from consuming alcohol or drugs within 12 hours of when they are scheduled to take care of their children”
So its legal to take drugs when they are not scheduled to see the kids?
Mdiz | September 19, 2007 at 10:24 am
Again… The side Tittays! Man she is so on her way to Playboy or Swank. I’d still hit it… I would show up with a bucket of chicken and an engorged purple helmet yogurt slinger – all the time humming the first few bars of Sweet Home Alabama…Turn it up!
Snatchit | September 19, 2007 at 10:24 am
Okay, which is it? A few stories down the list you report that K-Fed was awarded the kids. Now you say Skank can keep them as long as she’s clean (impossible) and takes parenting classes (Step 1 – Recognize the fact you have kids…). So which is it?
Ah, hell… Forget it… Why do I even give a fuck??
* MISS UNIVERSE | September 19, 2007 at 10:25 am
The real sad thing about this whole ordeal is that all of these actions by the Judge is designed to make the children’s homelife more livable.
But imagine years from now when they are teenagers, all of the coverage and gossip will be archived online and they as well as all of their friends will instantly have access to EVERY public detail about their parents.
Also, what if Britney and Kevin does NOT adhere to the Judges ruling.
Are the kids going to be taken away and placed in a foster home?
Is that really any better??????????
ApacheRose | September 19, 2007 at 10:28 am
The Parenting without Conflict program is a standard order for any divorcing parents who are having the slightest trouble. The no drinking/no drugs for 12 hours prior to, and during time with the children is also standard. Both of those things were ordered during my divorce (though the no drinking/drugs thing wasn’t ordered for me, as I had no history).
It sounds like a big dramatic thing, but it’s just normal. The parenting coach and drug testing, though, is more telling.
Annie Rexia | September 19, 2007 at 10:35 am
Christ. I absolutely cannot get over how fucking retarded looking that kid is. He has that piggy/pale inbred look. All thats missing is the third ear. Somebody throw that thing in a sack and toss it off the bridge already.
Ryan | September 19, 2007 at 10:42 am
They should let them eventually starve their kids instead of telling them how to be parents. Even if I was a shitty parent, its still up to me and not a judge.
Barry LeFarge | September 19, 2007 at 10:43 am
They’re going to need more than one
FRIST!!! | September 19, 2007 at 10:45 am
Barred from taking alcohol or DRUGS 12 hours before taking the kids??? Did I read that right? So it’s ok to snort some meth as long as it’s 13 hours before getting them, but then you have to take drug tests twice a week, I’m confused. I work in family law, and never heard of that contradictory rule.
I think the judge is on crack.
Zoey Lund | September 19, 2007 at 10:54 am
Random drug tests twice a week – with no time limit?
You know you’ve fucked up when…
NoAngel | September 19, 2007 at 11:05 am
I think that the whole K-fed/Spears saga has had way too much mileage already, but I am happy those kids are going to be looked after by the state. The no drugs/alcohol thing is mostly for alcohol. It leaves your system you should be ‘clean’ within 8 hours of your last drink — unless you are drinking so heavily you wake up still drunk the next morning. Then they’re screwed.
Those parents are both a train wreck; Brit just gets more attention cause she’s the one with the $$$$ and we all know Fed-Ex is after it.
Would foster care be better for them? Yes, in the right home, with stable adults, who love them. I would believe that the judge’s ruling is laying the groundwork to sever the parental rights of these two fucktards if they keep messing up on this grand scale. That means the right foster family or another family could adopt them, and that would be the best thing for those two little boys.
Neither parent really gives a shit about those kids. Brit’s a hot mess and Fed is just after her money. Custody of the kids gives him more money in his greedy no-talent pockets.
K-Fed should be ordered to get a vasectomy and Brit should be ordered to get her tubes tied. Then neither one of these wastes of skin could ever breed again.
Where’s Judge Judy when you need her?
bob | September 19, 2007 at 11:07 am
ok i read that this parenting coach is going to monitor britney’s parenting skills. like she’s not going to be on her best behavior? please. they should do that shit undercover & then you would know for sure how poorly she parents. idiot judge.
LadyJane | September 19, 2007 at 11:09 am
……We’ve secretly replaced Britney’s two children with sacks of flour and drew faces on them. Let’s see if her or Kevin notices…..
Giggles | September 19, 2007 at 11:10 am
You know this is the beginning of the end…….she doesn’t listen to anyone, why would she listen to a judge?
PC | September 19, 2007 at 11:26 am
She went out to a club after this verdict. It’s very telling in my opinion. I think the judge’s orders went in one ear and out the other. She hasn’t listened to anyone else so far, why would she listen to the judge? She thinks that since she’s a “pop star,” she is invincible and her money will protect her from the system. Loser.
MeG | September 19, 2007 at 11:36 am
It’s so sad when a parent, and I use the term loosely where Britney is concerned, can’t even take the ruling of a judge seriously where her children are concerned. She was laughing, for fucks sake, as she got into the car. (See the TMZ.com video) Then she proceeds to put on this sad pout bullshit, but can’t even keep a straight face.
Bitch has issues.
jrzmommy | September 19, 2007 at 11:44 am
“How ya’ll ‘spekt may to git my pee into that li’l ol’ cup?”
itspat | September 19, 2007 at 11:47 am
He should have added a daily weigh-in.
lambman | September 19, 2007 at 11:49 am
well, I guess K-fed is a single dad now.
LL | September 19, 2007 at 12:01 pm
I think the kid is cute. I think that Suri kid is cute, too, too bad her parents are farkin’ crazy.
When a judge has to tell you you’re a suck-ass parent, you’re a bad mother. And father. K-Fed only looks this good because he’s got Britney to compete against. As The Superficial might say, a wood chipper is a better parent than Britney. An Al Qaeda suicide bomber is a better parent. A mile of broken glass is a better parent. I think you can see where I’m going with this…
LK Bozic | September 19, 2007 at 12:05 pm
why does her son look like chris farley in that pic?
umawwi | September 19, 2007 at 12:09 pm
People need to realize that Britney is just trying to shed this “good-girl” “girl-next-door” image and trying to appeal to an older, maturer audience. You’ll see. once her album comes out and her new fans accept her all this craziness is going to pass.
Frick! | September 19, 2007 at 12:31 pm
It’s gonna be fricken impossible to get this girl to listen to what anybody has to say anymore, or actually obey them. I just don’t see it happening. Rebel, drug addict, whatever; she just ain’t gonna do it! Not even with the threat of her kids being taken away. I don’t see it happening. I see her more likely being hauled off to jail for not obeying the judge’s terms, and all that mumbo jumbo law crap. Yeh, that will be next; Britney hauled off to jail like the rest of the bimbo lot!
katydid | September 19, 2007 at 12:41 pm
She’s probably thinking, “No drugs or alcohol for 12 hours before I get the kids? How am I supposed to put up with those little shits?”
lola | September 19, 2007 at 12:44 pm
I give her to mid october to really screw things up for herself….she is already spotted out drinking and drugging and in no time we will see shots of the hairless cooch … She doesn’t have a “maternal bond” because she simply does NOT want to be a mother.
PLEEEEASE | September 19, 2007 at 12:48 pm
#27 she is trying to appear to a more “mature” audience??? what the hell! does that mean!!! Drugging is NOT mature and possibly losing your children is trainwreck NOT mature???? She LOST the mature audience and has the trailer trash 13 and under audience…all Im saying so get your hillbilly ass together
wedgeone | September 19, 2007 at 12:53 pm
This is getting better with every update! What’s the over/under for number of days before Britney blows it and loses her kids?
I declare 9 days. Who wants to place a bet?
havoc | September 19, 2007 at 12:55 pm
LMFAO!
The best part was that pussy paparazzi/photog getting his foot run over!
What a pussy! Try moving dumbass. Or better yet, get a REAL JOB.
Fucking tapeworm……
Maybe next time one of them will get killed.
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Duchess of Dork | September 19, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Hah.. nice. Way to go, Brit.
Robert | September 19, 2007 at 1:00 pm
haha PARENTING FOR DUMMIES
Danklin24 | September 19, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Random drug testing twice a week? Isnt that an oxymoron? What the hell is so random about it?
Jimbo | September 19, 2007 at 1:01 pm
@ 32 Wedgeone – I am in for 12 days
PunkA | September 19, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Next time I hope they plow the whole lot of paparazzi under. Scumbags. Trying moving away from the car next time instead of totally draping yourselves over it. If that dude sues, he should be checked for a brain. And a vagina.
Danklin24 | September 19, 2007 at 1:05 pm
#12 i pray to god you never have kids, jackass.
PunkA | September 19, 2007 at 1:05 pm
I’ll take that action. Courts move slow, unless celebs are involved. I bet 16 days from when the testing starts. Anyone know when that begins?
wedgeone | September 19, 2007 at 1:07 pm
OK, Jimbo takes the “over”. Check.
FISH, Why did you have to move this post back up to the top? Please put Petra’s spread back where it was. I can speak for all of us when I say we’d much rather see a supermodel instead of a superwhore.
Joe Testosterone | September 19, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
someone stop them .. please
http://testosterone-zone.com
Daily Babe and blogs
Frick! | September 19, 2007 at 1:09 pm
Y’all! I is cryin’ cause I slammed the car door on my damn hoo-ha again! Youch!Keep fergettin’ them panties! Dang! Oh yeh, my chitlin? Fuck them, I don’t need them stinkin’ kids no more…anyways, they effed up my career big time, so I’m given them the stinkin’ boot! I is country and thats the way we do it in them backwoods! So fuck y’all!
LF | September 19, 2007 at 1:09 pm
Hahahahahahaha.
jrzmommy | September 19, 2007 at 1:09 pm
“Okay, Ms. Spears…….We’re going to work on helping you help your boys to develop healthy eating hab………Ms. Spears this might be more useful to you if you take your head out of the bag of Cheetos so you can see what I’m doing here………..”
Parenting-The Hardest Job We'll Ever Love! | September 19, 2007 at 1:10 pm
Hopefully this court ruling will give Britney the push she needs to get help and learn how to be a good parnet. My daughter is 11 years old and fears for her future generation that have been influenced by the likes of Spears and Lohan.
Bump Gossip | September 19, 2007 at 1:12 pm
Oh dear, Britney is going to fail her tests like she did in school all over again. Just retire already!
http://www.bumpgossip.com/articles/16/1/Britney-Is-A-Big-Druggie—Tell-Us-Something-We-Didn039t-Know/Page1.html
Jimbo | September 19, 2007 at 1:13 pm
@41 Wedgeone – I agree, I am very tired of this stupid tramp in the news everyday
jrzmommy | September 19, 2007 at 1:14 pm
You know, she was so busy working as a kid she never got to go to school and carry the little egg around in Sex Ed…….so this isn’t really her fault………..
27 is a moron | September 19, 2007 at 1:15 pm
“People need to realize that Britney is just trying to shed this “good-girl” “girl-next-door” image and trying to appeal to an older, maturer audience. You’ll see. once her album comes out and her new fans accept her all this craziness is going to pass.”
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There’s so much wrong with this statement, I don’t even know where to begin. She’s trying to shed her good girl image. I think she succeeded after the 800th time she exposed her loose, flabby snatch to the world. Or the 600th time she left the house without pants. Or the 500th she was photographed with some skuzzy dude looking blitzed out of her gourd.
And since when is being mature equated with being a skany, drugged up idiot who dodges responsibility, neglects her children and is completely disconnected with reality. Are you 12? Retarded? Or Britney Spears? (The last two are kind of the same thing, so sorry for being redundant.)
And finally, “older, more mature” people wouldn’t buy this trick’s garbage. Her target age group is 12-17, anyone else older than that wouldn’t be caught dead listening to that mindless drivel she calls music unless they were as brain dead as Britney.