Jive Records is officially giving up on trying to get Britney Spears to promote her new album. They’re not even planning a tour despite her single “Gimme More” topping the charts. The label realizes that Britney doesn’t care and is apparently becoming fed up with her antics. NY Daily News reports:
“They can’t get Britney to do anything!” said a source close to the label and Spears. “They did get her to do one photo-shoot for some promotional materials, but beyond that, they can’t trust her to even show up. This album could’ve been so much bigger with Britney involved. This is the one opportunity they have to try and sell a million records. They were forced to [go on with] their marketing plan.”
Britney may not even care about the money as her estimated worth this year is near $100 million. Her activities in the press seem to emphasize a detachment with reality:
But her bizarre behavior was evident as recently as Sunday, when our spy found her looking confused as she wandered around the locker room of the Four Seasons Hotel in L.A. — wearing just a bikini bottom. When another woman asked her where the hotel pool was, Brit replied, “Oh, is there a pool here?”
You see what I did there? I started the day off with a scary story because it’s Halloween. I mean, c’mon, how frightening is that? You could be walking around, minding your own business and then “Bam!” topless Britney Spears! Eeeek! But don’t worry. Just tell her you work for Jive and want to take some promotional photos. She’ll shriek and vanish into the night. Presumably to Taco Bell. It’s where the Britney feeds waiting for her next vict – Hey, did you just see that? Was that a nipple? *sniffs* Hot sauce? I didn’t have Mexican… Look! Behind the couch. A stretch mark! AHHH!!
UPDATE: On his radio show this morning Ryan Seacrest managed to get Britney Spears on the phone and you can tell why Jive is fed up. Take a listen and, during the first few minutes, it almost sounds like Britney doesn’t even know she released an album yesterday. She does however know that she loves fried chicken. I’m as shocked as you are.
#18 she already DOES look like Elizabeth Taylor…old and worn out! geeze, kids today…
@49 – a windowsill? a patio? No one will get it.
What dumb fucking bitch!!….she needs to get drunk and go play in traffic…on the 101…@ 2:00 AM, when all the drunks are leaving the clubs….so that her kids may grow up in peace….
What dumb fucking bitch!!….she needs to get drunk and go play in traffic…on the 101…@ 2:00 AM, when all the drunks are leaving the clubs….so that her kids may grow up in peace….
I would totally hit dat’ass. There is no sex like crazy chick sex. And I could get all nasty and porn-movie on her ass and she wouldn’t know the difference. From the A$$ to the mouth? No problem, because she’s crazy.
The girl cant sing anymore nor can she dance she has lost any talent she used to have. She needed to quit when she was on top at least people would have remembered good things now all they think of when you hear Britney Spears is a waster always in the media for crap behaviour.
@50 – if you go as a Fire Hydrant all the dogs and homeless people will pee on you. I will give you a ride.
Veggi – you are going to be a pot head? I thought you would dress up as a bottle of Jack
Thanks 57. I call shotgun.
Sadly I just received a report that two of the Jimbo Trolls are dead!! These two poor soles were lost when the shoe factory caught on fire.
http://www.reuters.com/news/pictures/slideshow?collectionId=1220
LOL
Promotion? Are you fucking kidding me?! The legal struggle between Britney and whatshisface (yes, I know his name, no I refuse to type it, or capitalize the “w”) is the best promotion any record company could ever hope for. It’s alomost the same thing as rappers “feuding” with one another; except with the hip-hop feuds, you have a handshake and there’s a contract signed. The homeboys know what they’re doing. Britney’s just doing all this by happen stance. It just happened. She just happened. DId I mention that I wish all the world’s rappers would blow each other’s brains out?
Britney please die already so we can forget you like we did Anna Nicole.
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Honey…
That slideshow soooooo just made my day!
has anyone else noticed that there is no link to hear the radio interview on ryan seacrests website? anyone know any place else where i can go to hear it?
I’m soooooooooooo glad it did Murph.
How are you doing sweetie?
I’ve missed you so much.
The only reason I come hear is to read the stuff this guy writes about stars. He’s one of the funniest comedians on the internet.
I laughed..
@59 Does that mean that there is one more troll that needs to die?
@58 Shotgun is yours
Here’s a link to the phone interview:
http://www.kiisfm.com/pages/britneyphoner.html
I love the Britney Meltdown updates here. It’s like, every day I get invited to a Schadenfreude Party.
Personally, I think this bitch is retarded. I mean for real. If she’s not retarded, and that might be mean to people who are retarded, she’s got to be the fucking stupidiest woman on earth.
I’ve never heard a song of her’s all the way through, but watching her wreck her life is fascinating. Remember when people were only concerned with whether her breasts were fake or real? Now she’s taking parenting lessons from Michael Jackson. “No bitch, wave the baby out tha window. Don’t just hang it there.”
Not only is she fat and deformed with those bubble lips, she’s a retarded moron.
My 3 month old brother speaks better than she does. Isn’t $100 million dollars enough to retire on and give your kids a great life without all the trailer trash antics?
Why in the hell is anyone downloading her music? Seriously, her two fans couldn’t have done that many downloads. Idiots.
Yay Britney!! You do it, girl, whatever you want. Keep going sweetie, you’ll find that pool.
See, first everyone was mad because she wore clothes without panties.
And now they’re mad because she wore panties without clothes.
Make up your mind, people, god!!
You wear whatever you f’in want to, Brit Brit. You’re Britney, bitch, you don’t need no freakin’ pool.
she has some work done..
on her lips
u guys just kill me with those comentaries aahahhHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Everyone is either gay or braindead. Ryan Seacrest is the link that brings the two worlds together.
Can we have a TRANSCRIPT?
I don’t have time to listen to a linear audio track.
I love Britney. I love her more now than ever. C’mon, if you are all honest with yourselves, you are having a great time. Every Britney story posted on The Superficial gets me excited cos I can’t wait to see how she’s gone a little more crazy. I think it’s a great thing, it’s what celebrities are ultimately here to do: entertain, and yeah, I am entertained.
But can we get a TRANSCRIPT of the interview!?!?!?
This girl is a mess. Drugs, mental illness. I’m surprised no one has tried to get her committed yet. She can barely make a coherent sentence. I hope the judge in her child custody case has ordered a psychiatric evaluation. Where is Britney’s family in all of this? Friends? As if she has any left.
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She looks like SKATA! and what the fuck has she done to her lips? Holy Hot MEes, Batman!
are you people really this naive? brittany spears is truly PERMAFUCKED. you can see it in her eyes. and from what i always read on here it confirms it. she has probably popped more X and done more coke that lohan and other combined. we just never heard about it. she can hardly take control of herself. and they way she never shows up for things…. sounds like me when i am STONED.
why don’t you post the radio call log because most of us would rather shove a fork into our eyeball then listen to ryan seacrest.
can someone get more nasty every day. Brit please bang Romo I hate the cowboy’s. After Romo take on the whole team. That would be worth while
can someone get more nasty every day. Brit please bang Romo I hate the cowboy’s. After Romo take on the whole team. That would be worth while and bring that no talent sis with u
can someone get more nasty every day. Brit please bang Romo I hate the cowboy’s. After Romo take on the whole team. That would be worth while and bring that no talent sis with u
But seriously, why is she so ugly now?
GM video breakdown:
$500 to rent whore house.
$10 for crap Party Store porno clothes.
$20 for useless chippies to stand in background.
$170,000,000 to make her look remotely human.
$500,000,000 bribed to useless buggers who bought song.
Tis true.
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LOL at the Jimbos
#55 That’s some funny S#it and true.
“Britney may not even care about the money as her estimated worth this year is near $100 million”
Gee, so that story about her being broke wasn’t true??? Really??? It seemed so real. But for sure this story is true.