Britney Spears decided to do the Halloween thing last night and dressed up like a busty pirate wench. Or so the caption of this photo told me. I just figured it was her normal outfit. She could wear a pirate hat and I wouldn’t even know it was a costume. I’d assume it was Britney’s way of saying she wants some Long John Silver’s. Or a thermos full of rum. I’m still learning the intricacies of her language. Now, if she only shows the right half of her vagina, that means Burger King, right? Or does her ass hanging out mean Burger King? I really should write this stuff down.
I threw in some shots of Britney sans the pirate get-up and Alli Sims getting pulled over early this morning after leaving the clubs. I know how much you guys love justice. But, trick or treat, they only got a warning! Halloween is fun.
UPDATE: According to ET Online, Britney was decked out in the pirate garb to attend a midnight release of her new album “Blackout” at the Virgin Mega Store in Hollywood. But, when Britney arrived, she couldn’t find a parking space, so she bailed and went clubbing with Alli Sims instead. Her publicist has to drink a lot.
yukadoozer | October 30, 2007 at 10:19 am
Obvioulsy on her way to her hostess interview@ Denny’s.
Tess | October 30, 2007 at 10:19 am
Trying to be first and embarrasing myself!
Clem | October 30, 2007 at 10:19 am
She looks good there!
yukadoozer | October 30, 2007 at 10:19 am
First.
Ascil | October 30, 2007 at 10:20 am
FRIST!!…Damn u!! Booobbssss
sertasheeplover | October 30, 2007 at 10:23 am
How does someone who has that much money..manage to look like crap on a regular basis. I mean, what is up with those extensions?? She did one thing right tho…seeing how busted her face is, she at least cover 65% of it with those bug sunglasses.
Fumus | October 30, 2007 at 10:24 am
The real first!!
Anyways, Britney should have dressed up like a responsible parent for Halloween, guaranteed no one would have recognized her.
breezy | October 30, 2007 at 10:29 am
Britney!!! The makeup on your chin doesn’t match your face!!! Blend that shit in before you leave the house!!!
ilikethemoon | October 30, 2007 at 10:30 am
Homegirl has some kind of crust on her sunglasses. Her facial fungi are spreading onto them!
* MISS UNIVERSE | October 30, 2007 at 10:32 am
She looks casually elegant and fashionable.
But it is amazing how the public never tires of her – day after day
Sunshine | October 30, 2007 at 10:34 am
Sunglasses at night! WTF!!!
Tess | October 30, 2007 at 10:34 am
Oh, and LMFAO at Alli Sims’ face in pic #7.
All I know how to do is act like a slut | October 30, 2007 at 10:36 am
she’s so predictable, Dress like a slut
Peter | October 30, 2007 at 10:39 am
When I was taking Psychology 101, we used to wear sunglasses at night and have another student lead up around to be able to fully understand the difficulties that blind people must face in their everyday lives. It appears that she is trying the same experiment with her ugly male friend leading her around.
leatherdaddy | October 30, 2007 at 10:41 am
mooo! this is not how i wanted to start my morning. shes nasty for so many reasons. when is the od finally going to happen?
big | October 30, 2007 at 10:45 am
I want to hit it so bad
gossipmonger | October 30, 2007 at 10:46 am
#8 Breezy,
Thats not makeup, sadly. That’s Cheeto dust… Hence the even nastier zits the next night (last pic shows it best)
cosmetologist | October 30, 2007 at 10:48 am
Is she ever going to let her hair grow out. She would have a lot more than one inch of hair by now if she didn’t use the extensions. She is so gross.
She should have dressed up as “Mother of the Year,” now that would have been a costume.
SaraDevil | October 30, 2007 at 10:48 am
Doesn’t she have Doctor’s competent enough to have cured her pin eye by now?
RENEE Z.... | October 30, 2007 at 10:55 am
Her new lips look ridiculous. And who is that Sam guy she’s always hanging around with? He seems shady to me. I bet he’s her drug dealer. If she kicks off a la Anna Nicole, there will be an investigation on his ass for sure.
TripleE | October 30, 2007 at 10:56 am
Britney Spears looks sad in these pics…swear I could have picked up something better at Macy’s blindfolded and made a better costume.
jane doe | October 30, 2007 at 11:03 am
hope sean and jaydn had/have a nice halloween kiddie party with kori & kaleb
a picture of the four of them in costume would be precious
jane doe | October 30, 2007 at 11:04 am
its very well knows he’s her dealer,fuck buddy & enabler.
melissa | October 30, 2007 at 11:07 am
I think she looks hot.
Lys | October 30, 2007 at 11:12 am
Why those celebrities always dressed up like tramps? I thought Halloween was all about vampires and monsters and ghosts, not prostitutes.
D.Richards | October 30, 2007 at 11:13 am
It would have been cool as shit if Britney dressed up as a gigantic herpe bump, complete with a white-head. Even better, I’d like to see Britney dressed up as a gigantic syringe. Awesome.
sharpeidude | October 30, 2007 at 11:16 am
Who knows? Maybe she’s wearing that costume because she wants a “salty hotdog”, eh?
Mal Reynolds | October 30, 2007 at 11:16 am
Look at the Brit’s eyes in the last pic. She is clearly impaired. I am voting for alcohol and some kind of barbituates. She has the flaccid look to her eyes and face that says “dowwnners puleeheazee…”
my comment | October 30, 2007 at 11:17 am
Dior should pay her NOT to wear their glasses.
Elliot | October 30, 2007 at 11:17 am
I hate her awful glasses. She looks like goddam Vincent Price in Return of the Fly.
my comment | October 30, 2007 at 11:21 am
G&D glasses, Dior, whatever… they need to get their products off her greasy piglet face.
marme | October 30, 2007 at 11:38 am
hahaha good one #31 my comment!
lux | October 30, 2007 at 12:16 pm
Nice costume. What’s with all these celebrities with crappy cheap costumes. You think she could have something custom done considering that she has (used to have) professional seamstresses that sewed her costumes for tours and performances. It’s ok to be slutty for Halloween but at least pull it all together like the Girls Next Door. They know how to to do slutty Halloween right.
InstantAsshat-AddFame | October 30, 2007 at 12:41 pm
It isn’t just that it’s got to be the cheapest pirate wench costume on Earth, but I ask you–who wears the bodice ribbons pulled up around their neck like halter top straps? She looks like a lobotomy patient dressed her…no, wait. Yep.
And the first picture of her in the black mini-skirt ensemble? The skirt is stained, like she spilled a drink down herself.
Another day, another fashion fiasco. That’s our Britney.
Tess | October 30, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Just look at a video with the paparazzi taking pictures of her and the constant flashing of cameras, I’m sure you’ll understand why she’s wearing those glasses all the time.
scott fornauf | October 30, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Ewww. Looks like she could use some Clearisol.
djthecat | October 30, 2007 at 1:08 pm
who is that guy? i thought she was effing tony romo…
Eva | October 30, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Shit! I am getting sick of the phucking fishnets! Wash ‘em already!
sla | October 30, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Why doesn’t she have a driver to take her to appearances?
No parking = maybe a lot of people came to see her (go figure), and to blow them off is pretty lame. But also in character for Brit.
It seems her response to 90% of her responsibilities is “didn’t feel like it.”
Matthew | October 30, 2007 at 1:35 pm
britney: where’s my moonshine I am a whore for halloween and I need my moonshine I hope Briande get my moonshine Trainwreck
Pedro McChang | October 30, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Where’s the rat-faced cow who is usually by Britney’s side? Probably getting a nose job as we speak.
Jbo | October 30, 2007 at 1:38 pm
More like MUSTY WENCH… I’m pretty certain that ribbon lacing up her boddice is NOT supposed to be tied behind her neck.
This chic is ANNOYING and STUPID on SO many levels!! AND, her lips are crooked – I’m sure she went to the first plastic surgeon she found in the phone book.
HO | October 30, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Wow #40, I think you’ve had your fill of moonshine for the day.
Britney is disgusting. That outfit looks like it came from Rite Aid at 75% off.
At least she got her nails done for the occasion.
Texas Tranny | October 30, 2007 at 2:06 pm
I see she’s wearing her jiz catching safety glasses.
mabbo | October 30, 2007 at 2:13 pm
well on a lighter note, she looks skinnier in these photos. Perhaps with her album out now she is being ordered by the record execs to lose some weight. Whatever.
JaniBalto | October 30, 2007 at 2:29 pm
Did she get a warning for not wearing her seatbelt?
Holee Molee!
Anybody know the over/under on her death date?
Roflcer of the Lawl | October 30, 2007 at 2:37 pm
Her face is all greasy and zitty, she needs to lay off the powders.
Sanela | October 30, 2007 at 3:10 pm
I think I def pulled that one of better:
Sanela | October 30, 2007 at 3:10 pm
I think I def pulled that one of better:
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Texas Tranny | October 30, 2007 at 3:14 pm
I would agree with you #48…………..very nice.