Britney Spears decided to do the Halloween thing last night and dressed up like a busty pirate wench. Or so the caption of this photo told me. I just figured it was her normal outfit. She could wear a pirate hat and I wouldn’t even know it was a costume. I’d assume it was Britney’s way of saying she wants some Long John Silver’s. Or a thermos full of rum. I’m still learning the intricacies of her language. Now, if she only shows the right half of her vagina, that means Burger King, right? Or does her ass hanging out mean Burger King? I really should write this stuff down.
I threw in some shots of Britney sans the pirate get-up and Alli Sims getting pulled over early this morning after leaving the clubs. I know how much you guys love justice. But, trick or treat, they only got a warning! Halloween is fun.
UPDATE: According to ET Online, Britney was decked out in the pirate garb to attend a midnight release of her new album “Blackout” at the Virgin Mega Store in Hollywood. But, when Britney arrived, she couldn’t find a parking space, so she bailed and went clubbing with Alli Sims instead. Her publicist has to drink a lot.
It isn’t just that it’s got to be the cheapest pirate wench costume on Earth, but I ask you–who wears the bodice ribbons pulled up around their neck like halter top straps? She looks like a lobotomy patient dressed her…no, wait. Yep.
And the first picture of her in the black mini-skirt ensemble? The skirt is stained, like she spilled a drink down herself.
Another day, another fashion fiasco. That’s our Britney.
Just look at a video with the paparazzi taking pictures of her and the constant flashing of cameras, I’m sure you’ll understand why she’s wearing those glasses all the time.
Ewww. Looks like she could use some Clearisol.
who is that guy? i thought she was effing tony romo…
Shit! I am getting sick of the phucking fishnets! Wash ‘em already!
Why doesn’t she have a driver to take her to appearances?
No parking = maybe a lot of people came to see her (go figure), and to blow them off is pretty lame. But also in character for Brit.
It seems her response to 90% of her responsibilities is “didn’t feel like it.”
britney: where’s my moonshine I am a whore for halloween and I need my moonshine I hope Briande get my moonshine Trainwreck
Where’s the rat-faced cow who is usually by Britney’s side? Probably getting a nose job as we speak.
More like MUSTY WENCH… I’m pretty certain that ribbon lacing up her boddice is NOT supposed to be tied behind her neck.
This chic is ANNOYING and STUPID on SO many levels!! AND, her lips are crooked – I’m sure she went to the first plastic surgeon she found in the phone book.
Wow #40, I think you’ve had your fill of moonshine for the day.
Britney is disgusting. That outfit looks like it came from Rite Aid at 75% off.
At least she got her nails done for the occasion.
I see she’s wearing her jiz catching safety glasses.
well on a lighter note, she looks skinnier in these photos. Perhaps with her album out now she is being ordered by the record execs to lose some weight. Whatever.
Did she get a warning for not wearing her seatbelt?
Holee Molee!
Anybody know the over/under on her death date?
Her face is all greasy and zitty, she needs to lay off the powders.
I think I def pulled that one of better:
I think I def pulled that one of better:
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I would agree with you #48…………..very nice.
We do have seatbelt laws in this state, don’t we?
i’m pretty sure she raided Avirl’s closet for that little number.
so the nails are back. how many days until the bitten ones reemerge?
Surprise, there’s an empty heart of chocolates in the picture.
Good job with the natural-looking smear of orange concealer on the right side of her chin.
yes sanela, you def look better. uh, where did the outfit come from anyway? i like the socks better than the fishnets…
It looks like Goodwill had their annual halloween costume clearance sale!
Brit must have thought the bodice straps would be more practical tied around her neck.
Who the fuck dresses this bitch?
LMFAO!
I like how she took the string from her waist that your supposed to tie in a bow and wrapped it around her neck! LOLOLOLOL!
Was the photo on the package from Wal-Mart not clear enough?
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People who think seat belts are any kind of actual safety device just might be a bit less stupid than Britney, which isn’t a compliment btw.
Stop being a pussy.
i love her!!!
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DAMN, she is lazy. Her costume looks like something she would wear anyways! She needs some black boots, a pirate hat, a choker, and to do her makeup and nix the sunglasses! Looking good on halloween is fun!
and by do her make up, not just slap on some wrong color foundation on a breakout and wear lip gloss. she should find foundation that matches her skin, blend it all over her face, and properly apply eyeliner, eye shadow, mascara and blush.
she could also stop biting her nails
wash and dry her hair
wear underwear that is hidden under cute clothes that fit
i guess i am just beating a dead horse
She’s an “average at best” bimbo, stop treating her like friggin royalty, ok?
Stupid Junkie.
What’s up with the sweaty herps she has goin on under her new and unimproved puffy lips in the last two pics? eeew. Lay off the cock Brit Brit!!!
she looks like she was making out with then swallowed a honeybaked ham… WHOLE
I am SO SICK of hearing about her, she is just a fucking douche bag.
blah blah blah her album’s getting mostly good reviews. It’s going to be at the top of the charts and songs will be played all the time at dance clubs. All this coverage is free publicity, and we’re about to see it get cashed out. So go on, put more money in her pocket, suckers.
i have that same bra from Target.
@58 – i didn’t mention anything about seatbelt safety, just alluded to the fact that it’s against the law to not wear one.
What I don’t get is why Britney has not figured out that she is Britney, Inc., a huge business outfit, that if run with class and style could make buckets of cash. Instead, she runs it like it is Britney’s Triaer Park, Inc., and dimished her brand. Sure, she still makes tons of money. But man, the chick could totally make more with some coaching and style help. But she is too much of a jail bait lot lizard to want help.
YAY!!!!! Look how wrecked they are!! I bet they are having a blast just hanging out, getting high and dancing. I wanna party with you Brit!! Invite me!
Fuck, that’s like, my wet dream. We would be ript out of our skulls.
She’s got all those mouth zits from doin too much powder…
Her extensions are ratty, her concealer is 5 times darker than her skin color, her lips are huge and she’s bloated. She also blew her custody rights, again.
Time to move on..I finally give up on her now. It’s over, B!
That’s so fucking hilarious… I actually thought that was her everyday “goin’ to Starbuck’s” outfit… I had to read the article to know it was a freaking costume.
her sunglasses are ridiculous.
i suppose no amount of money can buy style.
(or even a half decent stylist it seems?!)
her sunglasses are ridiculous.
i suppose no amount of money can buy style.
(or even a half decent stylist it seems?!)
one word: proactiv.
She’s a land Ho. He he.
Yar it be the filthy sea hag Shitney McBaldywhore, the filthiest pirate hooker in all the land. Blarny she be a horror, swab the deck with the arse of a newborn baby and eat four whole chickens for breakfast she will. She be as bright as the night and as sharp as a jellyfish.
I have that bra from Target, too! It’s lasted so much longer than those cheapo Victoria’s Secret bras.
@69– I think she gets that, but I also think that she doesn’t want to be controlled anymore like she has her entire career and her way of rebelling against it is not promoting her album, and firing anyone who attempts to control her. Think of her as Timothy Hutton’s character from “Ordinary People” and everyone else is Mary Taylor Moore. She’s depressed and crazy and wants to figure out who she really is, while everyone wants her to cover up her true emotions and pretend everything is perfect and normal.
Don’t get me wrong…I love Target! BUT ~ If my income was $70k per month…I would not be wearing undergarments from there.
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u shoul be asaned of ur self i meen come on u r 24 yr. old u have 2 kid’s 7 ur pregent agin as ur sis (ur lil sis) Jamielynespers i loved her show now she is pregnet u were my fav.celeb. everno u ur not i loved u when u piladed on cross road’s thats my fav. show plz brit S.T,O.P ur self go 2 rehab(again)!!!!
u shoul be asaned of ur self i meen come on u r 24 yr. old u have 2 kid’s 7 ur pregent agin as ur sis (ur lil sis) Jamielynespers i loved her show now she is pregnet u were my fav.celeb. everno u ur not i loved u when u piladed on cross road’s thats my fav. show plz brit S.T,O.P ur self go 2 rehab(again)!!!!