Uma Thurman’s man hunt

Superficial / December 7, 2005

uma_thurman_thumb1.jpgUma Thurman is on the hunt for a new man, insisting that she is still “out there and available if anyone’s interested”

She told Grazia magazine: “As one who adores the male species, I feel compassionately towards them. I’ve studied them carefully like a hunter watches its prey. I love all the guys out there.”

When you’re a rich, beautiful, famous blonde actress, I have a hard time believing it’s too difficult to find a man. Uma probably has to hunt for men about as much as Samuel Jackson has to hunt for self tanner. It’s like I was telling her the other night in bed, “Babe, you have too much dignity to go slumming after a man. Ok? Good. Now go ahead and re-grease the vibrating donkey.”