Uma Thurman showed up at the Swarovski Fashion Rocks concert at the Royal Albert Hall yesterday. She was wearing, uh, something, I think. Not exactly sure what kind of fashion statement she’s making here. It’s kind of like Uma woke up and said, “Hey, I want people to know I’ve got nipples. And, also, an ass.” Which is convenient, because just the other day I was thinking to myself, “Does Uma Thurman have all her anatomical parts? Or is she missing a nipple, or perhaps her whole buttocks?” Mystery solved. Now I can focus my awesome mind power on more important things. Aw, yeah, Tetris!
fee | October 19, 2007 at 1:45 pm
yum
Iq | October 19, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Frist!
InstantaAsshat-AddFame | October 19, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Not a big deal. Not the first time she’s shown her parts. Kind of a neat gown, actually.
Lyndee | October 19, 2007 at 1:48 pm
Personally I’m just glad she had on underwear, ecspecially since they werent thongs. She shows off less in that “revealing” dress than most celebrities do when they are just out and about in their normal life.
She could definately use some of those little nipple covers made for dresses like that though.
Youknowit | October 19, 2007 at 1:49 pm
I Just Fapped Furiously.
Texas Tranny | October 19, 2007 at 1:52 pm
Lovely dress.
ph7 | October 19, 2007 at 1:55 pm
I’d hit that. Particularly after some Kill Bill sword action.
Bella | October 19, 2007 at 1:58 pm
go Uma, its your Birthday, suit…..shes Hot for her age.
miggs | October 19, 2007 at 2:02 pm
I didn’t need to see that small bit of soiled toilet paper.
blugardenia | October 19, 2007 at 2:03 pm
she looks stunning!
Texas Tranny | October 19, 2007 at 2:06 pm
LOL
Look at the guy in the second pic………….looks like he’s jacking off and about done.
Jamie | October 19, 2007 at 2:07 pm
It’s possible that pic2 isn’t the best she’s ever taken. Sort of a cross between Paris Hilton and Britney. I almost expected to see a wigga with 2 retarded toddlers hanging out in the background.
veggi | October 19, 2007 at 2:08 pm
TT don’t be mean! That guy represents 99% of the male commenters here.
Dave | October 19, 2007 at 2:09 pm
Thank God it’s Uma and not Oprah in that gown.
Texas Tranny | October 19, 2007 at 2:12 pm
LOL Veggi,
I can see them now……………….and good three or four strokes and bang they’re done.
stephiphany | October 19, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Now that’s someone I don’t mind seeing nude.
Sam Hain | October 19, 2007 at 2:16 pm
what is that like 6’4″ of reasonable hotness??
kagres | October 19, 2007 at 2:17 pm
wow, i still think she looks amazing!
Laurie | October 19, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Hate to call “dumbass” here, but she’s wearing a bodysuit. Now, her nipples are about to bust out, but she’s wearing a bodysuit.
Marco | October 19, 2007 at 2:21 pm
The gown is a brilliant idea for keeping attention where it belongs. For example, look at pic #3. You have to use great willpower to pull your eyes away from her boob, and look down to see her famously freakish fingers (right hand especially). My god. Does she wear gloves, or just buy a fresh package of rolls for footlong hotdogs? Not a problem for me personally, in fact it improves the fantasy – my most favorite thing is when a girl slides a finger up my ass right before I skeet.
D. Richards | October 19, 2007 at 2:22 pm
Transparent clothes are all the rage in retard land. Am I worng, or does Uma look retarded? Not only does she have the brow, slash, forehead combination that normally indicates autistism, but she’s also dressed retardly. I’d feel like a fucking prick if people could see my penis as I sauntered down the red-carpet. Yeah, it’s small.
Texas Tranny | October 19, 2007 at 2:25 pm
My prostate would LOVE to meet her fingers
FRIST!!! | October 19, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Thank TT.
Ok, from now on Jimbo just IM me on the windows messenger when there is a new post. You know my handle, but my name says Fluffer McNair.
FagHag | October 19, 2007 at 2:30 pm
I’d love some good-ole lesbian sex with her, she can flick my bean anytime.
Fag | October 19, 2007 at 2:33 pm
@21 D. Richards,
How small is it?
Mine is like…………..maybe 3 inches, when hard.
FRIST!!! | October 19, 2007 at 2:34 pm
OMG how funny. Click on the second pic on the bottom. See the fat guy in the background? He’s all head!!!
LAST!!! | October 19, 2007 at 2:36 pm
yeah…ummm…that comment party has been going on for awhile now…
FRIST!!! | October 19, 2007 at 2:36 pm
#25 Kari’s got the 10 and a half!
VegasHustler | October 19, 2007 at 2:40 pm
Why can Uma look sooo fuckin hot sometimes and look like something I wouldn’t shit on at other times.
Texas Tranny | October 19, 2007 at 2:44 pm
@26 FRIST………….see #11. LOL
10 and a half????????
Trashy Celeb | October 19, 2007 at 2:44 pm
Uhm…. that is gross. How many kids has she had, an orphanage? Her nose looks like a squash or something, and the rest of her looks like – soggy potatoes in a chenille bag. There’s a reason why you don’t see that image on many magazine covers.
cashitin | October 19, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Here’s a shot of her ass in that dress……Yummy!!!
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20071019/uma%20thurman%20Swarovski%20Fashion%20Rocks%20concert%20oct%2018/u2.html
ness | October 19, 2007 at 2:50 pm
she looks absolutely smashing :)
Snatch Whisperer | October 19, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Now there’s an old lady I’d like to have hard core, break the furniture, porno sex with.
cashitin | October 19, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Whoops – same pic…Sorry for being a dumbshit….just trying to help.
Sam Hain | October 19, 2007 at 2:54 pm
FRIST…
oh yeah?
I thought Sheila had the ten and a half.
glad i’m not the only one here…
Texas Tranny | October 19, 2007 at 2:56 pm
I have a whole collection of dildos…….6″, 8″, 10″ and 12″ plus a good assortment of butt plugs.
Sam Hain | October 19, 2007 at 3:03 pm
the problem here is that Henry might have had the ten and a half once upon a time (like back when he was cool, before he started playing cops on TV) but the steroids probably f**ked all that up!
Bigheadmike | October 19, 2007 at 3:04 pm
Uma Zuma! She is Beautiful.
veggi | October 19, 2007 at 3:06 pm
I’m completely lost. Not that that’s different than my everyday life. WHAT are you talking about? Whos Henry- who’s Sheila- and why does kari have a 10 and a half anything? HUH????
FRIST!!! | October 19, 2007 at 3:06 pm
Oh like I’m the first one to ever not read all the comments and accidentally say something someone has already noticed and had a detailed conversation about. You guys are so ANAL!!!
You like that one, don’t you TT
Oh, and Sam, I believe Rollins was saying Kira’s got the ten and a half. Wasn’t she like the bass player or something? I dunno, I was stoned in the 80′s, don’t member much../.
Sam Hain | October 19, 2007 at 3:07 pm
T.V party tonight? anyone?
Italian Stallion | October 19, 2007 at 3:07 pm
I’d fuck the Beatrice Kiddo out of this bitch and make Bill watch……………..
Sam Hain | October 19, 2007 at 3:08 pm
hah! yes ma’am you are correct! and a step closer to awesome in my book!!!
ming | October 19, 2007 at 3:09 pm
Kill Bill was perfect for her – she was supposed to look haggard but somehow hot. Sadly for her, the first part isn’t a choice anymore. But surgery would be a huge mistake – imagine what her already odd looks would become after a few procedures? Kill Bill, volume III, with Uma Thurman as Bruce Jenner…
Jimbo | October 19, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Damn, go to lunch and I miss all the good stuff. Yesterday it was the sex doll.
FRIST!!! | October 19, 2007 at 3:12 pm
Great Sam, now I can check that off my list of things to do today!!! Haha, just kidding, I stole that line from Jim.
But I agree, I am pretty awesome. And so are you.
FRIST!!! homage | October 19, 2007 at 3:12 pm
Did anybody notice that Britney lost custody?
amma | October 19, 2007 at 3:14 pm
I’ve just never thought she was attractive, ever. And in the 80′s and early 90′s she was considered a great beauty. Didn’t get it then, don’t get it now. That said, she’s cool and I like her dress.
Texas Tranny | October 19, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Hey FRIST,
It’s the trolls…………….
butt, I do like anal.