Uma Thurman is single again


Not that anybody cares, but Uma Thurman and hotelier Andre Balazs have ended their three-year, on-again, off-again, relationship. Exciting news, isn’t it? Did you wet your pants? Because I know I did. It’s almost as exciting as watching competitive fishing. And NASCAR. At the same time.

And because it makes total sense, I included a shot of Uma Thurman spraying herself down with a hose.

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